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Dear lord, watched just a tiny bit. Seems he drops traps and then runs into them the next lap. It's like watching a goldfish lay a minefield.

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I'd like to retract my previous grievances about Phil bashing the game, this is entertaining as hell. If CTR's AI was a physical entity, it would literally be pissing on him right now.
 
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Hoo boy, the salt is 110+% today. Phil almost slipped up and let out a "FUCKING GAY". Naturally, he's trying to cover it now by saying "Fucking game" a whole bunch.
Lol, do you have a timestamp/clip of that?

-edit- Nvm, got it:
















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I thought he didn't drive on the highway, though. His back/leg/whothefuckevenknowsanymore could seize or spasm or ejaculate or whatever and cause him to crash.

Or is that not the excuse du jour anymore?

EDIT: also lol at the notion of being able to see long distances not being necessary for surface road driving. What does he do when he's on an empty straightaway up to an intersection, crawl up to it at 5 MPH like he's an octogenarian?

Fuck you, Phil. Wear them like you're supposed to and stop endangering other drivers. Asshole.
 
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Even if his eyesight is passable he's just not attentive, not able to notice a reasonably big and moving element of the game UI.
 
If they haven't nerfed the bosses compared to the original CTR, I swear to god I'll eat my freaking glasses if he beats Pinstripe in less than 25 tries. Screw it, I'll also eat Phil's glasses considering he apparently doesn't need them anyway.

For a man who has been playing videogames as a job for almost a decade, and as someone who can "pick up any game and play at a professional level", here are a few things he doesn't seem to have realized after he has played the game for hours:

- having 10 apples buffs your arsenal
- every character has stats; some have more speed while others handle better for example
- you can detonate bombs whenever you want after throwing them
- you can throw bombs backwards (behind you)
- you can throw potions forward
- every level has half-hidden shortcuts
- if you jump high enough you get a speedboost
- you should use powerslides ANYTIME you can, not just in turns
- you should always jump when reaching the end of a ramp
- every obstacle (like the spiders dropping from the ceiling) has a specific invariant timing
- the fact that he really fucking sucks at playing videogames

Those are the major things Phil seems to have missed.
 
So I'm not the most well versed in DMV regulations pertaining to glasses but I'm pretty sure there isn't such a thing as selective restrictions, you just either need them or you don't there's no in-between am I right?

youre correct, theres no such thing as "highway glasses" if his license states he needs glasses while driving, he needs them while driving. be it highway or city travel, if not its illegal. i hope for everyones sake he wears them no matter where he drives cause we all know he cant see for shit, can barely do anything right, and doesnt drive much to begin with.. so have mercy for anyone on the road with him

Lol, do you have a timestamp/clip of that?

-edit- Nvm, got it:

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holy shit he actually said it, theres no denying that. people have been banned on twitch for words closely resembling the n word.
 
People are literally just here to point and laugh at him:
  • Viewers: over 1100
  • Total tips: $25 ($16 of that came from just 3 people)
  • Top cheer: 250 bits
  • Sub count: 474

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He's currently on his 28th attempt to finish a race in first place, beating yesterday's record of 27 attempts.

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-edit- He beat it (live on stream). 28 attempts is the new record!

Immediately takes a break because he's knackered.

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I believe the lore is that the guys in his hood all played Street Fighter at the arcade and Phil wanted to be cool like them. That's how it started.

I suppose he was good enough to win some small tournaments and that boosted his ego. That kept him around.

His ego got too big and he constantly shit talked the other competitors in real life and online. He got a bad reputation and the FGC for the most part disavowed him. See the post where he was begging for a ride to a tournament on the FGC forum and everyone told him to go fuck himself. He was a pest and a nuisance. He became disliked and ridiculed. That's why he left.
Even at his most successful, he was probably his own worst enemy.
 
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