DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[kindercola]

Have you factored in the transaction fees that Twitch/Patreon apply?
I've read reports that Twitch tips incur a 30% fee (as they're not normal PayPal transactions).

Once you apply fees (if that hasn't already been done) a large amount could be taken from some of the sources. If Phil is exceptional and withdraws to PayPal then he probably incurs even more fees. I'm sure Phil would want to avoid withdrawing to his bank sometimes because they'd take all his money to pay his debts.

Keep in mind that you also need to factor in extra penalty fees because lil' Gouty has stated before that he instantly withdraws his balances from Patreon and PayPal and sends them to his bank, costing him 1000x more what he'd pay if he could wait a few days.
When you include other things like his inevitably high usage of overdraft, the worst health plan in his state, you start to really see how much actually comes in and out.
(I'd be more than happy to provide a pie chart with a liberal estimate if anyone is interested.)

Bugged immediate gratification, nothing I could do!

 

[Tetra]

I'm surprised he didn't try to buy that Rick and Morty sauce for easy viewbucks.

I think you're vastly over exaggerating his intelligence. Phil couldn't capture a shitload of views even if someone outright just told him how to get it.

 

[kindercola]

I'm surprised he didn't try to buy that Rick and Morty sauce for easy viewbucks.

Phil only tends to buy childish video game and wrestling related memorabilia to break and hoard for speculation, as seen in his lonely "art gallery house" set up tour.

He is awful at determining what people will find valuable in a few years and mostly buys what he thinks is cool at that moment in time. (See also: that hideous Doctor Doom painting or broken TF2 Medic statue)

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil went on this weird pity party last night about not being able to turn on his heat because of how "tight money is." Capped it off with this instagram picture that is supposed to be showing off his long sleeves but really just gives another look at his souless eyes. Does seem like it could be decent photoshop potential for someone more talented then I.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Phil went on this weird pity party last night about not being able to turn on his heat because of how "tight money is." Capped it off with this instagram picture that is supposed to be showing off his long sleeves but really just gives another look at his souless eyes. Does seem like it could be decent photoshop potential for someone more talented then I.
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Looks like that Italian meme with the fingers only he can't do it right.

"When your genuine Italian sauce is made from a can"

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Phil went on this weird pity party last night about not being able to turn on his heat because of how "tight money is." Capped it off with this instagram picture that is supposed to be showing off his long sleeves but really just gives another look at his souless eyes. Does seem like it could be decent photoshop potential for someone more talented then I.
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Damn, he’s old.

 

[PieceofShet]

Damn, he’s old.

DSP in 2 years...

From TXTs twitt account

 

[ThePlagueTND]

Phil went on this weird pity party last night about not being able to turn on his heat because of how "tight money is."
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His weather for the week.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

Phil went on this weird pity party last night about not being able to turn on his heat because of how "tight money is." Capped it off with this instagram picture that is supposed to be showing off his long sleeves but really just gives another look at his souless eyes. Does seem like it could be decent photoshop potential for someone more talented then I.
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That's a quality picture. Really shows off how sausage-y his fingers have become and how his neck fold is working its way into a third chin, and I like how the context of the picture is lost without a caption because the focus is halfway out of the frame.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He looks terrible in that photo. The indoor lighting isn't helping either. Guy who makes 6k a month can't afford heat lmao

 

[CabbageMan]

Phil went on this weird pity party last night about not being able to turn on his heat because of how "tight money is." Capped it off with this instagram picture that is supposed to be showing off his long sleeves but really just gives another look at his souless eyes. Does seem like it could be decent photoshop potential for someone more talented then I.
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That is the look of a broken man.

Looks like that Italian meme with the fingers only he can't do it right.

"When your genuine Italian sauce is made from a can"

This is a little fftopic: but I forget who it was, Alton Brown, maybe? Who went to Italy to try to replicate good Italian sauce.. And he found out everyone there used canned tomatoes. Apparently, the sealing action of the can caramelizes the tomatoes which gives them a better taste than whole raw tomatoes.

Not saying Phil isn't an idiot, but there might be some cooking science behind using canned tomatoes instead of fresh.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I'm surprised he didn't try to buy that Rick and Morty sauce for easy viewbucks.

Phil gets his fast food news via commercials so he's way behind in "what's new". That's why he always misses out on the really fun new items and gets the new shitty arby's burger instead.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Phil went on this weird pity party last night about not being able to turn on his heat because of how "tight money is."
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Guess the house threatening situation is over and now Phil has to find some other cause to milk his fans. "I got no heat d00d! I cannot optimally play fighting games because in addition to all that lag and shit my hands get fucking frozen and I can't react as quickly!"

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Phil went on this weird pity party last night about not being able to turn on his heat because of how "tight money is." Capped it off with this instagram picture that is supposed to be showing off his long sleeves but really just gives another look at his souless eyes. Does seem like it could be decent photoshop potential for someone more talented then I.
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This man is a year younger than me and somehow still looks like he could be my father. Amazing.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

showing off his long sleeves

This takes poor mouthing to a new platform. This man has to go on the gram to provide proof that he's "struggling". A normal human wouldn't even bring it up out of embarrassment or just mention it low key. This man is a constant source of kekery.

 

[OutspokenHuman]

This cunt thinks that you can ONLY pay to watch anime on Crunchyroll. It constantly amazes me how unwilling he is to do basic research.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

That is the look of a broken man.



This is a little fftopic: but I forget who it was, Alton Brown, maybe? Who went to Italy to try to replicate good Italian sauce.. And he found out everyone there used canned tomatoes. Apparently, the sealing action of the can caramelizes the tomatoes which gives them a better taste than whole raw tomatoes.

Not saying Phil isn't an idiot, but there might be some cooking science behind using canned tomatoes instead of fresh.

That, and San Marzano's are a good cultivar for it.

 

[Vault Boy]

Phil went on this weird pity party last night about not being able to turn on his heat because of how "tight money is." Capped it off with this instagram picture that is supposed to be showing off his long sleeves but really just gives another look at his souless eyes. Does seem like it could be decent photoshop potential for someone more talented then I.
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35 years old.

 

[CausticMinory]

Did you seriously just compare billionaire entrepreneur and current President of the United States of America, leader of the free world, Donald J. Trump - to fucking DSP?

There are no emotes that can adequately express just how fucking exceptional that comparison is.

Yeah I was super exceptional. If anything Philly Boy is trying to be like Trump. But is failing at every chance. Phil is trying to use all the footsteps Trump does in hopes that maybe one day his claims of "Busting his ass (open)" will lead him to being Immortal Twitch Overload Supreme where no one will mock or belittle him. Unfortunately for Phil he lacks the Charisma, money, clout (but the gout), or smarts (both streets and books) to become anything more than the joke of the internet. When people refer to DSP it will always be a tale of how NOT to conduct yourself or your "business". Or to laugh at extensively.

 

[Near]

The "Before" you make an emergency vlog about copyright strikes and announce defcon-1
and "After" you get 2000$ in donations from gullible paypigs by the end of it