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For awhile in CT he would take these little vitamin shots (think of a 5 hour energy) instead of eating a meal. Probably a big reason he developed gout. Him whining about time for dinner is dumb because he has same amount of time to eat dinner as he always has.
 
Phil Burnell while searching a room in TEW2: "I get the feeling some things will be well hidden. Like behind a box or a statue or something." Goutman's a fuckin genius.

Edit: Gnnnnhahahahahaha! He found a shooting range. Hard seems to be a little hard for him. Bugged PS4-Pad Mechanics. Bugged crosshair mechanics. Bugged shooting mechanics. Bugged hitzone mechanics. Addendum: On very hard add bugged gun mechanics and bugged bullet mechanics to the list.

"I didn't crouch!"

Hilarious.
 
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Freshtodeath dijo:
he claims he's 6 feet tall. 6 feet 210 pounds he'd look rather trim.
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To add to that if Phil was 210lb at 6 feet tall he would be more underweight in some cases. And seeing how he gets winded from just 20 minutes in the sun I call bullshit on any claim of being any weight that doesn't follow the word "over" in any context
 
The Mountain dijo:
Okay, I'm just gonna call bullshit here and now on Phil being 210lbs. Maybe that'll be his weight when gout/diabetes claims his lower legs.
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Honestly, I believe it. But it's not for good reasons. The man has next to no muscle mass due to an extremely sedentary lifestyle. Muscle weighs significantly more than fat, and a lack of it slows down metabolism. DSP may be 210 lbs, but its a very unhealthy 210 (high body fat %, poor resting heart rate, lack of practical strength, etc).
 
DerSandstrom dijo:
Honestly, I believe it. But it's not for good reasons. The man has next to no muscle mass due to an extremely sedentary lifestyle. Muscle weighs significantly more than fat, and a lack of it slows down metabolism. DSP may be 210 lbs, but its a very unhealthy 210 (high body fat %, poor resting heart rate, lack of practical strength, etc).
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Exactly this. Fat also takes up a lot more space than muscle so it appears to be more. This is why it's pretty obvious that Phil has little muscle mass of which to speak. Just look at his shoulders. Any guy that pumped iron like he claims to have done would have shoulders that are broader than he does. My guess is that he's like those teenagers that go to the gym in their building, have poor form, use a 10 pound dumbbell a couple times and then stand there admiring themselves in the mirror.

When it comes to lifting go hard or go home.
 
Phil being 210lbs at 6ft would give him a BMI of around 28 which puts him at severely overweight. BMI will be an accurate measure for him since we know he lives a sedentary lifestyle.
 

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Hmmm. He made silly immature sex jokes about some moaning he heard ingame going on and on with it - and right after that he has to take a break to use the restroom? Why... OMG, how do I get these pictures out of my head now?

Edit: aaaand he's back. At least this time he had mercy and did not stream his... whatever he was doing in there.
 
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neger psykolog dijo:
  • Says there isn't a single place in Seattle that does "true authentic... italian... east coast.. style pizza"
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He's not entirely wrong. My biggest complain when moving here was that there isn't decent Italian food anywhere. Most of the restaurant market is dominated by Thai and Korean food.
 
Phil is definitely way over 210 pounds. Given the fact that his face/neck has started heavily accumulating fat, I'd wager he's around the 235lb mark at the moment. I'd say even that might be a bit of a lowball number, but he has 0 muscle on his frame so his body is composed entirely of blubber.

Gotta love how his excuse for being a disgusting slob is that the quality of fast food is significantly lower in Seattle or some other garbage. He barely "works" 40 hours a week, and complains that he has "no time" to prepare meals. I know people working double those hours who still find time to do weekly meal prep, while also having friends and exercising regularly. If he just wants salads and turkey sandwiches, he could set aside an hour on Sunday every week to prepare a bunch of healthy meals for the coming week. Truth is, our pet fatass loves the taste of fast food and is too lazy to get off his ass and do anything productive with his life.

Will be funny to see him continue to get fatter with each passing month. He's still on track for landwhale status by 40.
 
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He's not entirely wrong. My biggest complain when moving here was that there isn't decent Italian food anywhere. Most of the restaurant market is dominated by Thai and Korean food.
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Well his favorite place in CT was a greasy, mediocre pizza joint. There's got to be somewhere like that in Seattle, he's not looking for quality or variety (maybe near one of the universities?)
 
Panpizza dijo:
Phil is definitely way over 210 pounds. Given the fact that his face/neck has started heavily accumulating fat, I'd wager he's around the 235lb mark at the moment. I'd say even that might be a bit of a lowball number, but he has 0 muscle on his frame so his body is composed entirely of blubber.

Will be funny to see him continue to get fatter with each passing month. He's still on track for landwhale status by 40.
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According to Urban Dictionary, the weight a person must be to be considered a "landwhale" is either at or over 300 pounds. Good old goutman's getting close. Let's not forget the DSP Tries It foods...
 
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