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All this talk about Phil's shower just made me remember that this fat pig is so lazy he uses a fucking shower stool.

They're intended for people who are like 80 years old.
 
BepsiLight dijo:
That was some pretty interesting Khet lore on the stream today.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zyMAzry0ToY:97She's been playing Lost Judgement non-stop since it came out apparently, and is even willing to ditch Phil to lock herself in her ahffice while the pig allegedly runs around and does his mature adult errands and spends the 600 bucks it costs him to "barely get by" on his days off.
Let's do some maths to see what Khet is up to during her free time. I sniff a ton of glue so my calculations might be wrong, I'm not a smart person.

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Apparently it takes 45 hours to complete Lost Judgement main+extras. These estimates are usually wrong, but these Yuhkuhza games are always long as fuck and padded with sidekhantent, so lets round it up and say 50 hours for a main story + all extras would sound fair.
Game came out september 24 and she allegedly beat it yesterday, which gives rougly 2.5 hours of gameplay every day from the 24th until yesterday.
That is of course assuming she played it at a constant pace and played only this game. So at a minimum khet is spending 2.5 hours every single day locked in her ahffice ignoring Phil while playing Yakuza.
This would actually explain why he still eats his microwave custom made din dins out of paper plates. Khet most likely doesn't give a shit and just plays videogames all day.
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LMAO.

They get 1 day off a week and Phil is forced to go shopping on his own because his wife would rather play video games than spend time with him.

There is no way this marriage will last.
 
King of Super Casualized dijo:
Was there any mention of why a broken shower fixture required a “woe is me, please take pity on me” tweet at 1am in the morning?
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He likes to generate an air of "mystery" so people will show up to his stream and maybe, JUST MAYBE, give him some money. He never talks about anything specific on Twitter. It's always "Oh man, an event occurred in my life. I'll talk about it on my next stream."

It works if you're a kid.
 
Sy Sperling dijo:
He likes to generate an air of "mystery" so people will show up to his stream and maybe, JUST MAYBE, give him some money. He never talks about anything specific on Twitter. It's always "Oh man, an event occurred in my life. I'll talk about it on my next stream."

It works if you're a kid.
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1:53 AM Tweet: "Kat and I woke up to an EXTREMELY RUDE SURPRISE! We couldn't get back to sleep until two hours later, but hopefully it's behind us now. It's CRAZY that something like that could happen in this day and age. I'll update you all in on the crazy details next pre-stream so swing by and say hi and contribute!"

Stream: "A container of yogurt expired last night LOL!"
 
SkippyLongbottom dijo:
Faggot is lying anyway. There is a reason he didn't mention "shower broke" in his tweet. There were no details for him to ramble on. Clickbaiting little queer boy has to make up issues to keep people interested.

He has no idea what his actual issue is. Nigga doesn't google anything and he can't even install blinds correctly. He's fucking worthless and agree with @Lolidaki , we have seen the receipts and this bitch is straight up spewing bullshit. How pathetic of a man can you be.
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Friendly reminder that he faked chargebacks to cover up his massive spendings on WWE Champions and this 'shower problem' happened right after a major event in the game.
 
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Fragarach dijo:
All this drama teasing ended up being about a broken shower head. Here's an idea, call someone to fix it fuckhead. Maybe stop blowing all your money on gacha so you can handle things like this.

In 8 years of living in this house, the other shower has never been used, to the point that the drain was clogged with "dust". Does Kat not shower?
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Not for nothing, (pardon the pun) but he pays condo fees. Those generally include maintenance. Unless you're actively tearing shit up, say, by flushing tampons or punching holes in the doors, there's generally no charge for normal wear and tear repairs. It was one of the reasons I was so surprised he was allegedly spending money replacing his smoke detectors a while back. Those are required under code, everywhere; and if they fail they must be replaced. Sure, you gotta replace the batteries yourself, but if the detectors themselves up and stop working it isn't on YOU to replace them if you've got a landlord or a maintenance contract.
 
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Old Tonto dijo:
Not for nothing, (pardon the pun) but he pays condo fees. Those generally include maintenance. Unless you're actively tearing shit up, say, by flushing tampons or punching holes in the doors, there's generally no charge for normal wear and tear repairs. It was one of the reasons I was so surprised he was allegedly spending money replacing his smoke detectors a while back. Those are required under code, everywhere; and if they fail they must be replaced. Sure, you gotta replace the batteries yourself, but if the detectors themselves up and stop working it isn't on YOU to replace them if you've got a landlord or a maintenance contract.
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So wait he doesnt own the seattle place where he lives? i thought he owned it and shit, bruh.
 
Phil is bluntly warning his audience that Lost Judgement is on the wage quit chopping block because the last stream was so slow on the tips.
This morning, he lost it on SnowKarl for mentioning that streams had been slow lately.
He has not mentioned needing tips due to repairs on the night stream yet.

The day stream is now running on a separate narrative from the night streams. The begging has begun to run out of sync.
 
Goddamn that rant about the shower cracked me up. This is why we don't want Phil to ever leave the internet. His stories about complete incompetency in every day life is fucking hilarious. Your drain is clogged from 7 years of dirt build up? lmao
 
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I understand the drano but why cleaning products for a clogged drain? Phil is just so retarded about any kind of basic home maintenance, his dad really failed him.
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Trade secret: If you've spilled grease down your drain, don't use Drain-O or other dangerous shit like that. Use a little detergent instead; powdered works best, but any heavy liquid detergent will do. If it's hair, you're better off using a bent coat hanger to fish the tangle out. If those don't work, you might have to remove the trap (the bent part of the drain line) and jug it out manual. Once you've got the blockage mostly cleared, a quick hit with the plunger should send any straggling debris to the sewers.
 
so the guy who never set foot in an actual casino to gamble, it now an authority on casino games and odds, he knows guys I mean iirc when asked if he gambled when he went to vegas he said no cause he was too busy training for EVO but he totally had a go fish deck...a special go fish deck
 
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