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Because 1) he has literally nothing else remotely interesting going on and 2) it's an easy transition for him to beg for money.

Literally everything bad that happens to Phil requires a "woe is me, please take pity on me" message

Because Khet had just gotten home and needed to hose out her cumgutter.

He likes to generate an air of "mystery" so people will show up to his stream and maybe, JUST MAYBE, give him some money. He never talks about...

Because, in his heart of hearts, Phail is a 14-year-old girl who vaguetweets to get people to care about him and give him $$.