DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Hogan of the South]

Ah, there it is. Todays daily dose of stupid.


But for Phail, it was Wednesday.

We take you now to one of the richest veins of salt in all of the northern americas. In a humble gated community in Renton Washington. Here, we find a creature that excretes salt through every pore of its being whenever the slightest hint of attention can be warranted. A remarkable creature, the pig roach is a being unlike any other, it requires very little to sustain itself and rarely ever leaves its nest. Venturing out only to acquire its daily sustenance of Gin and fast food. This creature produces enough salt to fill every Burger King packet and shaker in the entire northern hemisphere making it a prime target for its natural salt consuming predator, the kiwifart.

Considered an ugly monster by most, it can only survive through a parasitic relationship via autistic wheel chair bound entities. Their bottomless banks allow the creature to acquire its daily resources and continue the cycle of salt.

Truly majestic a sight as there ever was, than a piggy roach cursing and soiling itself on a boring cause.

 

[Sup3r]

Sad thing is if he got at least affiliate back he would go back in a heart beat. He's still often in his twitch chat so.

Likely an ego thing, making sure those evil detractors he goes on about don't ruin his old workspace. Even though he acts like twitch will be gone soon and he shouldn't care.

"Bc I just went through that hell."

Oh really, Phil? Why don't you tell us more about it then?

It's funny because at this point there are only 2 people who care about the leaks yet don't believe Phil about them, both being only recognisable on his forums where he loses money on them. There's no harm in coming out now, after all who else does he have to lose as paypigs?

 

[hundredthousand]

This is Phil 'jumping ship' from Twitch.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

now THAT's ironic

I actually had to pause and then when I realized your comment I laughed out loud. That's hysterical

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Aww what no amazingly hot 100000 iq take on the breast cancer awareness sfv skins for ryu and chun?

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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More of that classic DSP positivity you get when you ignore all the haters and have chill interactions with him.

 

[NynchLiggers]

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Phil is not that different from CWC in retreating to a different reality to cope. It's just the nature of the coping.

 

[nyess]

When you think about it, it doesn't matter that phil "was freed from" twitch before the leaks, people got into his banking information regardless of where he was

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

DSP is hell drunk right now.

the thing is, he will be back on twitch by the end of the year.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

It really amazes me that he wants so desperately to be big on Twitter now. Doesn’t he know all those blue check marks will gobble his piggy ass up the second he got any fame on there? His little guppy ass better hope he doesn’t make any ripples in that ocean of crazy.

Even if he got that Blue Checkmark himself as a reward for all his clout chasing, it's not going to mean shit. Because the very second someone shares his stationary niggers clip, he'll be canceled quicker than Rosanne Barr did. And in a website where people sacrifice their own for clout and no one willing to back him up after being an internet scumbag, his time one Twitter will be a laughably short one.

He's only gotten as far as he did because he's willing to change views on a dime to survive the Twitter landscape, but when that checkmark is there, he's just chum in the water. Blue checkmarks get you noticed, and the Twitterati is WAITING for the next cancel sacrifice.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Ok I looked at the special boys tweets, maybe a stupid take on sfv skins would have been far better.

Christ on a cracker it is a good thing you have a negative amount of self awareness, making this much of an ass of yourself on the regular a person with a oz of self awareness would have been so embarrassed they would have minecraft'ed irl.

EDIT - just looking through my email and WELL! This is funny.

Small PL. Went to BK for the ghost nuggets that were app exclusive. I got regular nuggies. The app asked me if everything was ok, I responded no I got regular nugget instead of ghost pepper. Didn't demand or even ask anything.

1 hour later an email apologizing and refunding me the money for the nuggets.

See how easy that was phil? Oh but what do I know, I'm just a brain-dead detractor who doesn't know how real life works because I'm not as mature as you..

 

[Bigpapapump]

It's this. Narcissism runs deep.

And stupidity goes to the bone. Phil is half a chromosome from retarded, ergo; he does window licking, wrangler needing shit. And he always will.

 

[Organized Derailment]

DSP is hell drunk right now.

the thing is, he will be back on twitch by the end of the year.

Very possible.. unless of course YT implements gifted subs.

 

[Paladin Derich]

DSP is hell drunk right now.

the thing is, he will be back on twitch by the end of the year.

I think he can apply for affiliate status at the end of October, iirc. And if that's the case, then he'll be sucking twitch dick again very soon.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

We need a new poll about when Phil goes crawling back to twitch. This development makes the voting pattern even more interesting

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

We take you now to one of the richest veins of salt in all of the northern americas. In a humble gated community in Renton Washington. Here, we find a creature that excretes salt through every pore of its being whenever the slightest hint of attention can be warranted. A remarkable creature, the pig roach is a being unlike any other, it requires very little to sustain itself and rarely ever leaves its nest. Venturing out only to acquire its daily sustenance of Gin and fast food. This creature produces enough salt to fill every Burger King packet and shaker in the entire northern hemisphere making it a prime target for its natural salt consuming predator, the kiwifart.

Considered an ugly monster by most, it can only survive through a parasitic relationship via autistic wheel chair bound entities. Their bottomless banks allow the creature to acquire its daily resources and continue the cycle of salt.

Truly majestic a sight as there ever was, than a piggy roach cursing and soiling itself on a boring cause.

So I guess that means we're watching a nature documentary over a decade in the making and Phil is the main animal on display?

I have to buy the blue-ray box set sometime

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

We need a new poll about when Phil goes crawling back to twitch. This development makes the voting pattern even more interesting

I don't think a poll is necessary. He's going back to Twitch when he can at least get affiliate status and maximum money again.

 

[gh0stzero]

"Bc I just went through that hell."

Oh really, Phil? Why don't you tell us more about it then?

I like to think Phil's legal counsel didn't tell him to shut up about this one particular issue.

But that they just told him in general to stfu and he took it literally.

Also the more I think about it, the more I think he's scrambling to prepare a legal defense for when his scamruptcy is called into question.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I think he's scrambling to prepare a legal defense for when his scamruptcy is called into question

>phil
>preparing for the future ever
big X on that one, my friend

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also the more I think about it, the more I think he's scrambling to prepare a legal defense for when his scamruptcy is called into question.

No one is ever coming after him for bankruptcy fraud. The people he owed 100 grand to couldn't even be bothered to show up to defend their own interests. How much interest do you think the government has in crusading for justice with no reward at all?