DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Phil is totally grateful guys, but he has to be honest! Some of you gotta step it the fuck up! I should have $300 for this stream! Just because the tip goal is $150 and Jax_Raxxor bank rolled it doesn't mean you peasants are off the hook! Start scrounging!!

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Words of advice: An honest person never has to keep reminding you they are honest.
So Phail........based on your own parameters of 'if you like the stream', it appears only 2 people did. Think about that.
 
How many Wrestlers is he even pulling for anymore... You'd think with this many years of ongoing pulling he would've pulled the game dry.

It's never enough. These games, much like DSP, will wring people dry with new variants/schemes.

Also, big ups to @Piece of Peace once again for the insightful video. Feeling things you've never felt before is putting it diplomatically, really. Phil's scummy behaviour is on full display, and the fact that Jaxx is a denthead who can't seem to figure out how he keeps being run over by the same train when it comes to Phil is remarkable.

 
How many Wrestlers is he even pulling for anymore... You'd think with this many years of ongoing pulling he would've pulled the game dry.
Never underestimate the findom potential of a corporation. Even the mighty e-thot, apex predator of simps, is limited by being a single whore who must eat, sleep, and sometimes actually fuck someone.

They even invented a term for this, power creep. It's a mechanical excuse to force the player to keep paying. You can bet power creep in WWE Champions is lightspeed. They bake it right in.
 
With the help of modern technology I could finally reconstruct what happened on May 1st 2016


DSP limp dicks to Officer Sanders

Starring:

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Video is NSFW



I also found out, thanks to being able to enhance the reflection in his eyes, where his load went.
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Sources:
DSP Incident - extended | NSFW Officer Sanders | Derich's path to degeneracy
 
If Phil hits tips goal? Trolls win. He splurges it instantly
If Phil doesnt hit tips goal? Trolls win. He didnt get paid.

But now? Even if he gets paid, salt. Massive Salt. Thanks Jax.

Also stop troll superchatting. Yeah he splurges it anyway, but hes more likely to do it to his mortgage rather than wwe champions.
 
With the help of modern technology I could finally reconstruct what happened on May 1st 2016


DSP limp dicks to Officer Sanders

Starring:

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Video is NSFW
DSP limp dicks to Officer Sanders.mp4


I also found out, thanks to being able to enhance the reflection in his eyes, where his load went.


Sources:
DSP Incident - extended | NSFW Officer Sanders | Derich's path to degeneracy
Jeesus is that the porno with Kat’s sister? I don’t think I have seen anything less arousing in all my life. She’s trying real hard (lol) but he’s soft the entire time and can’t get it up. So in the end they try to hide the fact that their leading man can’t get it up with camera angles and a fake cum shot from a plastic penis. That is embarassing for everyone involved.
 
With the help of modern technology I could finally reconstruct what happened on May 1st 2016


DSP limp dicks to Officer Sanders

Starring:

Ver archivo adjunto 2589374Ver archivo adjunto 2589383Ver archivo adjunto 2589386

Video is NSFW
DSP limp dicks to Officer Sanders.mp4


I also found out, thanks to being able to enhance the reflection in his eyes, where his load went.


Sources:
DSP Incident - extended | NSFW Officer Sanders | Derich's path to degeneracy
This post wins the Internet today
 
You love to see DSP fans continuing to be retaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars and donating towards the black hole.

Also everyone talks about him doubling down on needing money for bills, but I think him doubling down on the "Bison" hat and it giving him the confidence to bitch at people in his chat even harder is even better.
 
It's never enough. These games, much like DSP, will wring people dry with new variants/schemes.

Also, big ups to @Piece of Peace once again for the insightful video. Feeling things you've never felt before is putting it diplomatically, really. Phil's scummy behaviour is on full display, and the fact that Jaxx is a denthead who can't seem to figure out how he keeps being run over by the same train when it comes to Phil is remarkable.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8fhMCWV9FXg
It seems @Piece of Peace just doesn’t understand how things work.
Phil doesn’t reset the Tips Goal to $0 every stream just because he’s “greedy”. No. No!
It’s brought to $0 because that’s the amount of money Phil has in his bank account after he’s done spending whenever he switches the camera off. So, yes, continuing to tip after $150 is met DOES support Phil immensely! Fucking moron.
 
Jaxx Raxxor has to be the worst of the paypigs. At least the other ones have the decency to pretend like they are rich and can afford wasting it on Phil. This dude needs to save up to buy a 4K junky car but still tips 150 to watch him play complain about lag.
 
Jaxx Raxxor has to be the worst of the paypigs. At least the other ones have the decency to pretend like they are rich and can afford wasting it on Phil. This dude needs to save up to buy a 4K junky car but still tips 150 to watch him play complain about lag.
Reminder Jaxx Raxxor has been doxxed, how are these people still employed and tipping? I thought you guys had autistic superpowers

 
How many Wrestlers is he even pulling for anymore... You'd think with this many years of ongoing pulling he would've pulled the game dry.
I would assume he's pulling for a singular new release. I don't think WWE Champions has super premium summons but if they do he could want a non-specific top tier light/dark wrestler and not have gotten Super-Mega Golden Hulk Hogan yet for 200k.
 
Oh boy, classic DSP making some dumb-at-worst-negligible-at-best changes that he thinks are game-changing for his streams. And his whales throw tons of money at him.
The reason? First day of the month, most of his whales probably got paid. He would've made this amount regardless.
But in his mind? "I had great ideas, I'll be getting more of that gravy"

And then in a few weeks when their money dries up he'll be bewildered at why he isn't making the big bucks again "I made the changes that YOU, YES, YOU requested. All YOUR favorite vests are available, so I don't understand what's going on. I'm gonna be ahnest...."
 
Oh boy, classic DSP making some dumb-at-worst-negligible-at-best changes that he thinks are game-changing for his streams. And his whales throw tons of money at him.
The reason? First day of the month, most of his whales probably got paid. He would've made this amount regardless.
But in his mind? "I had great ideas, I'll be getting more of that gravy"

And then in a few weeks when their money dries up he'll be bewildered at why he isn't making the big bucks again "I made the changes that YOU, YES, YOU requested. All YOUR favorite vests are available, so I don't understand what's going on. I'm gonna be ahnest...."
It's scary how accurate this is. He will be PERPLEXED.

"The situation is as THUS, we started out this month really strong ok? the support was great, we had the new overlays and Halloween decorations, and you guys were all telling me how much you loved the streams. But no lie, for the last WEEK AND A HALF *pauses to check phone*, for the last week and a half support has been non-existent and I mean that. We had [paypig name] here contribute [whale] amount - and thanks again for the contribution [paypig] but that was it! the superchats were decent but like I've said what I really need are tips so PLEASE... if you like the stream and you like what Im doing - and I know you do because you guys TELL me this every day, then please consider tipping me if you can. and NO, tips are naht manditory."
 
Yikes. I almost like that Phil is bleeding that loser dry.
Ugh, I recognize that high school from the bad old days. I dunno if I said this when his dox dropped the first time... he's a light-skinned black guy from MoCo, MD. There's some weird socio-economical glitch with negroes from MoCo, and the lighter skinned blacks who have roots in the area also have a history of inbreeding (dead giveaway would be if this guy mentions eye problems) and slipping into high paying government positions. Neither DC nor Baltimore wants them. If he isn't on SSID, his parents are loaded, and they aren't loaded, he's probably some bullshit government contractor.

I am not surprised some deviant from fucking MoCo is DSP's pocket whale.
 
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