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You guys don't get it.
Jaxx doesn't tip to support Dave.
He does so to get acknowledgement and attention from chat.
So in his mind it doesn't matter if Dave wants more or not. He got his 5 minutes of fame from all 3 members in the chat.
 
70% of threads (any topic) have diverged into rabid tard fighting/Coof juice pro's and no's or faux interlectuals preaching, But not here.

You guy's are champions.

I enjoy catching up on this thread
Thankyou.
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Phil's biggest problem getting a job isn't going to be any employer googling him, it's himself.

7+ years of social isolation have convinced Phil that he's the smartest person in the room. Any competent interviewer would see through him pretty much immediately. Can you imagine his reaction to even the mildest of push-back on an answer?
 
Regarding last night's stream...
"Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others."
~Cicero

Also you just know that that hundred fiddy left his bank account after the stream was over with the same quickness that it entered it when the stream started. The bank leaks have been the funniest thing that happened in a long time.
 
A Money Creature dijo:
Oh shit 😭
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LMAO!

Phil is such a hilariously bad liar, between the repeated “I don’t know!” denials, his seething passive aggressive tone, and his playing dumb: “Duh.. You mean in regards to this game?!”

Great bait! From the moment Phil got “the placeholders?” You can obviously tell that there’s nothing he’d like better than to call the guy a fucking shithead and tell him to F off, but Phil keeps it together long enough to remember that he’s not supposed to know what “The Placeholders” is.

And on top of that, he’s forced to thank him for the tip!

Phil is going to suck that gin extra hard after that stream.
 
Fapcop dijo:
LMAO!

Phil is such a hilariously bad liar, between the repeated “I don’t know!” denials, his seething passive aggressive tone, and his playing dumb: “Duh.. You mean in regards to this game?!”

Great bait! From the moment Phil got “the placeholders?” You can obviously tell that there’s nothing he’d like better than to call the guy a fucking shithead and tell him to F off, but Phil keeps it together long enough to remember that he’s not supposed to know what “The Placeholders” is.

And on top of that, he’s forced to thank him for the tip!

Phil is going to suck that gin extra hard after that stream.
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Not to burst your bubble that's old notice the couch
 
Malcolm Tucker dijo:
Phil's biggest problem getting a job isn't going to be any employer googling him, it's himself.

7+ years of social isolation have convinced Phil that he's the smartest person in the room. Any competent interviewer would see through him pretty much immediately. Can you imagine his reaction to even the mildest of push-back on an answer?
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Disagree. That’s on camera safe space Phil you’re thinking about.

Look at the bankruptcy hearing: IRL Phil immediately enters bitch-mode, when faced with someone with some authority.

Jawb interview Phil with be all “yes sir!” and “no sir!” and would swallow his pride if faced with pushback.

Instead, he’d push it down and hit the wall/gin, kicking Jasper and yelling at his wheelchairs in chat the minute he comes home.

Lazycunt dijo:
Not to burst your bubble that's old notice the couch
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Yeah I noticed. Still funny as fuck though, and his lying skills haven’t exactly improved.
 
Malcolm Tucker dijo:
Phil's biggest problem getting a job isn't going to be any employer googling him, it's himself.

7+ years of social isolation have convinced Phil that he's the smartest person in the room. Any competent interviewer would see through him pretty much immediately. Can you imagine his reaction to even the mildest of push-back on an answer?
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He's physically unfit to a degree where he can't work a "shitty jahb". Can't take criticism, bad work ethic (used to go to the helicopter company with a hangover, also general DSP behavior), ZERO, and I do mean zero actual skills, even ones related to what he's doing (can't edit, doesn't know tech, can't work software etc..).

Anyone who's a mature adult would've said to themselves

"DOOD, this won't last forever, why don't I put more effort into the things I do, and be more positive, so some day I can use my entire catalogue of kahntent to fill in the 10 year gap since I was last employed. Think of it as a portfolio."
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The reality of the truth of the bottom line is that if DSP applied himself, he could have worked anything, ranging from help desk tech support, freelance video editor, even a big shot at an MCN. If you got the skills, people could turn a blind eye to you being a toxic asshole.

But he begs instead.
goku123 dijo:
if you did, it'd still be a better expense than whatever Phil buys.
it serves a function of keeping your pants up every day. though its overpriced as shit.
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The entire WWE Champions thing is so funny to me, because seemingly anything looks like a better way to spend your money than wrassler jpegs. Dave has access to every single console under the sun, he can afford every game he wants, yet what gets his moneybags - Candy Crush...

Also, saying that WWE champions is gambling is... kinda misleading. Gamblers gamble with the faith that one time they'll hit it big and be able to fix all their financial woes - pay debtors back, reimburse the spent money etc.

Dave will get nothing. In the best case that is physically able to happen, he'll reach the top of the leaderboard. Maybe get a custom-styled message from Scopely thanking him for all the cash. But that's as far as it goes. Mortgage still needs paying, piggies still need begging, Doordash still needs... dashing.

:stress: Tis The Darksfadil Show
 
Fapcop dijo:
Look at the bankruptcy hearing: IRL Phil immediately enters bitch-mode, when faced with someone with some authority.
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Fair point. Too bad in the same call he thought he had to explain what Paypal was to someone who's job it is to check where money comes from and goes.

Thinking about it I'm not sure they would even get a chance to ask a question. By the time Phil has pigsplained Youtube, Twitch, losing all his previous jobs and moving across country, they would probably just end the interview to maintain their sanity.
 
"Guys just because Jaxxraxor tipped $150 at the beginning of the stream doesn't mean you shouldn't tip yourselves, you know? If he hadn't tipped it be an incredibly slow night..."
 
Malcolm Tucker dijo:
Fair point. Too bad in the same call he thought he had to explain what Paypal was to someone who's job it is to check where money comes from and goes.

Thinking about it I'm not sure they would even get a chance to ask a question. By the time Phil has pigsplained Youtube, Twitch, losing all his previous jobs and moving across country, they would probably just end the interview to maintain their sanity.
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This is why I think most of his bankruptcy stuff passed well for him - he's generally a very pathetic and boring person. He'd talk to you about getting trolled, pigsplain PayPal, YouTube, Twitch and all that shit, at some point you'd want to get it over with and just carry on with your business.

If he was acting the way he is acting on stream, I assure you 100%, one of the people dealing with his bankruptcy would be engaged to ask more questions. But faced with a pathetic little pigroach of a man, you just want to get him out of your sight.

Still, bankruptcy dudes didn't do their job well, as we saw from the expense leaks, but to some extent I understand not giving a fuck about Dave
 
Malcolm Tucker dijo:
Phil's biggest problem getting a job isn't going to be any employer googling him, it's himself.

7+ years of social isolation have convinced Phil that he's the smartest person in the room. Any competent interviewer would see through him pretty much immediately. Can you imagine his reaction to even the mildest of push-back on an answer?
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Don't forget:

That's thuh Gai, who made some love juice all over himself and said Oh The Camera's On?!

Meerkat Ink dijo:
This is why I think most of his bankruptcy stuff passed well for him - he's generally a very pathetic and boring person. He'd talk to you about getting trolled, pigsplain PayPal, YouTube, Twitch and all that shit, at some point you'd want to get it over with and just carry on with your business.

If he was acting the way he is acting on stream, I assure you 100%, one of the people dealing with his bankruptcy would be engaged to ask more questions. But faced with a pathetic little pigroach of a man, you just want to get him out of your sight.

Still, bankruptcy dudes didn't do their job well, as we saw from the expense leaks, but to some extent I understand not giving a fuck about Dave
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That's what irked me the most as well, the concrete evidence that he lies about his cat, while contradicting himself to have pet food expense?

Like how dumb can he be to try and say "Oh I spend x amount so I can't afford repayments, but I don't own an animal"

Jesus, if Covid wasn't here during his filing, there would be Administrators raping his house finding all kinds of shit to sell, especially his beloved Wolverine Statue, bear in mind his house tours also had concrete evidence to suggest he was very well off..

But like a cockroach, the Pig's greed always survives and want more...
 
harbinger dijo:
I guess Jasper got sick of Philip’s clownish antics as well.

The end of the night stream reminds me of that time I went out with a group of friends and I decided to pick up the whole tab. After paying and leaving a tip, the waitress berated the rest in my party about how they couldn’t rely on just me tipping because I footed the bill and they too needed to step up and help support her and her gin and gacha habit. I had to appreciate her honestly, mostly because she kept reminding us of it every time she came to wait on our table.
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Or the cat is still sick because DSP decided not to keep that vet appointment last month so he could spend the money on something frivolous instead. Imagine the "Jasper died" stream where chat asks him why the vet didn't detect the fatal ailment and do something while DSP has to pretend that week never happened.
 
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bajagoogoo dijo:
He wants to be attacked in the comments. He wants more TIHYDP made. This way, he can mention it on stream and invite his cult to see for themselves.

In turn, Phil gets more contributions from the cult and he doesn't have to worry about addressing the leak.
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Things don't have to actually happen or exist for him to insist they did/do. Or for him to extend the invitation to locate these things.

This whole sudden gear shift is just powered by some nefarious agenda with a favorable success plausibility rate that only exists in his mind.

His ego is sheathed in the membrane of an egg yolk. And this isn't going to last very long. He just isn't man enough.

And this is another clear indication that he's slipping even deeper into his litany of mental illnesses, because up to this point he was at least aware that he just doesn't have the nutsack for it, & just made up stories about imaginary people begging him to do it.

And now, he has officially even lost his grip on that... while still persisting with the stories about his imaginary friends.

That's all that's going on here. We're watching a person who is legitimately losing the already-tenuous command he had of his mind.

And, yay. 🤘😖🤘
 
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