DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Darksydepickle]

You know the best part about DSP?
Doesn't make the goal? SPiteful, angry, takes it out on anyone who makes fun of him
Reaches the tip goal? Enter CLOWNSYDE PHIL, now he turns into the children's entertainer he is. What other man on his late 30s acts like this? Really, it's one of the most pathetic sights you can find.

The only time you don't win is when he is close to the goal. He isn't overly angry or overly pathetic. I'd say 70-90 usd is the boring DSP range.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Phil side eyeing chat disapprovingly while they talk about snowkarl's fire ass rap. Only a matter of time before he spergs out.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

no comment

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

If something generates a positive response for Phil, he expects it to never change and is confused and frustrated when it doesn’t work out.

I think it was @RougeRed in chat earlier telling me about an experiment on the conditioning of behaviours in pigeons when receiving food, and how this reflects human behaviour and "rituals".

Spoiler: 'SUPERSTITION' IN THE PIGEON

Classics in the History of Psychology -- Skinner (1948)

A pigeon is brought to a stable state of hunger by reducing it to 75 percent of its weight when well fed. It is put into an experimental cage for a few minutes each day. A food hopper attached to the cage may be swung into place so that the pigeon can eat from it. A solenoid and a timing relay hold the hopper in place for five sec. at each reinforcement.

If a clock is now arranged to present the food hopper at regular intervals with no reference whatsoever to the bird's behavior, operant conditioning usually takes place.

The conditioning process is usually obvious. The bird happens to be executing some response as the hopper appears; as a result it tends to repeat this response.

The experiment might be said to demonstrate a sort of superstition. The bird behaves as if there were a causal relation between its behavior and the presentation of food, although such a relation is lacking. There are many analogies in human behavior. Rituals for changing one's luck at cards are good examples. A few accidental connections between a ritual and favorable consequences suffice to set up and maintain the behavior in spite of many unreinforced instances. The bowler who has released a ball down the alley but continues to behave as if he were controlling it by twisting and turning his arm and shoulder is another case in point. These behaviors have, of course, no real effect upon one's luck or upon a ball half way down an alley, just as in the present case the food would appear as often if the pigeon did nothing -- or, more strictly speaking, did something else.

So, in short, Phil has the same cognitive ability as that of a pigeon.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Don't know if this has been posted yet, but it gave me a good chuckle when I saw it

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Also, poor Jasper just threw up

Spends all day angrily licking his balls. There's only so much you can swallow, apparently.

 

[IHateMyJob]

Money buffed Phil is fucking unwatchable. I would argue it's crazy how he didn't get a behind da seenz donation during break today, weird.

Yea it is weird that he's gotten a behind the scenes tip every day for at least the past 3 weeks but today he didn't even bother to check. Nothing at all sus

 

[Abominacione]

SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE, SNORT!

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

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He looks like a faggot.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

you know what baffles me about phil?
he's living a really crappy life for a guy who grifted so damn much over the years.
most people that have a lot of money but no sense adopt a nigger rich mentality.
telltale signs of this include escelade trucks, McMansions, eating at expensive restaurants every day, buying gaudy and expensive clothing brands like Gucci, having expensive watches/jewelry, gambling at actual casinos. its a very short sighted way to live, but a dude that lives like that is having a lot of fun.
what did phil spend his money on?
expensive statues, 2 condos, a leased bmw, expensive shit like 200 dollar coffee makers. 1000 blu rays discs. 2 internet connections and unlimited junk food, a lemon PC and gambles for Wrestler JPEGS
bloody hell Phil.

I often think how Phil has made roughly $1.5M-$2M over the past 12 years, and has fuck all to show for it. A condo he's barely paid anything to, and some gaming shit. How is this even possible? Phil can't even be nigger rich. It's all just gone.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I often think how Phil has made roughly $1.5M-$2M over the past 12 years, and has fuck all to show for it. A condo he's barely paid anything to, and some gaming shit. How is this even possible? Phil can't even be nigger rich. It's all just gone.

To beat a dead pig:

This is why I don't get the people who get all upset and ''moral'' about Dave needing to have justice served to him.

Look at this idiot, it will only get worse for him as time marches on. Nobody needs to do shit, no matter how much money tards throw at him it'll be gone in seconds, spend on gatcha-booze-crap takeaway.

I've said it before and I stand by it, I would not want Daves life on most of the people I hate IRL. His life is such a sad pathetic excuse for a life.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Six figures a year and literally living day to day financially. Completely isolated from society. In a perpetual state of fear and dread.

An absolutely miserable existence.

 

[Stationary Karl]

I would like to thank everyone that clip and archive DSP shit. You guys are the real champions.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE, SNORT!

 

[bajagoogoo]

The watch is from the flea market, Ohio is full of meth and racist, and you look like you're gearing up to shoot up innocent people judging by how shitty the quality of phone camera you are using if this is you "flexing". But anyways back to the laughs.

With the pics he took with his Nokia 6600, it looks like a 1500 Oyster Perpetual. It's the Rolex one buys when they want to tell the world that they can't afford Rolex.

So Jasper had enough of Phil's shit and/or he couldn't take the stench of Phil's room anymore and he threw up in the middle of the stream. 1st thing Phil tells his cat that he thinks of as a real son? "JASPER, GET OUTTA HERE!!"

It's either that or listening to Phil bitch for 30 minutes about a five minute clean-up.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Can we get a new poll for how much the tip goal will be during the halloween begathon?

 

[Piece of Peace]

Can we get a new poll for how much the tip goal will be during the halloween begathon?

Wait has he indicated that it's going to be an actual begathon? I don't believe that special events on their own usually have inflated tip goals.

 

[JimiHendrix]

This is why I don't get the people who get all upset and ''moral'' about Dave needing to have justice served to him.

because they're people who haven't accepted the fact life isn't fair yet.

phil gets to bumble through life falling ass backwards into hundreds of thousands of dollars.

when i was in high school i had to dry my jeans in the oven because i had no other options before school. you ever feel burnt denim? itches like a motherfucker.

but that's life. some people have it easy, some don't.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

Wait has he indicated that it's going to be an actual begathon? I don't believe that special events on their own usually have inflated tip goals.

Bingo. He likes to "brand" his fundraisers as such so that when he does a mini-begathon he can pretend he wasn't really begging for extra. It's the same fucked up logic that gave us Ask the King and Hate Live both in the same month in some situations.

 

[YokuNama]

It took this idiot a week to realize maybe restarting the PC more than once every year might be a good idea. Also brings this very old meme back to relevance.