DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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I am sorry, what was that in the beginning of the stream? Safe space for everyone? At least he is telling the truth this time - it's only about REEE. Not surprising that people who aren't cripples, that have to consult with their caretakers when to take a bath, don't like you.

"Derailing the stream purposely because you don't want me to be successful on the internet and [stream lag] want to ruin my fucking business and life is a bannable offense. And there is a lot of people doing it."
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lol. No Phail. There's only one person that can ruin your business and you're doing a fine job of it.
You're not ready for this:
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What the actual fuck. That's embarrassing even for a childrens entertainer.
 
Money buffed Phil is fucking unwatchable. I would argue it's crazy how he didn't get a behind da seenz donation during break today, weird.
Just wait when his evening stream doesn't hit the tips goal he will turn into a whiny bitch ranting about the "negating of the positivity we had on the first stream". As if this tips goal trick will bring in more money when the month continues on.
 
Money buffed Phil is fucking unwatchable. I would argue it's crazy how he didn't get a behind da seenz donation during break today, weird.
So did the butt parasite get it's behind the scenes tip today?
He probably did, but no way would he mention it. If he did, then chat would realise that their kahntributions really AREN'T mandatory!
 
Just wait when his evening stream doesn't hit the tips goal he will turn into a whiny bitch ranting about the "negating of the positivity we had on the first stream". As if this tips goal trick will bring in more money when the month continues on.
The part about Phil’s narcissism that is quickly becoming my favorite trait is that he manages to always convince himself that as soon as he starts making the money he expects to make again he will continue to make that amount or more ad infinitum. Which just means that he continually sets himself up for disappointment, which is not really what you want to do when most toddlers handle unmet expectations better than you.
 
If Phil for once didn't get his standard break tip today it just further points to him getting an "allowance" each month from some whale and being told he can divvy it up how he wants to each day and if he is already at the tips goal to just save it so he can use it as bait for the next stream.

It could also mean that one of or multiple of these sock accounts (OroTurtle, MegaFuse, etc) are also 1MM / Bobajo / SilentBob and they withheld the break tip today because their earlier tips had already gotten him to the goal.

It's just all so scummy and shady, whatever deal he is doing behind-the-scenes. What other streamer does this; has their whales coordinate plans with him to try and manipulate more money out of the rest of his viewers?
 

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The part about Phil’s narcissism that is quickly becoming my favorite trait is that he manages to always convince himself that as soon as he starts making the money he expects to make again he will continue to make that amount or more ad infinitum. Which just means that he continually sets himself up for disappointment, which is not really what you want to do when most toddlers handle unmet expectations better than you.
Not even sure if it’s narcissism or a combination of autism, low IQ and laziness.

If something generates a positive response for Phil, he expects it to never change and is confused and frustrated when it doesn’t work out.

YouTube being a veritable goldmine? “Surely this will never change!” To the point where he took out loans and credit card debt, waiting for that YouTube goldrush to come back, before being dragged kicking and screaming on to Twitch.

Someone came up with the vest streak? Another goldmine, which Phil autistically mined until it stopped working.

And did he make any changes when it stopped? “Nah! It worked once, so it’ll work again!”

The most he could be arsed to do, was to do a hat variant of the vest. (Only to be majorly pissed off when it backfired.)

Even now his only changes are the smallest of adjustments.

His narcissism comes into the picture when it comes to recognizing how dire his situation really is.

2-300 viewers per stream? No problem! It works right now, so it’ll always work!

He refuses to face the fact that he’s literally circling the drain and that his weird hat/vest bullshit will surely scare any new audience away with a disgusted “WTF is this autism?!”

And Phil’s narcissism of course always be the biggest Detractor. He had to turn off comments to his YouTube, since he couldn’t take constantly getting shat on, thereby ruining his discoverability.

And years later he did exactly the same with his Twitter.
 
Unless theres another OIC thread and I know I'm late, but Fuck You OIC messing with Poo Twister and trying to get him to sperg out.

Man has cancer and you try to kick him down when he's going through some shit ?

I know it's already been said probably, but you are scum and will forever remain scum.

Now onto Phil - dudes Halloween decorations look worse and worse each year.

This year's costume is gonna be shit unless he dresses up a Gin bottle or Klans Member.
 
fair point... the point of that pic was the rolex since he had brought up expensive watches.
The watch is from the flea market, Ohio is full of meth and racist, and you look like you're gearing up to shoot up innocent people judging by how shitty the quality of phone camera you are using if this is you "flexing". But anyways back to the laughs.

So Jasper had enough of Phil's shit and/or he couldn't take the stench of Phil's room anymore and he threw up in the middle of the stream. 1st thing Phil tells his cat that he thinks of as a real son? "JASPER, GET OUTTA HERE!!"

 
I know he's stupid but did he actually think the cat wouldn't vomit if he just chased him out of the room?
 
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