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Straight up admitting the leaks were true
 
ohhh the "i'm an interactive streamer, I scored 4 touchdowns in one game" story.
let me interact with the chat
"ban ban ban"
we are here to chill
"no, stop talking about off-topic shit"
"I don't want you to derail my stream"
why does he have the forum moderator mentality?
here's an old meme
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P.S.: I <3 you jannies.
 
The new tier thing for the Tips Goal is actually a pretty good idea, but he’s gonna ruin it by still being a salty bitch over low Goals despite claiming “he’s not actually asking for $300 everyday”.
And he goes overtime when the Goal is low anyway, so….
Also no one cares about Dark Souls 1 anymore Dave. Promise me more Sekiro or Bloodborne salt and I’ll bankroll a weeks worth of Tips Goals myself
 
Derich 2nd of coomland dijo:
I think a bit over 2 hours is the record, these days they seem to run 1-1,5 hour.
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Remember, Phil decided several months ago that he was going to start his stream later so he could "get more sleep" (lazy fucking slug) but said as a result the prestream would be expedited so that there wouldn't be any less gameplay for his fans.

Fast forward and prestreams are just as long, if not getting longer. He rarely starts up a game before noon now, and sometimes doesn't get going until closer to 1:00.

You know you're lazy when your job is to play video games and you cut corners on even that.
 
So DSP has taken a trip to copesville regarding the new Nickelodeon All Star game. A few weeks ago, during a street fighter stream I think, someone asked why he doesnt play more fighting games and he said he would love to but their aren't any new fighting games out. Now with this new fighting game coming out very soon he's trying to think of a million reasons not to play it. It has not single player, it might get boring after a few streams, its too much like Smash Bros. But we all the know real reason he doesn't want to play this game is because he will get his ass whooped during the online matches, just like Smash Bros, and that would damage his already frail ego.
 
Theres two types of Truth with DSP:

"His Truth"
&
The Truth

Guess which one Phil will always use in a moment of panic whenever something that is actually incriminating...

It's true that DSP in his own right, is his own main Detractor but until he actually admits a spending problem as well as a serious probably life enduring addiction, The Truth will only matter to us, and not to him, he needs to help himself & certainly not his fans if he wants any chance to make money and live comfortably ever again
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ dijo:
The new tier thing for the Tips Goal is actually a pretty good idea, but he’s gonna ruin it by still being a salty bitch over low Goals despite claiming “he’s not actually asking for $300 everyday”.
And he goes overtime when the Goal is low anyway, so….
Also no one cares about Dark Souls 1 anymore Dave. Promise me more Sekiro or Bloodborne salt and I’ll bankroll a weeks worth of Tips Goals myself
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Sounds like you need to "learn your place", and kneel before the GOUTLORD who provides so much for us all and never asks for ANYTHING in return.

*snort* Like without him we wouldn't exist, and AHHHNESTLY neither would gaming as we know it on Youtube.

So maybe you idk just tip him and expect nothing in return....because his presence is enough!
 
hundredthousand dijo:
Remember, Phil decided several months ago that he was going to start his stream later so he could "get more sleep" (lazy fucking slug) but said as a result the prestream would be expedited so that there wouldn't be any less gameplay for his fans.

Fast forward and prestreams are just as long, if not getting longer. He rarely starts up a game before noon now, and sometimes doesn't get going until closer to 1:00.

You know you're lazy when your job is to play video games and you cut corners on even that.
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and by 11 am, when his streams start, he doesn't have time to shower, clean, or cook for the day.
imagine if he had an 8hour job and a 2 hour commute.
 
De-partneredSydePhil dijo:
New month, new Phil! To summarise:

  • Tips goal is being obfuscated more transparently tiered. Goal will show on the bar as $50, when he hits that it will go to $100, then when he reaches that it will be back to $150. A lotta peepul were confused so this will help. Rewards are the same as usual.
  • There's gonna be some new fun challenges, he isn't sure what they will be or what will trigger them. Some ideas were maybe possibly playing Dark Souls on a 'depraved' difficulty, Mario Bros with a time limit. Might even do overtime if he hits the tip goal! But not tonight cos he has to shower cook and clean.
  • Chat is now a meme free zone, no more number spam, no more SnowKarl fanboys. Phil will be LIMBing without warning. Trolls will be getting "das boot" (yes he said that). He wants the stream to be a safe space for him everyone.

Tl;dr Based DSP
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He does know that das boot is "the boat" in German, right? If he was trying to be clever, it doesn't work when people with a modicum of grey matter will immediately think of the film. Also, hiding the tips goal won't work when you beg constantly to hit the goal, Phil.
 
Fapcop dijo:
Btw: A while ago he mentioned that he “eventually might move away from gaming on stream” and turning it into a “talk show”’of sorts.

I can’t even begin to fathom the kindnof autism that would make people watch Phil talk for 2-3 hours twice a day.

His antisocial tendencies and hermit like lifestyle would mean some lulzy interviews if he ever decided to bring guests on.
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He has mentioned this a few times over the years as far as I remember.

It would be a trainwreck, and I would love it. But if he ever tried I'm pretty sure it would be VERY short lived, I pretty sure he would end up getting banned of YouTube for some monumentally retarded take or start a full blown war with a bunch of blue checkmarks that actually matter*.

And I'm sure that he would have a 80%+ troll audience, only the most wheelchairs of wheelchairs would listen to something like that for real and I'm not sure there will be any money in it.

*)By matter I mean in the world of twitter and such and not in the real world.
codeyaha dijo:
"I get paid way more streaming then I'd ever make getting a job"

I believe this wholeheartedly because it's driven by laziness and that is his modus operandi.
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Well he's not wrong. What non minimum wage job could he get at this point?

Ego, greed and laziness is his MO for sure, and they are in a constant battle for control it's part of why Dave is such a fascinating character.
 
Ruffian_Forever dijo:
CHALLENGE RUN?

didnt he shit on challenge runners on twitch? lmao.

the hypocrisy has no limits.


and the tips change, you know he probably read that shit on some business site. keep the money lower to make it look like its more do-able. and it works, just look at all the times his pay pigs donate to get the $100 if they are like $14 away from it


hes actually doing the overtime reward too? lmao, what happened to your health phil? fucking hell
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Indicator 3,945 that kat wheeled out as she was his excuse to not ever go overtime.
 
These awful ideas for stream “improvements” are hilarious. What a stupid motherfucker.

You know what I’d actually pay money to see? I want a reality show where Phil gets placed in random jobs and we see how long it takes for him to either get fired or ruin the workplace. This man is a walking (sitting) natural disaster.
 
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