DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Phil is desperate for that $$$.

These pseudo stream upgrades are great. He believes everything is going to change by changing nothing.
 
"As a reward, for example, if we hit the tips goal, we can stay a little longer".

Who the fuck wants that? If you do the opposite (hitting the tips goal means he clocks out early), then we're getting somewhere.
 
Pizza Parker's Pizza Time dijo:
Yeah, he can get them. Keeping them would be another matter.

"WHERE AM I MOPPING, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME?! Jesus Christ dude. You want me to run your fucking Popeye's for you?"
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This is Phil with his ungodly luck we’re talking about. The same guy who cheesed it through bankruptcy, and found people willing to pay him 150$ to put on a vest.

Beelzebub got Phil’s back, you can count on that.

“Phil, this is Greg from regional headquarters. You don’t know me, but Jack passed away last night and we need someone who can fill in as manager for him fast! Now I know you just started last week, but I noticed you’re the only one there with more than a high school diploma. We don’t have time to wait around and don’t even have the vice manager position filled. You think you could take over as manager at least for now?”
 
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Dave has specifically called out "spamming numbers". $16.51 is pissing him off royally.

He's been ranting about "da trollz" for like five minutes, NO DRAMA ALLOWED ON MUH STREAM!
 
For how often he says “ this is it, ban ban ban, no more drama, final time, no warnings, no more drama ever”. It sure does happen every day all day.

tastes like salty ego ala pig
 
Nigel of Ukip dijo:
Surely he would, and I believe that might end up fucking him harder. I'm not sure if companies in the US are as exceptional as here, but here they would likely check how his business ran. So let's say they Google him, sounds fair right? They see he had to beg for money, beg for food, he insulted anyone and everyone he ever worked with, he got removed from most platforms due to his behaviour and he even went bankrupt. That's just things from the top of my head, and in hopes they don't look too deep.

Mate maybe he could, but even if he does most jobs come with some trial period. I have no doubt his character defects would fuck him over in said trial period.
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I personally think Phil will milk this shit for as long as possible…even if he’s making far far less…he’s just that lazy.

The work gap and internet history is far too overstated though. I’ve said this several times…Phil’s college degree puts him in a higher tier…companies in the US put absurd value in a college degree. With the internet history…only certain companies are doing any digging into that. A college degree…a vague description of the gap and a decent interview would get Phil in the door of a ton of companies. How long he lasts? Fuck if I know.
 
Fapcop dijo:
I seriously doubt the kind of jobs Phil would be eligible to get will go through the trouble of “googling” him.

More like

Is the applicant alive yes/no?
Does he have a criminal record yes/no?

If yes and no, then there’s the broom/“security” badge/burger flipping thingie and off you go.

And there’s always the lowest rung of wage cucking these days: Freelance gigs like Doordash deliveries or fake taxis.

Literally nobody who just wants a warm body for a shit job will care whether Phil masturbated on stream or not.

“Whaaat?! He’s a failed Youtuber who has videos making fun of him? That man will never wash the floors of this reputable Greyhound station if I have anything to say!”

Fuck, just the fact that Phil isn’t a single mother who might constantly cause problems with the schedule because Jamal is sick or Trequante got in trouble at school, would put Phil ahead in the line a little bit.



Ahaha! Let me stop you right there!
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His issue will be that those aren't the types of jobs he'll look at. He's repeatedly shown that he believes he would get a high ranking position. Most jobs that he would go for would look into him.

Never underestimate the delusions of his ego.
 
architects dijo:
I personally think Phil will milk this shit for as long as possible…even if he’s making far far less…he’s just that lazy.

The work gap and internet history is far too overstated though. I’ve said this several times…Phil’s college degree puts him in a higher tier…companies in the US put absurd value in a college degree. With the internet history…only certain companies are doing any digging into that. A college degree…a vague description of the gap and a decent interview would get Phil in the door of a ton of companies. How long he lasts? Fuck if I know.
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There's your problem

"Mr Burnell, what would you consider to be your biggest weakness?"

"Well I was running a successful on-demand video creation service, but these mentally ill people stalked me, spread lies and slander about my family then forced me to declare bankruptcy. So my biggest flaw is I can't get anything done because other people ruin it."

"Ok thanks. Don't call us, we'll call you."
 
New month, new Phil! To summarise:

  • Tips goal is being obfuscated more transparently tiered. Goal will show on the bar as $50, when he hits that it will go to $100, then when he reaches that it will be back to $150. A lotta peepul were confused so this will help. Rewards are the same as usual.
  • There's gonna be some new fun challenges, he isn't sure what they will be or what will trigger them. Some ideas were maybe possibly playing Dark Souls on a 'depraved' difficulty, Mario Bros with a time limit. Might even do overtime if he hits the tip goal! But not tonight cos he has to shower cook and clean.
  • Chat is now a meme free zone, no more number spam, no more SnowKarl fanboys. Phil will be LIMBing without warning. Trolls will be getting "das boot" (yes he said that). He wants the stream to be a safe space for him everyone.

Tl;dr Based DSP
 
people been sending him clips (can only assume through email) of restreamers allegedly organizing trolling efforts, wonder since when this is a thing.
 
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