DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Snout n' Gout]

I might be late I haven’t been on here in a little bit, but have you guys noticed that dsp has comments on for videos again? Did that happen when he tried to do the whole members poll fiasco?

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Remember this exuberant optimism when he's screaming at the television, bitching about how buggy the game is and how the developers deserve to lose everything, "no really I mean that, they should be financially ruined."

Edit: Also, brace yourselves for hundreds of machoor adult jokes about simian testicles.

Not a childrens entertainer.

i know some might disagree but i kind of want to see phil drag this out for as long as possible.

Oh, he will.

Phil is never gonna quit streaming. A few years back he made a video for one of his Patreon paypigs which got leaked of course, and in it he talked about how before becoming internet famous he had a shitty, depressing, monotonous life and he contemplated suicide. He needs this. His daily therapy sessions and power trips(prestreams and yelling at chatters) are all he has, and he is never, ever letting that go, no matter how low the tips get.

Ah. suicide it is!

 

[Hogan of the South]

Here's your round-up for September:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4mvmcHHGZ2Q
IMPORTANT NOTES:
1. I updated the CPM calculation from 1.0 to 2.2 based on the average of CPM per the bank leak info. This should bring his YouTube income more in line with reality (although I suspect it's still an underestimation).
2. I have to point out that in the month of September alone, there was $750 in troll Super Chats. To put that in perspective, if we add up all preceding months since Super Chats started on 05-15-21, they would add up to be about $825. Actual fucking retards.

I included pertinent charts in the spoiler below:

Spoiler: Charts for September 2021

TIPS:
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YOUTUBE:
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PATREON:

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NET REVENUE:

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Damn that’s some solid work.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Looks like Phil has a new statue to blow on with paypigs' money:

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I might be late I haven’t been on here in a little bit, but have you guys noticed that dsp has comments on for videos again? Did that happen when he tried to do the whole members poll fiasco?

He has it set to where he can approve comments. The guy with the "thickest skin on the internet" showing his skin is as thin as toilet paper.... By the way.... Don't think I don't notice that BTK photo in your avatar. Are you the BTK guy under a new name?

 

[ThatLurker]

Apparantly Twitch is thinking of implementing a system to make people more visible by having their community pay a stream boost. I expect that to be a topic in a pre stream soon, if it hasn't already happened.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

who are you to judge?

Pandalee’s Tits

 

[Coke Zero]

Apparantly Twitch is thinking of implementing a system to make people more visible by having their community pay a stream boost. I expect that to be a topic in a pre stream soon, if it hasn't already happened.

That would actually be hilarious. Imagine random, unsuspecting people being exposed to dsp for the first time.

Even phil has to know this would be a disaster for him. The less eyes on the pigroach the better. He needs an audience of carefully groomed viewers that have steadily been fed his lies and bullshit.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Some galaxy brain takes in this thread lately.

''Kinggoken is a cool guy!''

''Snowkarl is a scholar and a gentleman. Very intelligent person.''

''Troll tips are not bad at all!''

lmao some of you people

Yeah the snowkarl fan club is pretty cringe. Imagine being a fan of a paying fan of the gouty piggy himself. The whole Paypig Defense Force (and troll tip defense) really makes me wonder how many kiwis are just Phil fags in denial.

 

[Somecatchyname]

I want Phil to play Hot Wheels Unleashed we get to see him rage and the paypigs get to see something besides a walking Sim. Probably won't happen as Phil wouldn't see the game as mainstream enough and we all know Phil hates racing games even the arcade ones. Cause he can't cheese them.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Even phil has to know this would be a disaster for him.

He does know, on Twitch he would panic and shut down every time he got hosted by a bigger streamer.

 

[JPG]

Pandalee’s Tits

Leanna's Rack gets a free pass

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't get why he wants to skip nicktooons, when he can get easy wins against children and scrubs, but wants to play monkey Ball which is the type of game he hates: one you can't cheese.

Because he thinks it's an easy kid's game. Which it is until the second half where the game gets brutal, but he'll probably be raging and failing before the difficulty spike.

 

[ThatLurker]

That would actually be hilarious. Imagine random, unsuspecting people being exposed to dsp for the first time.

Even phil has to know this would be a disaster for him. The less eyes on the pigroach the better. He needs an audience of carefully groomed viewers that have steadily been fed his lies and bullshit.

Yet he complains that his stuff isn't as easy to find and constantly wants that Youtube changes the algorithm/visibility in his favor

 

[robustratcock]

Damn moria sounds legit like a sad boi. Oh well he'll send that new prestream art by Sunday phil.

 

[Bigpapapump]

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"someone cheered officer sanders is a detractor meme"
"I don't care, thank you for the super chat"
ohh Phil, if only you knew how bad this really are, then you'd actually care.
I hope that when he gets to wear the Bison hat, people will call him officer sanders.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Yet he complains that his stuff isn't as easy to find and constantly wants that Youtube changes the algorithm/visibility in his favor

Even if the algorithm completely changed overnight to favor him and him only, no one would watch him.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Looks like Phil has a new statue to blow on with paypigs' money:

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I mean look at that hog on Hogan, how could you not want that statue?

 

[Fapcop]

Idk what this clown is thinking... OK, he'll show up in suggested a LITTLE bit more. But still, every single detractor channel under the sun has better engagement than him.

Thumbnails, tags, comments, like/dislike, their videos are very well received.

What does DSP think he'll accomplish? Get a fresh audience of people who have somehow not seen the 13 year legacy of embarrassment, lies and failure?

Get a few more views? On videos with a ratio like that?

I wonder what his watchtime is... You know, the metric that is prioritized by the algorithm.

Hmm, thunkful.

This is kinda like setting a building on fire, and watching the flames proudly as you smugly declare “TROLLS WONT BE ABLE TO RUIN MY HOUSE NOW ACK! ACK!”

And then when the fire is almost done, going “Hmm, maybe this wasn’t the best idea!” And try to douse the glowing embers with water.

no because he has it set to approve any comments before they show up

Ahh.. Good to see that Phil is either still too dumb to understand that ANY kind of engagement is good engagement for the AI algorithm gods at Google.

Or that he’s still so thin skinned, that the thought of someone insulting him in a comment he won’t see unless he chooses to, keeps him awake at night.

I have a feeling comments will go away soon anyways. Those dang trolls will keep ruining comments for “da silent majority” and scare them away.

And Phil won’t have the patience to see his visibility improve. He’ll conclude in a week that “IT DOESNT WORK!” Or that it was a sneaky troll trick he fell for.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

They are ass mad that people give a lolcow money. Its not a big deal what people do with their money is their bidness.

It really doesn't matter what happens to pigroach in the long run if he gets $1000 per stream or $0 per stream. I could care less about troll tipping in that regard, easily.

The only reason, for me personally at least, that faggots giving him money is an issue, is because it lessens the amount of "unhinged hermit beggar accelerating his death spiral into brain-flatlining madness" Phil moments. The gold dust. It's bothersome because troll tippers fill his pockets with their lame attempts to get a rise out of him when the mere act of throwing a dollar his way already pacifies him so it almost never works. They're just as much a denthead as his actual fans because they can't figure out the basic rule, that Phil only squeals loudest when there's a single digit next to his daily tips goal progress.

This is the big reason most fellas here say that troll tippers are just as much a loyal wheelchair to Phil as his fans. If you really came to watch pig squealing, you know the only move to take that gives you the highest chance of squealing is to keep your wallet shut.

When you don't give Phil money, he starts throwing a tantrum and becomes his own worst detractor real fucking quick. That's the good shit, the hilarious shit, the shit you want to see if you're here to point and laugh at the cow.
When you do give Phil money, he ignores your message, and becomes a boring slob falling asleep while marinating in his own sweat and filth. Ergo, the shit you want to see if you're here to watch Phil unironically, which makes you a denthead wheelchair by default. Only denthead wheelchairs want to see that shit.