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Somecatchyname dijo:
I can see my own comment but, if anyone else posted a comment you can't see it. At first I thought he blocked words from the comment section but he may just be hiding other people's comments.
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these are the comments on his last 4 videos right now.
I don't know if you can assign someone else to be a jannie in your videos' comment section.
 
Here's your round-up for September:


IMPORTANT NOTES:
1. I updated the CPM calculation from 1.0 to 2.2 based on the average of CPM per the bank leak info. This should bring his YouTube income more in line with reality (although I suspect it's still an underestimation).
2. I have to point out that in the month of September alone, there was $750 in troll Super Chats. To put that in perspective, if we add up all preceding months since Super Chats started on 05-15-21, they would add up to be about $825. Actual fucking retards.

I included pertinent charts in the spoiler below:
TIPS:
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YOUTUBE:
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PATREON:

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NET REVENUE:

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Tsoliassssssssssssss dijo:
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these are the comments on his last 4 videos right now.
I don't know if you can assign someone else to be a jannie in your videos' comment section.
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He read on here where people were saying turning off comments killed his ability to show up with the YouTube algorithm so now he’s trying to bring them back lol
 
Piece of Peace dijo:
I have to point out that in the month of September alone, there was $750 in troll Super Chats. To put that in perspective, if we add up all preceding months since Super Chats started on 05-15-21, they would add up to be about $825. Actual fucking retards.
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The Superchat messages might as well say "Dinner's on me Phil" or "Hope this helps with your pulls in WWE Champions"
 
Gezkill dijo:
He kept his login streak for over 4 years without breaking a sweat. This dude.
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That's also a part that can't be overlooked. I have never been able to maintain a daily login streak lasting anywhere longer than a small few months, on any game I ever owned.

I can't get over it. Every goddamn day without fail for 4 years straight, he's gotta play lootboxes'n'bejeweled for closeted faggots. Pigroach is more diligent with playing jewel game for sweaty jpegs than he is with any element of his personal hygiene. What a greasy manchild.
 
Derich 2nd of coomland dijo:
I fully agree with that statement.

However a DSP playthrough can be very useful in a roundabout way.

I bought DoS2 after watching him fucking it up and not understanding the game.

And I got so legit MATI at him playing Fire Emblem 3 Houses, shitting all over it when it was obvious that all the fault lay with him and his autistic schedule, that I went out and bought a Switch and the game.

So I kinda have DSP to thank for getting those 2 gems of games.
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Back in the day I would actually buy some games that seemed interesting to me after I watched a TIHYDP of it. It was only a few games and I only remember doing it with Castlevania Lords of Shadow, so if nothing else I gotta thank Dave for that.
 
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So let me get this straight:
This guy pre-ordered the wrong version (the standard version which you can only play on the 5th onwards), then instead of waiting 5 more days to play it he bought the deluxe version as well just to play the game 5 days early.
So if he wouldn't have gotten a refund, he would've just bought the game twice for no fucking reason.

If this doesn't show you how bad this guy is with his money, I don't know what will.
 
Heckler1 dijo:
Peak cheap meal: rice, frozen veg, and some seared spam, with a little stock of choice in the cooker. Delicious and cheap. Phil is allegic to saving money however, and so his idea of eating cheaply is probably using fast food coupons for delivery.
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Phil isn't allergic to saving money, Phil is allergic to putting effort into anything.
 
LostMy1stAccount dijo:
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So let me get this straight:
This guy pre-ordered the wrong version (the standard version which you can only play on the 5th onwards), then instead of waiting 5 more days to play it he bought the deluxe version as well just to play the game 5 days early.
So if he wouldn't have gotten a refund, he would've just bought the game twice for no fucking reason.

If this doesn't show you how bad this guy is with his money, I don't know what will.
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"Amazing feature of Xbox?" Is this pigger retarded (I know the answer is yes)? You can cancel preorders on Xbox Live or Playstation Store at ANY TIME. It used to be that only people living in the United States could cancel preorders. It took him this long to find out about canceling preorders?
 
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Remember this exuberant optimism when he's screaming at the television, bitching about how buggy the game is and how the developers deserve to lose everything, "no really I mean that, they should be financially ruined."

Edit: Also, brace yourselves for hundreds of machoor adult jokes about simian testicles.
 
Azuma Ninja dijo:
Some galaxy brain takes in this thread lately.

''Kinggoken is a cool guy!''

''Snowkarl is a scholar and a gentleman. Very intelligent person.''

''Troll tips are not bad at all!''

lmao some of you people
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Those galaxy brains will be from the reddit insurgence.

As for Snowkarl, he is smart in a way that he is good at baiting Phil into going on 20+ minute rants and derailing gameplay. But all of that is completely negated due to him giving money. And it also seems that Phil just outright ignores Snowkarl now unless he attaches a message to a tip.

On Weds AM stream, Snowkarl was leaving and everyone in chat was saying bye to him - Phil was reading chat at that time (and responding to questions that were amongst people saying "Bye Snowkarl") but actively avoided saying bye to Snowkarl. Later on when chat was dead, he was saying goodbye to throwaway accounts.
 
you know what baffles me about phil?
he's living a really crappy life for a guy who grifted so damn much over the years.
most people that have a lot of money but no sense adopt a nigger rich mentality.
telltale signs of this include escelade trucks, McMansions, eating at expensive restaurants every day, buying gaudy and expensive clothing brands like Gucci, having expensive watches/jewelry, gambling at actual casinos. its a very short sighted way to live, but a dude that lives like that is having a lot of fun.
what did phil spend his money on?
expensive statues, 2 condos, a leased bmw, expensive shit like 200 dollar coffee makers. 1000 blu rays discs. 2 internet connections and unlimited junk food, a lemon PC and gambles for Wrestler JPEGS
bloody hell Phil.
 
Pisstrooper dijo:
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Remember this exuberant optimism when he's screaming at the television, bitching about how buggy the game is and how the developers deserve to lose everything, "no really I mean that, they should be financially ruined."

Edit: Also, brace yourselves for hundreds of machoor adult jokes about simian testicles.
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Once again Phil has turned to Twitter's GIF finder and just posted a random result that comes up for "monkey ball". I really fucking hate his overuse of that in his attempts to drum up engagement on social media (which almost nobody can reply to anyway). He also used it to try to drum up hype for his October/Halloween themed streams. Piss off
 
QwahlityKahntent dijo:
He read on here where people were saying turning off comments killed his ability to show up with the YouTube algorithm so now he’s trying to bring them back lol
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Idk what this clown is thinking... OK, he'll show up in suggested a LITTLE bit more. But still, every single detractor channel under the sun has better engagement than him.

Thumbnails, tags, comments, like/dislike, their videos are very well received.

What does DSP think he'll accomplish? Get a fresh audience of people who have somehow not seen the 13 year legacy of embarrassment, lies and failure?

Get a few more views? On videos with a ratio like that?

I wonder what his watchtime is... You know, the metric that is prioritized by the algorithm.

Hmm, thunkful.
 
King Nutsack dijo:
Once again Phil has turned to Twitter's GIF finder and just posted a random result that comes up for "monkey ball". I really fucking hate his overuse of that in his attempts to drum up engagement on social media (which almost nobody can reply to anyway). He also used it to try to drum up hype for his October/Halloween themed streams. Piss off
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He has the most inexplicable, frustrating aversion to using Google for absolutely anything, I can't fathom it, either he's really that lazy or he just doesn't know it can be used for more than typing in the website he wants. Technical solutions, currency conversions, nothing. It's one of the things about him that pisses me off the most.
 
Pisstrooper dijo:
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Remember this exuberant optimism when he's screaming at the television, bitching about how buggy the game is and how the developers deserve to lose everything, "no really I mean that, they should be financially ruined."

Edit: Also, brace yourselves for hundreds of machoor adult jokes about simian testicles.
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Remember when he didn't read chat he just played the games screaming death to Kojima. I remember.
 
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