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So either alotta peepul here collectively memoryholed Snowkarl’s lore but as someone who was in deep cover in Phil’s chat for a year and a half or so, allow me to educate you all.

snowkarl was a regular who even back in the day was a sneak disser and master of getting Phil’s goat for pennies on the dollar. Hate him if you want to for that but he regularly gets results to an amazing degree with his well-crafted Swedish bait that gets delicious rants 99 times out of 100 so I give him a pass.

even back then snowkarl was well-liked by chat because of his skill in getting Phil to rant and as usual Phil would blow up at him (“SNOWKARL YOU’RE DOING IT AGAIN STOP THIS MAN I MEAN IT”). A great example here would be when he asked Phil if he would consider skipping his break on the next stream if the tips goal was hit which caused a massive salt storm.

Eventually some time after the bankruptcy Snowkarl either cheered or claimed to have cheered in the stead of someone else asking if Phil would consider going on Nick Rekeita’s stream to talk about it. He was promptly banned for this transgression for talking about detractors (later Phil went on record like 3 months later saying how he would go on a Rekeita stream if it was highly curated in his favor).

Because snowkarl was already well-liked people began to demand his unban along the likes of thirdeyethethird etc. to which Phil would eventually say that every time someone asked him to unban snowkarl (or pwdubz before he “lost his mind and went crazy” as he too would regularly get banned) he would increase his ban length for another month. Thus came the era of karl clones, like acidrainkarl and sandkarl for example. For a while it was a background meme “free snowkarl” well into the area of 6 months later (as snowkarl was banned in what feels like March-April of 2020).

Eventually for his Christmas stream I believe as a joke he said he’d unban snowkarl just for that stream but he ended up doing so anyways. Snowkarl eventually came back and flew under the radar for a bit before resuming his old ways of sneak dissing and troll tipping to his usual standard of quality.

Thus we come to the current day where the cult of Karl has eclipsed the former zenith it had before by a wide margin and Phil bringing attention to snowkarl only strengthens his foothold in the chat every time he rants at him or yells about karls or snowflakes in the chat. Honestly, at this point, if he was to be banned again he’d have to ban like 2/3rds of his chat who would revolt over it imo. To make a gay analogy, Snowkarl is like an Elder God from WoW: a creature that burrows into a world like a tick. The Titans (think actual gods) could pluck them out of the world, but doing so would cause more damage to the world than simply letting them stay there since uprooting them would pull chunks of the world up with them like all that dirt surrounding the roots of a weed you pull out, but it’s the equivalent of like half your backyard in collateral from one weed. Phil could ban snowkarl, sure, but if he did it would be disastrous for his streams, so he has to sulk and bear it.
 
It's mostly a 1:1 remake, except the graphics which are a passable to good upgrade. The truly shocking thing, in my opinion, is that it actually plays quite well with a controller. To the point that I prefer it over keyboard and mouse-- at least for melee characters.

DSP would hate it when he dies to Blood Raven with trolls telling him to put all his skill points in Find Gold.
nice, i mostly prefer controller gaming these days
 
Remember back when Phil used to talk about how he never ragequit games? The he slowly but surely narrowed that definition as more and more games bested him? Lol
 
Found this on Reddit, someone claiming to see phils door dash order. Could be fake and gay but here you go.
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If it's not snowkarl, then it's someone else who's there all day every day in Phil's autism vortex. It does get tiring seeing him praised so much because it's all predicated on him giving money to Phil.
As has been said he does produce a fair bit of salt and derailment, and Daves streams would be boring without him.

But he is a paypig, maybe not a whale but at least a dolphin, and as such he's a fucking dent head like the rest of the fans.
 
So either alotta peepul here collectively memoryholed Snowkarl’s lore but as someone who was in deep cover in Phil’s chat for a year and a half or so, allow me to educate you all.

snowkarl was a regular who even back in the day was a sneak disser and master of getting Phil’s goat for pennies on the dollar. Hate him if you want to for that but he regularly gets results to an amazing degree with his well-crafted Swedish bait that gets delicious rants 99 times out of 100 so I give him a pass.

even back then snowkarl was well-liked by chat because of his skill in getting Phil to rant and as usual Phil would blow up at him (“SNOWKARL YOU’RE DOING IT AGAIN STOP THIS MAN I MEAN IT”). A great example here would be when he asked Phil if he would consider skipping his break on the next stream if the tips goal was hit which caused a massive salt storm.

Eventually some time after the bankruptcy Snowkarl either cheered or claimed to have cheered in the stead of someone else asking if Phil would consider going on Nick Rekeita’s stream to talk about it. He was promptly banned for this transgression for talking about detractors (later Phil went on record like 3 months later saying how he would go on a Rekeita stream if it was highly curated in his favor).

Because snowkarl was already well-liked people began to demand his unban along the likes of thirdeyethethird etc. to which Phil would eventually say that every time someone asked him to unban snowkarl (or pwdubz before he “lost his mind and went crazy” as he too would regularly get banned) he would increase his ban length for another month. Thus came the era of karl clones, like acidrainkarl and sandkarl for example. For a while it was a background meme “free snowkarl” well into the area of 6 months later (as snowkarl was banned in what feels like March-April of 2020).

Eventually for his Christmas stream I believe as a joke he said he’d unban snowkarl just for that stream but he ended up doing so anyways. Snowkarl eventually came back and flew under the radar for a bit before resuming his old ways of sneak dissing and troll tipping to his usual standard of quality.

Thus we come to the current day where the cult of Karl has eclipsed the former zenith it had before by a wide margin and Phil bringing attention to snowkarl only strengthens his foothold in the chat every time he rants at him or yells about karls or snowflakes in the chat. Honestly, at this point, if he was to be banned again he’d have to ban like 2/3rds of his chat who would revolt over it imo. To make a gay analogy, Snowkarl is like an Elder God from WoW: a creature that burrows into a world like a tick. The Titans (think actual gods) could pluck them out of the world, but doing so would cause more damage to the world than simply letting them stay there since uprooting them would pull chunks of the world up with them like all that dirt surrounding the roots of a weed you pull out, but it’s the equivalent of like half your backyard in collateral from one weed. Phil could ban snowkarl, sure, but if he did it would be disastrous for his streams, so he has to sulk and bear it.
Thanks for the background dood!

Oh, and apparently there is either no moderation on the comments, or Phil forgot about replies to comments.

Somebody left a comment on Deadloop asking whether Phil got a good ending, and got this as a reply to his comment:

“There’s no good ending when it comes to Phil! His bank statements show he uses all his money on gin, takeout and thousands of dollars on WWE Champions!”

Enjoy the comment section doods, I have a feeling it won’t last long!
 
Found this on Reddit, someone claiming to see phils door dash order. Could be fake and gay but here you go.
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Looks authentic. Doordash drivers are freelancers as I recall, so as long as one of them is a Detractor, Phils orders can be public knowledge lolol

Get ready for a rant about “ILLEGALLY HACKING HIS DOORDASH!” Federal crimes doods!

EDIT: So some hay for Khat and gin for Phil?! He’s legit an alcoholic if he can’t go a single day without getting “thirsty”.
 
I just finished Deathloop, and I know you all are too clever to let DSP's gameplay influence you, but I'll say that it's very much worth your time if you like science fiction. I'm not surprised he ragequit, and it's funny because it wasn't even from what I thought it would be - the game respects your intelligence far too much for him, and expects you to draw conclusions, find places, and dig through your notes for codes on your own occasionally. Grappling with that might produce a measure of entertainment, though, let's just quit because you died when you were shot instead.
I mean, anyone who uses DSP's gameplay to judge whether a game is good or not is an idiot that probably won't understand this.
 
I mean, anyone who uses DSP's gameplay to judge whether a game is good or not is an idiot that probably won't understand this.
I fully agree with that statement.

However a DSP playthrough can be very useful in a roundabout way.

I bought DoS2 after watching him fucking it up and not understanding the game.

And I got so legit MATI at him playing Fire Emblem 3 Houses, shitting all over it when it was obvious that all the fault lay with him and his autistic schedule, that I went out and bought a Switch and the game.

So I kinda have DSP to thank for getting those 2 gems of games.
 
As has been said he does produce a fair bit of salt and derailment, and Daves streams would be boring without him.

But he is a paypig, maybe not a whale but at least a dolphin, and as such he's a fucking dent head like the rest of the fans.

Snowkarl is awesome.

And personally, I think some doods take trolltips etc. waaaay too seriously.

Yes, Phil is funny when he doesn’t get the 300$ a day he thinks he deserves. The lower the tip total the saltier the pig.

But... Are trolltips and paypigs throwing a dollar here and there really that bad?

What would happen if nobody donated money to Phil, period?

HE’D QUIT STREAMING, that’s what would happen.


Phil fucking hates games at this point, and if a month went by without any tips (or a few dollars per day) you can be damn sure he’d pack it up.

Yeah, the idea of Phil begging on the hard streets on Seattle for pennies is funny, but 450K house he lives in ensures that probably won’t happen.

No trolltips and no paypigs means no Phil! And I kinda don’t want to lose my favorite soap.
 
Could be real, if someone doordashes in the area there's a chance they can get Dave's order eventually. But pics of Dave's front door or GTFO.


WOAH DOOD!! You want Phil to get attacked and killed by a lunatic troll or something?

Phil needs to protect his family, so all takeout/Doordash orders are left in a little booth so he can waddle out and pick it up when the coast is clear.

Sorry, no pics of Fort Snort even if it is a genuine order.
 
Snowkarl is awesome.

And personally, I think some doods take trolltips etc. waaaay too seriously.

Yes, Phil is funny when he doesn’t get the 300$ a day he thinks he deserves. The lower the tip total the saltier the pig.

But... Are trolltips and paypigs throwing a dollar here and there really that bad?

What would happen if nobody donated money to Phil, period?

HE’D QUIT STREAMING, that’s what would happen.


Phil fucking hates games at this point, and if a month went by without any tips (or a few dollars per day) you can be damn sure he’d pack it up.

Yeah, the idea of Phil begging on the hard streets on Seattle for pennies is funny, but 450K house he lives in ensures that probably won’t happen.

No trolltips and no paypigs means no Phil! And I kinda don’t want to lose my favorite soap.
I'm in the same boat with not wanting Dave to stop streaming.

I not looking for some sort of ''karma justice'', hell looking at the leaks I would argue that he's already getting that.

Snowkarl is allegedly a functioning adult with a real job (well public sector), so it's kinda strange to see him throwing as much money at Dave as he does.

But again the vortex would be much more boring without him, and he sure as shit gets the most bang for his bucks and are putting all other troll tippers to shame.
 
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No trolltips and no paypigs means no Phil! And I kinda don’t want to lose my favorite soap.
I'm content knowing that somewhere DSP is suffering. Same way I'm fine not having a window into Chris's everyday life anymore. There's a spiral of misery there that can tend to itself.

There's a million turds like DSP waiting to rise to the surface, and when he finally fucks off, another will rise, and a lot of the same circus will flock to them. If another DSP never appears, then it turns out this timeline wasn't the worst after all.
 
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Unless I fucked up the address somehow. I don't this is DSP. Unless he was visiting somewhere near Covington?
Yeah so I just made a google map listing of all the places he's visited within the past year based on his bank statements, the furthest he goes outside of his immediate Renton area is maybe Maggie's on Meeker in Kent and about three different establishments in Covingnton (Curls and Twirls, Jamba juice shop and The Rock wood fired pizza)

He's never been that way if ever the in the past year or so, however it's only a few miles or so longer then the other suburbs I just mentioned...

Edit: Here's the map if you wanted to see it for yourself.

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What would happen if nobody donated money to Phil, period?

HE’D QUIT STREAMING, that’s what would happen.
Pressing X on that one.
Phil makes plenty money from Youtube alone, sure yeah he'd maybe have to give up the gout fort he lives in now but he'd never turn his back on a career as easy as "Point camera at latest AAA game and say it's bad"
 
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