DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SilkyEnigma]

I skimmed it too, so admittedly I don't have all of my facts correct when I originally posted. Maybe saying stupid is a bit harsh as it was likely a legitimate Phil fan, but regardless I still think it would be naive to give any of those people who give him money and kiss his ass any information they could use.

I think my message came across wrong to a lot of people here, so let me rephrase it for clarification. There was no reason for Phil to be an asshole to this guy, regardless of what his intentions were. Let's say hypothetically Phil is right, or he truly believed he is right (although obviously he is just being a sensitive bitch and we all know that), its in poor taste to behave that way in front of an audience. All he simply had to do was ignore it, or at least acknowledge it and say "sorry for your loss" and move on.

Are you changing your tune because people disagree with you or are you recanting your original statement because you truly understand why Phil was out of line for saying what he said?

Look, the issue here is Phil was mad because he didn't like his situation being compared to a far worse situation and another man still being able to handle basic life problems which in turn made Phil feel less of a man. And it should of. Here is this 35 year old man complaining about getting fat and "only" having two hours to prepare a meal for himself while playing video games for a living. 1st month after his relationship is over, ok i get it, but its been 6 months and you're still not adjusting? Its pathetic.

He wanted to throw a pity party, WarDog enlightened him that everything he's complaining about really isn't shit to complain about in the real world, Phil got offended because it made him look rightfully weak as a man, then per usual tries to spin the situation to make him look like the victim.

You can't defend that.

 

[OneDaySon]

Also even though he got money from lame trolling attempts and probably more from Twitch, I still count his Twitchcon thing as a failure on his end. Because of the way he bragged about it and brought it up and it ends in him being shoved into the corner of the con on a TV that nobody was watching that he didn't even appear on because he put the game in the wrong category. Thats still an L for someone who was so smug about the extensions thing. Phil only has two settings - smug and gloating or whiny and complaining. So I just like that he was so smug about it and it turns out he didn't even appear at the con.

Also the whole Fakesydephil thing. Thats gonna be the ULTIMATE ass biter. Because it proves he can control his snorts perfectly. Also it's gonna pop up A LOT in the future. Pretty much whenever he does his usual rambling about how hes not like the OTHER BIG YOOTOOBERS and he's not fake and doesn't act like a clown and he's a real motherfucker who is ahnest and if he doesn't like the game he's gonna tell it straight unlike those other Yootoobers who are paid off and spreading bullshit. Then here he is with Choice Chamber literally saying "Oh shucks!" and "Oh darn." and pretending to have a blast.
DSP of all people said Oh Shucks and Oh Darn.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Words fail me... Honestly, wow, there lies being spun...

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[Rare Drop]

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If Phil is his own worst detractor, then the hardcore fans are a really close second. SoK and trolls are pretty much their Gamergate now, high profile ass-kissers pretty much acting like bouncers, and the constant need to condone Phil's habits. That stream on Sunday is going to bite him in the ass once the month ends- he can't blame the usual list for it, troll subs or not.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

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Wait, is he claiming "da detractors" planted him in the stream?

Phil without fail manages to keep digging himself into a hole after already doing so on the same topic days before.

 

[Drip Feed]

Can some detractor dressed as a pizza man come to his house and do that Drawn Together prank where they place a nice warm turd on that fresh pizza, show it to him and ask if he has ordered a sausage pizza?

He would yell “DAMN YOUUUU FRED FUCHS!” but eat it anyway.

Honestly i'd like to get a prestream with him showing what he paid for, with something the lines of this "SOME MORON WENT AND ORDERED A PIZZA TO MY HOUSE AND LOOK AHK AHK AHK ITS JUST MEAT BALLS CAHMAAAAN DUDE! SNORT"

DSP Triiiies it

 

[JackDavis]

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Found it. This is all he said.

A little late, but all he's saying is "A lot of people have it worse than you, get over yourself and stop making excuses for why you can't do anything when there are clearly things you can do." but his ego took a big hit from this and his brain shut down to protect his narcissism from reality.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

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Man his ass was really burned by those pizzas, ddos attacks, and fake subs.

He is mentioning them to anyone who will listen, in conversations that they don't even belong.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

>These dumbfuck kids believe everything they are told without evidence ack ack ack

>please donate your pocket money to me kids i am in real trouble this time...i can't tell you what it is but you have to trust me

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[KingjadVCMP]

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[Noob-Noob]

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1. Phil, we have the actual chat logs..that's not AT ALL what happened. Maybe 1-2 people said, "How DARE you" but most everyone else was sending condolences for the guy. I believe this is what set Phil off. He saw his chat talking to him and got triggered that people were paying attention to WarDog over himself. Thus the, "DERAILING MY CHAT. MAKING IT ALL ABOUT HIM." bullshit.

2. Sent Pizza's to your house? DDOS attacked you? Any other claims you'd like to make with zero proof? Did they also break-in? Did they set half your house on fire? Did they shoot you in the leg? Did they hire Leeanna to come over and make out with her new lover on your porch???

Given the smug twitter posts and the INSANE saltiness that lasted the first 13 minutes of last night's Weekend Preview, the trolling worked. Even during the Twitch-con stream you could see his head was about to pop like the fully matured zit on his face with trying to act like a decent human being, talking to and saying goodbye to regular viewers (which he never does EVER) and not being able to call every troll a "dumbfuck bumfuck" live. Don't get me wrong I thinking trolling him with money is stupid af and shouldn't be done, but make no mistake...FakesydePhil was in hell for 6 hours yesterday.

 

[Canned Bread]

Archive of topic before it'll have posts deleted. http://archive.is/vt8MP

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http://archive.is/HPPEq

Here you go

Edit: Updated: http://archive.is/mYfSH
Updated Again: http://archive.is/qbbMd

 

[PL 879]

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I can personally attest that Wardog was not lying to me on the podcast, as he told me how his brother passed twice before that and each time not a detail changed. I was also in Phil's chat when he was originally banned and DSP is full of fucking shit. There was no "going on a continuing rant" by Wardog.
Phil exploded because the sympathy card which he uses exclusively to manipulate money out of people was usurped, and that threatened him.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

He got Pizza sent to his house. Dang dirty trolls. What distance will they go to make Phil’s life so much worse?!

Send him a new 4K TV next with a brand new PS4 Pro?
That’ll show him!

 

[Done]

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So Phil wants people to sympathize with him over a person who lost his brother.. For reasons he can't/won't talk about?

WTF is wrong with this man?

Archive of topic before it'll have posts deleted. http://archive.is/vt8MP

EDIT: won't let me archive it again for some reason but there's new posts. Actual topic link: https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/3879-new-low-for-trolling-will-this-be-the-future/?page=4

Long screenshots of the thread page attached, let me know if I missed anything. I am on mobile so it may be out of sequence.

Edit: Ninja'd by @Canned Bread, damn you to hell lol.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil rambling for 50 minutes unedited is "out of context". Yea that makes a lot of sense.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

"Scammed Twitch Prime to get free trial subs and more..."

My favorite Phil is the Phil that complains about people scumming the system.

I also love when he bitches about real adult problems and then sprinkles in something that would be an issue only to an idiot who's livelihood depends on begging for e-pennies full time.

 

[Whitesnake]

"You are an idiot, as is everyone else who is criticizing what I said."

Holy shit this sounds like something slowbeef would say when doing his darksydebeef shtick. Is this some sort of meta-parody? He is so outrageously out of touch with reality, I almost thought this was a photoshop.

And here is still blaming everyone else. It can't possibly his shitty attitude and general assholish behavior that are causing his downfall. No, it's EvilAJ, a guy who made a video literally consisting ONLY of clips from phil's shitty gaming. Phil literally has to reach back damn-near 5 years to find a scapegoat, and he still isn't catching on that there's no one to blame but himself.

 

[PL 879]

"You are an idiot, as is everyone else who is criticizing what I said."

Holy shit this sounds like something slowbeef would say when doing his darksydebeef shtick. Is this some sort of meta-parody? He is so outrageously out of touch with reality, I almost thought this was a photoshop.

And here is still blaming everyone else. It can't possibly his shitty attitude and general assholish behavior that are causing his downfall. No, it's EvilAJ, a guy who made a video literally consisting ONLY of clips from phil's shitty gaming. Phil literally has to reach back damn-near 5 years to find a scapegoat, and he still isn't catching on that there's no one to blame but himself.

That piece of shit fancies himself an actual King, that whatever he decrees is law and there will be no further discussion on the matter...even if empirical evidence in the form of audio, video, and chat logs emerge.
I am struggling really hard not to full on a-log the guy. It's end of the month. He needs to do an EMERGENCY stream pronto because I need to laugh again.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

Phil is terribly sore over this WardogLeader thing. It must be used in chat while the iron's still hot to mine some major salt. I feel it. There's an ocean of salt under Phil's feet, and only a detractor can get at it.