DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

Probably unpopular opinion, but I don't believe today's games are worse than the ones from 10 or 20 years ago. The biggest change is the appearance of negative reviewers. People with hundreds of thousands, sometimes even millions, subscribers whose job is to explain why the newest game X sucks. Get enough of this content and you'll eventually start to believe them. I did a small experiment - I ignored them completely and started judging games on their own merit. Lo and behold, suddenly my experience with newer titles improved substantially.

That was such a great opportunity for him to lean into his infamy and interact with the trolls. But no, like always the only thing he tried was running away. Poorly.

TBF even back in the day the gamepro and whatever other magazines had plenty of negative reviews just shitting on games that are seen as cult classics now and plenty of overly positive reviews for dogshit games so it really has never changed. More games come out on average now so more games suck it's just how it works but it is true that budgets are sky high, dev time is long as fuck and the games are just mid on average at least from an AAA perspective.

Personally I have more games to play then ever that are all great but I don't play AAA shit if you only play AAA shit or only first party games from Nintendo or Sony you are probably seething because it has been pretty fucking bad game wise so I can understand the negativity.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

It’s extremely obvious he was spoiled as fuck as a child and that his mom was like Chris Chan’s parents in telling him that he was special and anyone who didn’t cater to him was cruel and evil.

But let Phil tell you, he'd tell you he grew up poor and didn't have everything he wanted. Yes, because everyone had most, if not all, the 32X library of games and a add-on that was dead a year after release, that was $160 in 1994 at release - adjusted for inflation, that's $364 - yeah, totally not spoiled.

The same idiot that was still mad he didn't get the first edition Wolverine toy and went on a tangent years later, along with calling his parents "fucking stupid."

 

[Samuel Fuller]

But let Phil tell you, he'd tell you he grew up poor and didn't have everything he wanted. Yes, because everyone had most, if not all, the 32X library of games and a add-on that was dead a year after release, that was $160 in 1994 - adjusted for inflation, that's $364 - yeah, totally not spoiled.

The same idiot that was still mad he didn't get the first edition Wolverine toy and went on a tangent years later, along with calling his parents "fucking stupid."

He had all three Masters of the Universe playsets as a kid. Eternia cost $100 here in Canada when it came out. No poor kid would have had it, let alone it, Castle Greyskull AND Snake Mountain.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

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What the fuck is with that angle? His arms looks skinny as fuck.

Eventually a Youtube Rep will look at Phil's channel and either nuke him or demonetize it entirely if they find the right rep who has some time to kill.

But they are ultra woke Jeets. If they hammered Raw Phil then they definitely think that DSP is ok (meanwhile mind you all of the large-scale detractor channels like Memology had to censor Phil's routine swearing and slurs.

The Old YT moderation would had been tried it (too bad he's nowhere near bad enough back then) but I'm not surprised that the Globalhomo Jeets will just whitelist him and let him freeslide.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

What the fuck is with that angle? His arms looks skinny as fuck.


But they are ultra woke Jeets. If they hammered Raw Phil then they definitely think that DSP is ok (meanwhile mind you all of the large-scale detractor channels like Memology had to censor Phil's routine swearing and slurs.

The Old YT moderation would had been tried it (too bad he's nowhere near bad enough back then) but I'm not surprised that the Globalhomo Jeets will just whitelist him and let him freeslide.

Can't hate jewtube or poojeet tube enough

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

Raw Phil was literally the detractor containment system for Phil's haters and by taking down Raw Phil, he's set them free.

My God... this is the removal of Saddam Hussein all over again.

Truly, we have learned nothing.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

My God... this is the removal of Saddam Hussein all over again.

Truly, we have learned nothing.

There was a reason the Allied Forces actively prevented multiple attempts to assassinate Hitler.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Same goes for MTG, they had some trouble in the past with artists using traced AI pictures since then they've been pretty strict in term of AI usage.

I don't know which is worst between TPC and WTC they both made some pretty anti-consumer decisions lately.

But unlike Phail they don't use AI

Wizards sent the Pinkertons over to a person over a mistake that the streamer wasn't responsible for. That should answer your question.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Marvel Token has auto combos so expect a crash out today

I could have sworn that the Avatar game was also on the sacred schedule, at least I don't have to deal with him being a fake fan of the series like he is with fucking everything.

Also, everyone who said he'd be playing FF VI as an excuse to open up cards called it, enjoy seeing the adventures of Hicks and Biggs this Sunday where both streams he'll be pressuring you to pony up so he can open those cards he cares nothing about save for their monetary value:

 

[Eekum Bokum]

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Debunked he knows all about it!

Pretty funny how this was just more proof that was in fact not a gamer until 360 era outside of very specific games like FF6.

If he really knew all about FF14 then he would have recognized the free trial meme. I've heard Marvel Tokon on PC is very rough so should be interesting to see.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Eventually a Youtube Rep will look at Phil's channel and either nuke him or demonetize it entirely if they find the right rep who has some time to kill.

Even if Phil's channel came across some underpaid TVC's desk at Google, it'll get some attention internally and MAYBE a investigation will be looked into, but will something major happen? Maybe. He'd may get kicked out of the partnership program and lose access to money, which he'd just move onto another platform or go back to Twitch. "Twitch loves me and my streams." But, you were shit talking on Twitch for years, what happened? "Uh, well...." ContractionSydePhil will be back in full swing, and he'll dual stream on Kick also, until someone at Twitch feels pity on this middle aged moron and lets him back into the partnership program. That's how the pigroach luck usually works. Same thing that happened with YouTube now, the SAME thing is going to happen with Twitch, Kick, or whatever streaming platform he decides to take his pig slop to.

That's how it normally goes on the dark side of the internet. Until the day Phil dies on stream, he'll constantly move to another platform in the promise of more SSI/SSDI checks and more Derich's to protect.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

The DS2 playthrough has so far been the highlight of this year, blending old story beats and new ones. Classic Phil gameplay of "I'll just run past everything" combined with alt-f4ing so hard he gets put in Banworld by the game, and so far we've had Diapergate, RawPhil getting banned, and pack rip drama in this playthrough. Bravo. Truly a playthrough for the anals of DSP history.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Why the fuck does he think huge masses people are crying out for him "play what I wahnt?" Literally the only people saying this are trolls gassing him up, and there's like 2 of them ever, over a 2 month span. Time for another 8000 hour gay ass JRPG playthrough I guess.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

wahnt

you forgot to drop the T. he pronounces want like "waahhh" like a complete faggot

 

[RougeRed]

Why the fuck does he think huge masses people are crying out for him "play what I wahnt?" Literally the only people saying this are trolls gassing him up, and there's like 2 of them ever, over a 2 month span. Time for another 8000 hour gay ass JRPG playthrough I guess.

Either he is actually unable to tell the trolls gassing him up from actual "fans" or his ego won't let him consider that anyone saying things that are even remotely positive could be fake. He has so few non-detractors watching that he needs to cope in any way possible to increase the number of actual fans he can pretend he has. Same reason for the cope he uses all the time about how every stream has a totally different and unique audience that only watches that type of game.

 

[Julia Chang]

Hopefully he still has the physical FF6 guide book so we can enjoy old man flipping through pages and reading to himself streams again.
Favorite game of all time btw

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Either he is actually unable to tell the trolls gassing him up from actual "fans" or his ego won't let him consider that anyone saying things that are even remotely positive could be fake. He has so few non-detractors watching that he needs to cope in any way possible to increase the number of actual fans he can pretend he has. Same reason for the cope he uses all the time about how every stream has a totally different and unique audience that only watches that type of game.

"The Silent Majority"(tm)

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I could have sworn that the Avatar game was also on the sacred schedule, at least I don't have to deal with him being a fake fan of the series like he is with fucking everything.

Also, everyone who said he'd be playing FF VI as an excuse to open up cards called it, enjoy seeing the adventures of Hicks and Biggs this Sunday where both streams he'll be pressuring you to pony up so he can open those cards he cares nothing about save for their monetary value:
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How about finish rebirth Phil you fkn coward

 

[Elbe]

Raw Phil was literally the detractor containment system for Phil's haters and by taking down Raw Phil, he's set them free.

 

[Comma]

Lmao. After boring his viewers with offline practice ""gameplay"" for 45 minutes, either the game's multiplayer network or PSN went down and he's currently unable to play.



He has been basically yelling "It doesn't work!", "I guess WE can't play!" and "I don't know what to do!" in full panic-mode for the past 10 minutes. Very exciting content, Sire!

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He decides to go on break, and throws in a juicy "If you're enjoying the stream"-beg as if he just delivered some absolutely amazing content.

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