DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Isn't it just odd how Dave said ICS is banned forever, yet all of these socks from him continue to pop up sending him loads of money! What happened to that lifetime ban, Dave? It go to the same place that the 10 year plan and your trip to Japan did?
Anytime there is big drama or some sort of outside pressure on DSP somehow multiple known ICS Kick socks get unbanned and he sends a bunch of money then he wears out his welcome on them so they get rebanned and it's back to stolen/bought YouTube accounts and brand new Kick accounts until it repeats itself.

I firmly believe he will knock on DSP's door at some point in the next few years.
 
So someone had to inform him you need to clean out your AC filter every once in awhile... how much do you want to bet he has one of those units you need to physically replace and he just cleaned it and put it back like a dryer lint trap, speaking of dryer lint might want to check that too Dave!
It's the manufacturer's responsibility to alert Phil for BMW oil changes AC filter replacements, you dunce.
 
Another good reason why I'm single and never getting married. This Alex guy probably is a sock account for Jay Raxx aka the guy who didn't care about his dying daughter and gave it all the way to some light bulb headed shape homunculus that is addicted to cardboard crack.
Raxx is the wagie who always sends Phil money to watch him playing fighting games, particularly on Friday Nights and to the detriment of his ability to buy a car. You're thinking of that attention whore vapetuber who had a daughter hang herself, likely after a premonition her fat father would become a DSP paypig one day.
 
Now that we're firmly in the second half of the year, do you Kiwifarts think the card opening grift will last on Phil's streams until Christmas? And how do you predict it will end?
It'll continue for longer than just until Christmas, he's legit addicted to them now. As someone said earlier, he'll likely try to use TCGs to replace gameplay alltogether. Of course that'll fail as only a few whales are into it while the dolphins only care about gameplay

As for how card stuff will end ? I think it'll go the vest route. He'll push it so much everyone is fed up with it until there's a streak of unopened packs and he'll just act like it never was something. But it's very likely he'll keep opening stuff off stream just cause it replaced WWE champions.

Anytime there is big drama or some sort of outside pressure on DSP somehow multiple known ICS Kick socks get unbanned and he sends a bunch of money then he wears out his welcome on them so they get rebanned and it's back to stolen/bought YouTube accounts and brand new Kick accounts until it repeats itself.
That just confirms that whenever there's a 4 non-goal hit streak, he spams the whales' DMs so they can come and save him. That level of parasocial relationship is dangerous though and the more he does it the more likely he is getting a whale to visit him uninvited.

Someday a three letter individual will show up on Phail's channel wearing his skin.
 
As always when some lonely, mentally unwell individual has a manic episode and dumps a comical amount of money onto an ugly, annoying middle-aged man baby, I’m just reminded how funny it is that no matter how much they give him, by the next day it will be like it never happened.

Keep owning those trolls! Surely the next time you give him hundreds of dollars it will finally make Phil NOT a loser and punching bag of the Internet…
 
As always when some lonely, mentally unwell individual has a manic episode and dumps a comical amount of money onto an ugly, annoying middle-aged man baby, I’m just reminded how funny it is that no matter how much they give him, by the next day it will be like it never happened.

Keep owning those trolls! Surely the next time you give him hundreds of dollars it will finally make Phil NOT a loser and punching bag of the Internet…
The chat logs are funny he really wants DSP to open FF MTG and expects him to do so because of how much money he is sending. He talked about sending full boxes of Pokemon on other accounts as well recently.

Maybe he really just directs what DSP does on stream DSP starts getting into Pokemon cards and immediately its all ICS can talk about and he is loving it and wants to send DSP cards then its MTG and he is also loving it and is sending money for booster boxes.
 
I know he's a lolcow with his own thread, but I get a chuckle out of Anthony Cumia's take on reverse mortgages in a bit on Compound Media with Dave Landau:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BgQSz08rFh0
I don't watch TV -- let alone cable news -- so I didn't know about these commercials before, but then I started seeing them at work a while back since a lot of my Boomer coworkers at the office were always watching CNBC and FOX News in the break rooms.
I always thought DSP talking about reverse mortgage was fucking weird. Turns out its just another boomerism of his. He really was born in the wrong generation, good thing he's ageing like shit so he can fit right in with the 90 year olds in the next ten years
 
I'm still kinda a newbie on dps’s lore but was OIC as crazy ?
He was crazy and if you believe him he's a tranny bodybuilder who works for the govt but the sheer amount of money and time that ICS spends puts him at the top of all of the insane dsp whales he has had over the years. OIC had and still has some sock accounts but they are stopping by like once every 1-2 months hardly ever talking in chat if ever talking at most dropping 100 and fucking off while ICS is there for usually 50%+ of the streams on a sock account sending at least $50.

It's just funny thinking about the known whales and how mentally ill they are in some way you have some making mass sock accounts, some spending their wifes life insurance money, some working 2-3 wagie jobs to save a few streams every few months and others who did every single thing DSP needed done to do his actual job behind the scenes.
 
Holy fuck, just saw a photo of convict Mitchell Carlton Sims and his resemblance to (young) Phil is uncanny. Could have easily been his father

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The kicker - he is in his 60s and has been incarcerated for 40 years. Yet you can argue that he looks better than Phil, at least his hairline does.
 
I'm still kinda a newbie on dps’s lore but was OIC as crazy ?
He's very similar to ICS, he's just a lonely dude with too much money so he dumps it all on Phail to "be someone". Most of his whales are/were like that, what's interesting isn't Anynomous/SuperBlindMan/Kingtut/OIC/ICS or whoever will be the next three letter individual once the current one is done but Phail's uncanny ability to attract those people. Every time one vanishes there's a new three letter whale popping up to replace them.

I don't like talking too much about them cause that's what they want and they're probably touching themselves to that.
 
He's very similar to ICS, he's just a lonely dude with too much money so he dumps it all on Phail to "be someone". Most of his whales are/were like that, what's interesting isn't Anynomous/SuperBlindMan/Kingtut/OIC/ICS or whoever will be the next three letter individual once the current one is done but Phail's uncanny ability to attract those people. Every time one vanishes there's a new three letter whale popping up to replace them.

I don't like talking too much about them cause that's what they want and they're probably touching themselves to that.
I like talking about them and hope they send DSP a million dollars so we can get some real pack openings finally going on tbqh but ya DSP has an insane filtering process and if you are the .1% of people who watch his shit and survive even like 1 month of daily streams you have to be either a legit dent and have some seriously social issues and are going to be easily pignotized.

It's almost like his content was made in a lab to attract a very vulnerable person who has money and/or time to burn and nowhere else to be.
 
How mentally ill does someone have to be end up whaling out for DSP? Like out of anyone on earth you could be sending money to, you send to a bottomless pit that forgets any money sent the next business day.

Surely there is someone else more interesting to the send the money to or spend your money on other than giving it to DSP? I can't even imagine the level of retard who donates over $500 in one night to DSP
 
I like talking about them and hope they send DSP a million dollars
Bingo. If the money they give him denies them pleasant and/or interesting things they could have experienced otherwise - they must absolutely keep giving him as much money as possible. I've said it before - a different type of scammer could have used the money to have a lavish lifestyle without a single worry. But Phil needs to sweat every single day, so pouring their money into this bottomless black hole is the best possible outcome.
 
Bingo. If the money they give him denies them pleasant and/or interesting things they could have experienced otherwise - they must absolutely keep giving him as much money as possible. I've said it before - a different type of scammer could have used the money to have a lavish lifestyle without a single worry. But Phil needs to sweat every single day, so pouring their money into this bottomless black hole is the best possible outcome.
Yep the best possible thing to happen to DSP in my eyes is that he makes $1000 every single day at a minimum. He would quickly stop playing games all together and fully shift to card pack openings full time because there would be no time to game due to the sheer amount of packs he had to open + his prestream and shit.

Imagine a world where DSP has to open a new box of cards or two every single day and then you have him opening boxes offstream, buying tons of binders and shit to horde them all and charts all of their values etc it would become all he ever does and he would burn so much fucking money it would be unreal.
 
Imagine a world where DSP has to open a new box of cards or two every single day and then you have him opening boxes offstream, buying tons of binders and shit to horde them all and charts all of their values etc it would become all he ever does and he would burn so much fucking money it would be unreal.
If he goes that way the closet will be soon filled to the brim with card bulk, just imagine the state of the next closet stream. A 50yo skinny fat guy waddling around boxes and boxes of pokemon binders.

It's still so weird to me how phail puts everything in binders, and what does he do when a binder is full ? he just buy a new one.

Do we know for sure these are different people and not the same guy?
They all have very distinct speech pattern, IIRC someone made a spreadsheet about that.
 
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