DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Sektur]

Destroyed by Sir Gold again

9:39

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

>gambling is legal in CT
Think of all the kino we'll never get just because Phil moved to the other side of the country. We could've been enjoying:
>YES-NO-YES-NOOO DUDE
>This is how you don't play Gates of Zuse
>Phil eternally dangling the Japan honeymoon everytime he runs it up
Instead we're stuck in the vortex with this fat gay retard bloviating about his sound investment of pokemon cards

And the best part of all that we're missing out on is Phil actually getting consequences and his ass kicked because bookies don't care if you cry that you're an alcoholic when they want their money. It would have been hilarious to see Phil showing up to each stream with a new injury that he doesn't want to talk about, like Chevy Chase in Dirty Work.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

And why shouldn't we open them off stream, precious? They're ours! WE bought them with OUR money!

We do what we wahn... when we wahn... how we wahn!

So shiny... so sparkly...

The detractors will be soooo jealous... yessss...

Gout! Gout!

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

I don't think he is trying to write off the DoorDash etc. as a business expense. I think he is laying the groundwork for his next bankruptcy.

"The Pokemon cards are business related, and I still have them."

Phil is a greedy bastard, he is going to write off the doordash as a business expense, he is uploading the DSP tries it videos to his channel right? The levels of Phil's greed is probably something none of us can really comprehend. He lives lavishly off of other people's money. Of course hes not going to pay for the 12 dollar wendys he doordashed for 35-40 dollars. Bankruptcy 2.0 will be a shitshow for Phil. Im also pretty sure hes going to drop the money on a steam machine. Phil is greedy as fuck but also impulsive as fuck.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Fucking lost it a Q and A lmao this nigger doesn’t leave the house there’s nothing left to ask this loser god damn

What are you even on about? I've only heard his opinions on the FGC like a half million times, I could use a refresh. Maybe he could also elaborate on the Italian food in Conneticut because I'm kind of hazy on the details there too.

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And why shouldn't we open them off stream, precious? They're ours! WE bought them with OUR money!

This is inspired. Apart from obsessing over trinkets they're both emaciated, have thinning hair and eat lean proteins,

 

[Coke Zero]

Of course hes not going to pay for the 12 dollar wendys he doordashed for 35-40 dollars.

People seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of what business expenses are whenever this topic comes up, phil isnt just getting free stuff if he declares it a business expense.

 

[johnkimble123]

Sickly pale man with noodle arms who spends 6 days a week locked in his office playing games for Jayde-type individuals calls people on r/LivestreamFail terminally online losers right after spending 10 minutes explaining how you can pay him $50 to open a $6 pack of cards. You can't make this shit up, lmao.

Anytime he says people are terminally online it’s actually infuriating, coming from a person that sees sunlight barely once a week and thinks Twitter discourse is what the world is thinking.

 

[Raven-621]

Gout! Gout!

*Snort*
What’s the Dentses got in their grubby little pocketses?!
*Smack*
We needs SUPPORTS to open PACKSES, guize!

 

[Optimus Crime]

Destroyed by Sir Gold again
Asmon.mp4

Suffah piggy, suffah.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

He's too much of a pussy to try crack.

 

[MAWBD2]

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I've seen this before ...

 

[INirvana]

This dude got a 500$ donation, holy DOUBT

He is really ADDICTED, jesus.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

This dude got a 500$ donation, holy DOUBT

He is really ADDICTED, jesus.

He said he's not making it up, good.

 

[Captain Courage]

Not even a half hour into the stream and already a totally organic authentic real genuine legitimate supporter tipped five hundred dollars. I mean we can just close this board Phil will just never stop winning.

I can't wait for this pignigger faggot to beg for tips to support his end stage renal failure bills.

 

[INirvana]

Not even a half hour into the stream and already a totally organic authentic real genuine legitimate supporter tipped five hundred dollars. I mean we can just close this board Phil will just never stop winning.

I can't wait for this pignigger faggot to beg for tips to support his end stage renal failure bills.

He's defintely in for a rude awakening when he's even older

Bro's gonna be literally melting from all the alcohol and mobile addiction, gonna be funny.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

What a coincidence that the day after r/LiveStreamFails and Asmongold made fun of his Pokemon card scam, he got a very real and organic 500 dahllar tip to show how much his fans truly love his Pokemon card content!

The lack of subtlety is always remarkable.

 

[spacko]

0:36

what will the giveaway be? digital pokemon codes? signed empty pokemon card wrappers?

2 minutes after "something in the works":

3:36

i cant i dont even

 

[INirvana]

now he got another anon dono of 200$

He really wants to open packs.

 

[Crunchy Bone Sandwich]

This dude got a 500$ donation, holy DOUBT

He is really ADDICTED, jesus.

Now another 200$ ahaha he's fucking cooked. WWE champions 2.0 in full force.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

These donations are fake hes seething because of asmondgold and poketubers making fun of him.