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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
That pickled radish segment has actually made me want to truly a-log this nigger faggot. I'll see u guys in the news. Don't show up to Renton tomorrow.
That pickled radish segment has actually made me want to truly a-log this nigger faggot. I'll see u guys in the news. Don't show up to Renton tomorrow.
At this point, he really can't for a number of reasons. Even if he disappeared from the internet entirely, which is very unlikely, trolls will find out where it is and fuck with him. Phil's entire personality makes him unsuitable for even the most menial jobs. He's lazy, whiny, petulant, opposed to learning new things, etc. He would get fired for cause in no time. On top of everything else, do you really think anyone is gonna hire him when a cursory Google search turns up a video of him masturbating? There was a point somewhere in his life where he could have quit streaming and got himself a real job, and I don't know when it was, but it's long gone by now.
He is fucked. He is doomed to stream literally until he dies because he refuses to plan for retirement or save any money.
It's a play on how Phil qualifies everything with style(touch style phone, electric style lights) . I know it from a detractor user name but not sure if Phil actually said it in a playthrough. In this case "urban style individual" means black guy.
It's genuinely alarming to me how frequently I catch myself unintentionally doing this after a period of paying attention to Phil. It's completely fucking retarded but I find it very funny for some reason.
As others have said, the -style thing is a DSPism, but the "urban" part is most likely based on DSP's mush-mouthed pronunciation of "herbal" back when he was doing some burger review that had herbal garlic butter or whatever.
Also whats the point of him even getting cards?(aside from the tactic of draining dents out of their money) he wont sell them because hes paranoid and he wont go through the process. He doesnt play the game. In the rare case that he gets a super ultra rare alt card thats like 200$ he probably wont grade that card and he will use it as a background prop. He isnt knowledgeable of even basic shit in pokemon.
Pokemon cards are gonna be the new gamer statues and blu-rays. It's gonna be his new "collection" which will quickly devolve into just being an accumulation rather than an actual collection.
How long before he starts putting an AI skinny Khet into the background? Maybe dressed like a 1950's housewife dusting the shelves while he's petting a tiger that's supposed to be Jasper.
That thumb nail is so insane on so many levels. He could actually live like that if he didn't waste all his money, he could have sold his first home and bought some penthouse in some skyscraper, he made millions at his peak. Also could have had good career projectary at the helicopter company if he wasn't a moron. But no he leaves in a middle unit condo in some shitty gated community that he pays to much for. His own place has never been that clean and well maintained though, Pigger is a hoarder and a sloth and lives in filth and random tangles of wires. He has never dressed like that and is not that thin and healthy looking.
Also the most insane is that his morning show starts at midday and ends in the afternoon. Total nutter
I don't know about you guys but I would eat those wings using my hands not cutlery. Is he perhaps too scared because we would make even more fun of him because of his "Eating skills"?
Also: he made 172$ during his night stream but no tips, no Kicks and no Memberships. Instead over 100$ came from one guy and a Sub "bomb" made by Anon. Are tings already this rough for DSP space Gayming?
And since his EVO 2005 "success" has been brought up. Several players who were good but failed in that year later said that the port was busted (for one) and that it also taught them the lesson to always practice the game that was used in said year. Seems like most thought it would be just as "Arcade" Streetfighter and couldn't adapt to it. And after this Phil never made it to EVO again. He qualified (and for whatever reason he went to multiple qualifiers) but failed at the big Dance (the main Qualifier). If he ever would try to get into the Capcom Cup or EVO main Event today he would be beaten within seconds. Meanwhile people who were his contemporaries in his youth can still hang with the best. Tell you something about his decay.
