DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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Can't wait for the stream where he puts all the cards on the wall behind him using velcro.
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I really want him to do warhammer, modern kits are sliced in a harder to build robust style. If someone could bait him into the Cathay statue I would be howling.
It would be exactly like Lego nights:

20+ streams of DSP carefully building a single minifig hand held by a pervert behind da scenes. Maybe 45 seconds of gold dust footage total.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2AOw3pTzuKQGetting flashbacks to his lunatic chicken adobo rant.
This is probably one of the most spoiled things I've seen in my life. In his mind, he must always complain about something and know better, and be in a superior position. I guarantee you if the original recipe was with bones removed he'd say it's too liquidy and mushy. He comes into any situation expecting it to be a herculean task and full of things that annoy him. It's to the point where I think it might be some sort of a disorder.

You can also see how he feels entitled to boss people around once he's given them money. He views the chefs as beneath him, the delivery people as idiots, etc. It'd be some karmic justice if he ends up in a fast food job or delivery job. It might actually be goos for him and humble him a bit, but yeah, who are we kidding, he's incapable of change.
 
I hope Mr. Sparrow inspires DSP to go through a lolsuit of his own and represent himself. If a "ghetto streamer" like LTG can win, what chance do the detractors have against a mature adult with a business degree?
 
You can also see how he feels entitled to boss people around once he's given them money. He views the chefs as beneath him, the delivery people as idiots, etc. It'd be some karmic justice if he ends up in a fast food job or delivery job. It might actually be goos for him and humble him a bit, but yeah, who are we kidding, he's incapable of change.


Working Youtube support would be the ultimate karma
 
He should bring the vests back and start hanging cards from it with his fishing hooks.
Speaking of vests, he once said "July 4th is the day we will all remember the time we used to wear silly vest and hats in celebration." Because, the signing of the Declaration of Independence? Oh, that doesn't pertain to Phil and who cares, dood. Now, please tip.

On another note, USPS is now a confirmed detractor, dood. Why? Because they put a "We missed you" sticker on his door and he didn't get his Pokemon package. Phil, being a big man, decided to call up their customer service line and go full Karen on some poor shumuck looking to get through the Goddamn day, knowing good and Goddamn well Phil NEVER leaves his house.

Typical 220 behavior.
 
HIS BRAIN IS BEING RESHAPED!
and his cranium with it clearly

this pigroach tries it has been pure gold, i wish metokur would do a proper dsp alogging stream like he did around 2015, hed have a field day with this video. phil starts it off with a montage intro including a clip of the cup noodle incident, then introduces todays slop as "something very different," then proceeds to repeat the exact same fuckup from 10 years ago that he just showed in his intro but this time its failing to eat fried chicken with a plastic fork.

other hallmarks of classic dsp are all there, like being over the top performatively confounded by asian words for food items and not knowing what the fuck hes eating within an hour after he ordered it (gahwbi and yahngnyeeaaon? huunhh, or was it yeangayeoon? one is supposed to be like sweet and the other is like spicy, i have no idea which is which dood!). top it off by complaining that the pickled radish is "kinda like sauerkraut but disgusting, and i like sauerkraut!" and would be too hard to eat sitting in a car.

fucking brilliant

"you can't eat this in a car! how would you eat this in a car? the pieces aren't normal, they aren't even sized"
 
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Speaking of vests, he once said "July 4th is the day we will all remember the time we used to wear silly vest and hats in celebration." Because, the signing of the Declaration of Independence? Oh, that doesn't pertain to Phil and who cares, dood. Now, please tip.

On another note, USPS is now a confirmed detractor, dood. Why? Because they put a "We missed you" sticker on his door and he didn't get his Pokemon package. Phil, being a big man, decided to call up their customer service line and go full Karen on some poor shumuck looking to get through the Goddamn day, knowing good and Goddamn well Phil NEVER leaves his house.

Typical 220 behavior.
It's possible the package due to the value and kahntent that the shipper requires a signature for delivery which yeahhhhh naw would require signing a paper in front of a human being. Granted there's a option on the delivery attempt card that you can check off and do your signature on it but who knows how long it would be before they came back for redelivery?
 
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