DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Phail, if you repeatedly have to stress that your arms look smaller because of some sort of optical illusion evoked by your camera, then you probably just aren't that muscular in the first place.
Thanks for admitting what we already knew, Phil. You fucking retard. Leave it to Phil to tell on himself.


Is it more embarrassing to pay a grown man 50 US dollars to put on Gunnar glasses, or to pay him 50 US dollars to open and poorly showcase Pokemon cards?


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Reminder that this is the same angle he says that he can't do to show his inputs when playing fighting games.
 
Is it more embarrassing to pay a grown man 50 US dollars to put on Gunnar glasses, or to pay him 50 US dollars to open and poorly showcase Pokemon cards?
Oof, that's a tough call. I'm gonna go with the Pokemon honestly, because the glasses at least once puts them on you can laugh at him but this is so fucking boring it's making me pray for death (his death, specifically). Plus with this you're feeding into his dopamine addiction whereas the glasses he's putting them on so you can laugh at him. However, both are dented as fuck.
 
You would think AI is perfect for Felipe Burnelli, it can't ever really 'turn' on him like a human can, it will do whatever he wants forever, but alas he's too stupid to even give it useful prompts
I have to imagine that even AI hallucinations of reality are too sane for Phil.

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Stupid ChatGPT, what does it know about being a sussessful streamer...
 
Gonna have to go watch some Unsleeved Media to see how real pack openings are done. This shit is the worst shit I have ever seen bar none when it comes to pack openings.
 
I'm in team fake donations, but if he actually received the money for realsies, I seriously pray that all his fans get blown up in that Garden Grave explosion. Fucking gooks!
 
Not to sweep for LTG, but did Phil actually "expose" anything? Or is it just another one of his weird delusions?
He's been trying on the "I have some information you need to know" schtick since the Cannon Bros made Rollback Netcode. Anytime anyone is making a move thats larger than the slop he turn out he jumps in front trying to be a part of it.
-Cannon Bros
-SOPA and Pipa
-YouTube (many times he's tried to come out with some "info" like the sub and unsub being doubled even though everyone knew ages before)
-that one book about Youtubers that he had a blurb in
-anytime he "reports" news on the Precum PooCast like Microsoft firing people or the Hentai Virus

I'm sure there's other examples but he wants to feel like he was part of the movement whatever the movement is. But he's such a gormless cunt that any "info" he has is completely supurfluous, made up, or already known. As for the LTG sub botting its been aknown thing since before he started pubicly talking about his crush. He's merely parroting the shit that LTG trolls have been saying for years because he was to much of a bitch to admit he was a viewer of those videos for years.
 
Thanks for admitting what we already knew, Phil. You fucking retard. Leave it to Phil to tell on himself.

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Reminder that this is the same angle he says that he can't do to show his inputs when playing fighting games.
Funny how he goes to do a side flex and stops himself. Why don't you show us a side flex Phil? Is it because your already pitiful arms look absolutely diminutive when you can see them on the same plane as your gigantic lightbulb head?
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What you are doing is using an optical illusion to make your arm look bigger. It isn't because the camera is only one eye or you can't see in 3D or whatever the fuck else reasons he gives as to why flexing in front is the REAL camera angle that shows reality (somehow "reality" always makes Phil look better I've noticed).
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Look the water bottle is closer to the camera, that must mean this is the REAL camera angle that represents REALITY. That water bottle is huge I wonder how many sit ups it can do. Infinity sit ups, I bet.
 
he's sooooo butthurt today, reminder that whenever he claims that he does not read or watch detractor/ other creator content he totally does, his newest pokemon scam hit the algorithm and kept ranting like a bitch for a long time, prob spends his whole day off watching or reading what people think about him, he always bring the "i've been longer than anyone here so i'm right" nonsense, so cringe.

I remember when an FGC channel dedicated some time when he said that the FGC ruined games like SF6 for sharing tech so early there was a comment saying "I would rather work 2 shifts at mcdonalds than being DSP", this little random comment got him so assmad that he had like 5 different cope segments in the entire month.
 
Holy shit this guy is buff! I bet if he wasn't sucking in his gut his abs would look HUGE! Big, flabby, saggy abs! That's what you get from doing a million sit ups. Also, moobs are certainly smaller, but he's still got em. Up the Ozempig, King!

idk why it doesn't have audio but I'm not rerecording it it doesn't matter
 
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If it's not that serious then why don't you do it? You have a flex emote, you use you flexing as a thumbnail (artistically stylized by AI to give you a bigger arm and smaller head and more hair of course), you flex on camera multiple times a day, you talk about how strong you are, how good your diet is and how much you work out and that you've maxed out your weights which would mean you're curling 50s, and now you won't do a side flex? Why? It's not a big deal, right? Oh right I forgot it's because you're a weak, insecure faggot my bad. Sorry for asking King!

eta - look at that chair go lol
 
Funny how he goes to do a side flex and stops himself. Why don't you show us a side flex Phil? Is it because your already pitiful arms look absolutely diminutive when you can see them on the same plane as your gigantic lightbulb head?
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What you are doing is using an optical illusion to make your arm look bigger. It isn't because the camera is only one eye or you can't see in 3D or whatever the fuck else reasons he gives as to why flexing in front is the REAL camera angle that shows reality (somehow "reality" always makes Phil look better I've noticed).
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Look the water bottle is closer to the camera, that must mean this is the REAL camera angle that represents REALITY. That water bottle is huge I wonder how many sit ups it can do. Infinity sit ups, I bet.
Remember, reality doesn't have as good of 3D as games or whatever the exact quote he said.
 
Is the gameplay getting pushed later and later a conscious choice on his part, weening his dents off gameplay bit by bit, or just a natural result of him avoiding the gameplay he hates so much for as long as possible?

He's really pushing it lately, it's increasingly common to get just over 2 hours of gameplay on the day stream instead of 3. You'd think his most die-hard dents who are there for the gameplay wouldn't be too happy about that, but then again, their brains barely function so they probably don't notice.
 
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