DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Parasite Paracide]

Yes, according to the darziak files Lummox offered to make clips for Phail

Yep he edits for DSP for slightly above what a fiver pajeet gets

Wow, thank you both for answering. Surprisingly, the Wings thread on here has no mention of it. I don't know if you guys follow Wings too but Lummox recently claimed to get T-Boned in a car accident, in hindsight would he have just been playing for sympathy knowing this was causing a ruckus?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil's torture-fest of Pokemon has spread to the Pokemon community. And yes, Phil has probably seen this, lol.

 

[johnkimble123]

There has never been a single person in David's life who is willing to tolerate him forever. Parents don't count.

Never ONCE has he had a lifelong friend, never once has anybody else wanted to 'stay friends' and he 'broke it off' in a sense, it's ALWAYS EVERYBODY ELSE gets tired of his treatment of them and moves. Unfortunately David is a fucking retard and incapable of understanding it's him, not everybody else.

There's never been 1 person that has ever come out and said "Phil isn't as bad as people think" or "the narrative around Phil is wrong". A 44 year old man with literally zero people to debunk anything we know about him. Says it all.

 

[LongJohnSilvers]

Wow, thank you both for answering. Surprisingly, the Wings thread on here has no mention of it. I don't know if you guys follow Wings too but Lummox recently claimed to get T-Boned in a car accident, in hindsight would he have just been playing for sympathy knowing this was causing a ruckus?

As Snort Burnell put it, it's the curse for getting involved with the Pig Roach.

 

[johnkimble123]

Wow, thank you both for answering. Surprisingly, the Wings thread on here has no mention of it. I don't know if you guys follow Wings too but Lummox recently claimed to get T-Boned in a car accident, in hindsight would he have just been playing for sympathy knowing this was causing a ruckus?

Does getting t-boned in an accident make it impossible to edit some clips though? Asking for a DSP...

 

[Fridge Raider]

Tell me, Phillip, why aren't you burning those cards? Because it's a stupid idea, right? Well that's what people are pointing out. Your idea to charge $100 $50 to open Pokemon card packs on stream is dumb.

1:08

Crazy work he's still calling himself a king unironically. King of what? Of whom?

0:52

Ahh yes, very kingly to fake giving yourself money then do whatever the hell that faggot ass shit was.

damn I got ninja'd on the second one. rip

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

The KING has extended an offer to... JIRION! To talk to him about LowTierGod!

He has called him "Jirion" multiple times during his smug segment about LTG's current drama. He wants to clout chase off this guy but didn't even bother to learn his name.

 

[Traffic Jammies]

he should have just talked about setting up the new weight bench exercise style machine whatever the fuck he bought but instead he has to crash out over the Pokemon cards to protect his ego because the community of said cards got wind of it lol. whats especially funny if the "king snake" undertones of his crash out trying to say one of the reasons he bought the cards in the first place was to piss those same people off. yes, these cards he played up not knowing anything about and bragged about what a good investment it'd be for his business... were also bought because he wanted to troll these Pokemon idiots who took it too seriously? the autist is self soothing with his coping and you can see the circles he's running in his head to try and convince himself he's the alpha male in this situation lol.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Tell me, Phillip, why aren't you burning those cards? Because it's a stupid idea, right? Well that's what people are pointing out. Your idea to charge $100 $50 to open Pokemon card packs on stream is dumb.

2026-05-24 14-19-31-1.mp4

Crazy work he's still calling himself a king unironically. King of what? Of whom?

Oh, what a great mood Phil seems to be in! This is how I suspect an affluent, happy man with a great life acts!

He must have been reading here on his day off again!

 

[Fridge Raider]

Holy fuck he put on gloves to move a pallet. So that he "didn't get splinters". Holy fuck man. I don't even know what to say.

 

[Traffic Jammies]

you can tell he's lying about putting together the weight machine himself(he for sure paid someone to put it together) because he's saying he finished building it within the estimated amount of time it would take to do so provided by the company

 

[Fridge Raider]

Did you know that assembling a weight machine is actually a full-body workout? The more you know. Got it on Friday and still hasn't used it. Great start King.

0:52

I'm not sure what part he's lying about, but he's clearly lying. Also, notice the bruise on his wrist again? Same place, still there. Interesting.

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

"king of retro" has never played symphony of the night? lmfao

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

Phil had Tyrone put the Bowflex together, in between sessions with Khet.

 

[Fridge Raider]

People told him sliding them across the table face down is stupid, especially given the gloves (which he's wearing again) and sleeves and the fact he obviously wants an expensive one and his response was that "it's a padded mat actually made for card games and stuff". How many times has he admitted he doesn't know shit about fuck when it comes to trading cards, and yet when people tell him he's doing it wrong suddenly he has all the answers. I hope he gets the most expensive one and gets it graded and they send it back because the face is all scratched up.

 

[GoldenSpoon]

Holy fuck he put on gloves to move a pallet. So that he "didn't get splinters". Holy fuck man. I don't even know what to say.

This right here is how you know the faggot doesn't lift any kind of weight(s). Anyone and i mean FUCKING anyone who has stared a fitness plan and lifted a dumbell or barbell for more than a few sets a week, over a couple of months will love to tell you about the calous and dry skin on the pads of their hands. You don't need gloves for anything if you've been lifting as long as Dave claims to have been. He really can't help but tell on himself in some fashion or another.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Is it more embarrassing to pay a grown man 50 US dollars to put on Gunnar glasses, or to pay him 50 US dollars to open and poorly showcase Pokemon cards?

0:06

 

[Fridge Raider]

He is making damn sure he doesn't lean over to show off his baldness on camera again.

That posture, man... Holy fuck. What a thoroughly, completely, utterly raped faggot this man is.

 

[Gulls on Film]

There's never been 1 person that has ever come out and said "Phil isn't as bad as people think" or "the narrative around Phil is wrong". A 44 year old man with literally zero people to debunk anything we know about him. Says it all.

Another detractor troll. In fact, DSP has said that DSP is not as bad as people think, thusly, that means that 1 person has made that statement. Yet another no load loser spreading lies.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

Phail, if you repeatedly have to stress that your arms look smaller because of some sort of optical illusion evoked by your camera, then you probably just aren't that muscular in the first place.