DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Phil banned like 5-6 kick dents and couldn't go a solid 30 mins without unbanning them and giving them a stern warning. Pretty sure he realizes his only audience watching are people laughing at the train wreck of a streamer.
 
He's gone from saying the wheel is stacked under so much shit it'll take him 20-30 minutes just to dig it out to give me $50 and I'll show you it right now.

He got himself so worked up and mad at people asking him to play this game he specifically hyped up for months to play with the steering wheel only to drop it last minute because....people played it early. Just lunacy with this dude.
He lies like we breathe lmao

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lmao somehow he has turned Forza into a menu simulator
 
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Phil, if fhet Khet watches you play this game you can take her on a virtual tour of Japan from the safety of the Snort Fort! It’ll be like you’re really there. Better than a virtual walkthrough of the zoo!
 
The highlight tonight for me was him intentionally cutting a corner in a race and then lying saying he just wasn't paying attention because he was "taking in the scenery".
 
My $0.02 on the wheel affair:
When dealing with PP Burnell, it's important to remember that Phil is A) lazy B) extremely paranoid and C) cheap. As a result, we can rule out selling things altogether by employing a literary tool I used called "Learnell'd helplessness": Basically, you need to create a pre-stream topic about why Phil can't do it. Or in other words, "What would be your excuse to not do something if you were lazier than a hibernating bear and scared of your own shadow?"
For example, "LeiWulongLeftLeg tipped twenty dahllers, asking 'phil, why don't you just sell the wheel?'. First of all, thanks for the money. Second of all, I can't. Why? Let me explain. You see, in order to sell things, I'd need to first be able to find it, and it's under 20-30 different things, so I'd have to clean out my closet to do it. That's not happening in a stream unless I get support, because that's valuable time I could be spending playing games and garnering organic support in other ways, 'mmmkay? [snort]"
"AWL-so, in case you forgot, my trollsn'detractors are extremely obsessed with me to the point that I can't go to any website to sell things. Like, if I go to Facebook marketplace, my REAL NAME is there, and trolls could use that to stawlk me more in real life. Same goes for E-bay, or any other site, really. And what if it turns out the buyer is a troll and they do a charge back? Now I've wasted my time, and my money, and a troll has something I owned and can go 'uhhh, i stole darksydephil's steering wheel from him, check it out! i bet he's so pissed, you gaiyze!' And you may hear that and say that nobody would EVER do that, but it just goes to show how demented and obsessed my trolls are with getting any win over me. Besides, I've got no reason to sell anything. I'm extremely well-awff financially, and I'm doing great being sussessful here."
 
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This Forza + wheel thing is pure lolcow.

He pre-wage-quits Forza simply to avoid using the wheel because he's terrified of trolls making fun of him, he makes up some insane reasoning publicly that it's over-saturated or whatever the fuck which just means people are having fun playing it, ends up playing comically baby games like Lego and TGC Slop Simulator instead, THEN he has a stream dominating meltdown because people are bringing up the wheel constantly KNOWING he will crash out about it, which he does, then after all that he fucking plays Forza anyways!

Can this fucking retard do ANYTHING correctly, no wonder some people think it's an act, nobody can possibly be this stupid
 
This is so typical Phil: Bought a wheel, doesn't use it because it would mean 5 min of extra work. Instead of trying to milk the dents with Forza and the wheel, he wants the stream to fail so he can do something that is less work for him.
 
This is so typical Phil: Bought a wheel, doesn't use it because it would mean 5 min of extra work. Instead of trying to milk the dents with Forza and the wheel, he wants the stream to fail so he can do something that is less work for him.
Pokemon pack openings are going to turn the business around and bring DSP back to the mainstream. We are going to be seething and felted beyond belief!
 
Pokemon pack openings are going to turn the business around and bring DSP back to the mainstream. We are going to be seething and felted beyond belief!
Real talk: He's so retarded for doing this. At this point he should be well aware that he has an addictive personality for that kind of stuff and he should stay far, far away from it. But he can't help himself.

DSP gacha king. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Please get addicted to opening TCG packs.
 
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