DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[marlimar]

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#Don'tMessWithJackPepper&DarksydePhil

Is @Pepper Jack getting a shoutout for being our only mod or is it pure coincidence?

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Are you ready to die of cringe today?

2026-04-28 13-39-39.mp4
"We are happy where we are"

I had this in the background while working and if my colleague wasnt in the bathroom he probably would've called an ambulance after seeing me because I felt myself going half comatose, Phil's Walls White from second hand embarassment

 

[Elbe]

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We are reaching levels of homosexuality previously thought impossible

 

[Balr0g]

Is it just me or is Phil's main income now completly depenDENT on two whales? Or is this just a phase where the other known whales are reloading their bank account before busting on Phil? And on friday we have his butsting stream (he hasn't changed that typo yet has he?) and I bet he will expect at least 1k in income. and of course he was begging Asmon for another visit. Asmon is now experiencing what Warski described as "We felt like we adopted an autistic son that we are now responsible for".

 

[SwiftBucks]

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Why did you make phil look like an emaciated twink here? He's way more buff irl

 

[morel style individual]

he goes the typical Phil route and instead says "See, Youtube's stuff doesn't even work. Their analytics are so stupid".

This is a guy with a supposed to have a business degree...

Youtube should have created a backup global analytics service to take over in case Covid took out their main one.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

why games are just bad now (they used to be blockbuster cultural events d00d)

This part is legit (sorta), even bad games before 2012 are funny and you don't need to worry about DEI/AI slop and the like and most of the gaming icons were there pre-2016. However, it's also very clear here that Phil is taking advantage/using other people's words to dodge blame/cope about his inevitable demise.

The gaming industry might now be the most corrupt Industry in all of America and might as well as be dying, but it sure has nothing to do with him being unlikeable and about to be flat-nuked by YT.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Is it just me or is Phil's main income now completly depenDENT on two whales? Or is this just a phase where the other known whales are reloading their bank account before busting on Phil? And on friday we have his butsting stream (he hasn't changed that typo yet has he?) and I bet he will expect at least 1k in income. and of course he was begging Asmon for another visit. Asmon is now experiencing what Warski described as "We felt like we adopted an autistic son that we are now responsible for".

The worst part of this was him going on and on and on about how it's not HIM that wanted Asmon to come to his birthday party! It was his fans that wanted Asmongold at Phil's online 44th adult man birthday party! YOU WANT that man! Not my faggot self!

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Or is this just a phase where the other known whales are reloading their bank account before busting on Phil?

Its definitely the case, mixed with it being the end of the month. Let's not forget that usually their checks come on the first.

Every month it's the same pattern they wait the whole week before the marathon to then splurge on him.

But there's the possibility he pissed off enough of them to be only left with 2-3 whales, I doubt it though.

I guess that's why he's been aching for a collab. Theses last few years every time he got in the low whale zone his pigroach luck kicked in and offered him visibility through collabs.

As someone said last time I brought up the whale cycle, it'll be difficult to top the asmongold interview for the pigroach luck.

 

[SwiftBucks]

This part is legit (sorta), even bad games before 2012 are funny and you don't need to worry about DEI/AI slop and the like and most of the gaming icons were there pre-2016.

Idk, as someone who doesn't play vidya anymore it really seems like we're spoiled for choice right now. I'll agree that AAA titles are all garbage and the state of FPS games is dire, but I don't remember there ever being so many games available for reasonable prices.

Between emulation and remasters you can play only great games and never run out of content.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I guess that's why he's been aching for a collab. Theses last few years every time he got in the low whale zone his pigroach luck kicked in and offered him visibility through collabs.

I'm making a prediction that if and I say if because Rockstar has been quiet for a third of the year so far that if GTA 6 releases this year that Piggy will pull the same shit he did when Fallout 4 got a 4k patch and he released a video with vague language and people thought he got the 4k version early which he didnt it was some shit involving the series X's upscale mode.

 

[Digger10]

I can't remember if I posted this before but it made some dents really mad because prominent DSP A-logs enjoyed it on Twitter.

I had a lot of fun making it so I hope you like it haha

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6LWUQJTM-KU:1

Good work.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I know we are all commenting on the opening but if I may redirect and be a pokesperg for a second. Why in the everloving fuck did he give Vaporeon a pokemon that doesn't know any offensive dark moves except bite the held item Blackglasses which boosts dark type moves by 20%? I saw that and I felt my brain start melting.

Also its very remarkable how easy it is to hate him even when he is just doing the most normal things. He took a sip of iced coffee and I was ready to smash his teeth in. I think I need to take a break from him.

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While it looks like a support bra band I think it's just a weird fold in the clothing, the shadow makes it look like a bra band.

 

[MC Law]

His paypigs are drying up, his whales are getting beached. This grift wont last much longer at this rate, maybe im wrong but his business is unsustainable in my view. The few life lines he did have were the casino bump then the asmongold bump. Who can he leech off next? He has no rivals left to pit his dents against for pity. I see dsp living a long sad life limping along on the pennies of his channel.

People have been saying that for as long as I have followed the pig. Ever time a whale leaves a new one emerges.

I recently dipped my toes back into the Snortex. It seems Philbert is now a buff, melon dollar man type of guy. While he still begs, he seems more comfortable with talking about his wealth and success. Recently he talked about ordering new furniture and he has two gaming PCs and seems to look for any reason to spend money. Nothing new I know, but he is no longer talking about needing money for groceries. Is he making more money than he was 3-5 years ago? Because his viewership seems lower than ever, but he talks as if hes better off now than ever.

Or is he making the same amount (or less) and is reframing it for whatever reason?

Phil is now only a year away from being able to re-file for bankruptcy. This is the end game. Time to rack up the spending.

 

[marlimar]

Idk, as someone who doesn't play vidya anymore it really seems like we're spoiled for choice right now. I'll agree that AAA titles are all garbage and the state of FPS games is dire, but I don't remember there ever being so many games available for reasonable prices.

Between emulation and remasters you can play only great games and never run out of content.

I'm interested to see if emulation is attacked after all the recent kerfuffle over DRM by Sony potentially locking you out of digitally purchased games if your PS4 / PS5 doesn't connect monthly to the internet. With XBOX almost fully committed to gamepass as its future and nintendo doing fuckery with its physical games still having to connect to the internet to verify licenses. It's almost enough to send me longing for the time before RCA jacks and you had to hook up the nintender with a UHF adaptor... IMO the prime of gaming was the early 2000s, Sony finally had a real competitor when XBOX released, and the gay console exclusive wars started.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Phil is now only a year away from being able to re-file for bankruptcy. This is the end game. Time to rack up the spending.

He's already mentioned at least a dozen times by now his 'master plan' is refinancing his house to destroy whatever equity he has lol

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Idk, as someone who doesn't play vidya anymore it really seems like we're spoiled for choice right now. I'll agree that AAA titles are all garbage and the state of FPS games is dire, but I don't remember there ever being so many games available for reasonable prices.

Between emulation and remasters you can play only great games and never run out of content.

If Phail actually hated modern gaming and the endless slop, or "suhlahp" as he calls it, that the modern gaming industry churns out on the reg, he'd mostly play old games. That's what I do, I fucking hate the modern gaming industry so I play older games 90% of the time. But as peepul have said a million times already in this thread, he fucking hates gaming both new and old and he's pretty much the intended audience for the shit that gets churned out today anyway. It's clear that the only thing he cares about is drama, which is what he should pivot towards.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

If Phail actually hated modern gaming and the endless slop, or "suhlahp" as he calls it, that the modern gaming industry churns out on the reg, he'd mostly play old games. That's what I do, I fucking hate the modern gaming industry so I play older games 90% of the time. But as peepul have said a million times already in this thread, he fucking hates gaming both new and old and he's pretty much the intended audience for the shit that gets churned out today anyway. It's clear that the only thing he cares about is drama, which is what he should pivot towards.

He does love those old boring jrpgs tbf. I wish he didn't for the sake of the snortex, but 900 hours of suikoden and dragon quest don't lie

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He does love those old boring jrpgs tbf. I wish he didn't for the sake of the snortex, but 900 hours of suikoden and dragon quest don't lie

That's true, same for walking sims as it's pretty much impossible to lose them.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

That's true, same for walking sims as it's pretty much impossible to lose them.

He's a chill style old man now dood, those arthritic gout hooves aren't cut out for the hardcore gaming season no more