DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

that’s what ltg sees about 5 seconds before getting chakra’d by the King

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

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We are reaching levels of homosexuality previously thought impossible

When is he going to show up on screen topless?

 

[lupinthethird]

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We are reaching levels of homosexuality previously thought impossible

He was dressed up like a middle-aged lesbian yesterday so gay seems to be the theme

 

[Dave's Mailman]

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

So is Duncefelter Phil's new gaming soulmate?
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Seen this before.

pet goes missing, all you can do is think about the poor thing. I hope Dunce is okay out there in the wild.

 

[Warblade]

It's time for men Phil.

 

[BlastMonk]

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We are reaching levels of homosexuality previously thought impossible

This mans subconscious is screaming at him to get fucked by another man. How long before the goals are just him oiling parts of his body

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

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Look at those things. Holy shit man. Also, lookin right into OBS, right on queue. Built like a bag of milk.

he is making troonski look like an amateur fr

this one is still my favorite I think. you couldn't place the mic in a better position if you tried

Spoiler: full image

I want to add Phil is by far the gayest, most retarded, pathetic, and useless faggot I have ever seen or heard of in my entire life.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

And another one. Monochrome doesn't do you any favours, Phil.

 

[Warblade]

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

And another one. Monochrome doesn't do you any favours, Phil.
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I'll be honest he looks better this way than in full color. Just be happy he doesn't do the shorts anymore with his phone camera up in his face, he looks like an actual wax figure that way

 

[INirvana]

And another one. Monochrome doesn't do you any favours, Phil.
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I can see Phil as a sin city character like a drunk on the side of the alley or bum, begging bruce willis for money.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

#Don'tMessWithJackPepper&DarksydePhil

 

[Hectic Heckler]

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#Don'tMessWithJackPepper&DarksydePhil

I'd call this guy a retarded faggot, but it's not fair to the retarded since they don't choose to be this pathetic.

 

[Milkdud]

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#Don'tMessWithJackPepper&DarksydePhil

I used to not be able to fathom who would be a legit fan of DSP. Do they even really exist? And then I came across a profile of someone randomly on social media and I thought my God - this is EXACTLY the archetypal DSP fan **this is unsettling the levels of TISM, faggotry and RetarDENTation you are about to witness here**

 

[woc_krava]

I just watched him crash out about the analytics of his edited content. I think this captures Phil perfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNbxRa70Be4

"It's claiming each person watched the video for 5 minutes"

Instead of saying "Interesting. With edited content I managed to get the views up in comparison to unedited videos by almost 10x. The average watch time on the unedited content was also pretty low. Having 5 minutes of average watch time on edits content means I was not able to retain the viewer's attention for a longer period of time, I'd need to change something and improve it",

he goes the typical Phil route and instead says "See, Youtube's stuff doesn't even work. Their analytics are so stupid".

This is a guy with a supposed to have a business degree...

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

Having 5 minutes of average watch time on edits content means I was not able to retain the viewer's attention for a longer period of time, I'd need to change something and improve it",

Hey stupid idiot dunce, this would imply he did something wrong, which is not true. He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct

 

[spacko]

#Don'tMessWithJackPepper&DarksydePhil

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Instead of saying "Interesting. With edited content I managed to get the views up in comparison to unedited videos by almost 10x. The average watch time on the unedited content was also pretty low. Having 5 minutes of average watch time on edits content means I was not able to retain the viewer's attention for a longer period of time, I'd need to change something and improve it",

he goes the typical Phil route and instead says "See, Youtube's stuff doesn't even work. Their analytics are so stupid".

This is the same person who goes "oh, it glitched" when Twitch demonitizes him.

 

[RMQualtrough]

I just watched him crash out about the analytics of his edited content. I think this captures Phil perfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNbxRa70Be4

"It's claiming each person watched the video for 5 minutes"

Instead of saying "Interesting. With edited content I managed to get the views up in comparison to unedited videos by almost 10x. The average watch time on the unedited content was also pretty low. Having 5 minutes of average watch time on edits content means I was not able to retain the viewer's attention for a longer period of time, I'd need to change something and improve it",

he goes the typical Phil route and instead says "See, Youtube's stuff doesn't even work. Their analytics are so stupid".

This is a guy with a supposed to have a business degree...

He also just constantly claims people "aren't interested in the game". Like what is the common denominator here? Literally every game he ever plays people "just aren't interested in" apparently lol.