DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GodModule]

Just imagine it becomes the new "TIHYDP" style of conternt where they go over Phil's other videos digging up all kinds of "cheating". Though I doubt anyone has THAT kind of autism in them watching a retarded piglet raging through games

Also wtf is this picture below his schedule?

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Did he actually stand up with his mic and took pictures li

It looks like he just got caught molesting someone at the park

 

[Samuel Fuller]

He always needs a gimmick. He has nothing else to celebrate, he has nothing else going on. What else is he gonna put on there? Just leave it blank? What are you crazy???
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Do we know why the mic is in the shot? Is the purpose of a mic arm not to be moveable? Why isn't he smiling? What am I supposed to glean from this? Is he supposed to be in a beautiful springtime meadow with his mic arm? It's just weird. He's so alien...

Getting some real Baghdad Bob vibes from that picture.

 

[Ayynon69]

The fact that he brought back the handcart is insane.

I wonder if Linda brings it up sometimes on their weekly calls.

"Phillip, did the handcard man get his handcart back yet? You know it's rude to borrow something and not return it!"

"Mommy I told you the handcart man wasn't real! That was just... one of my fans calling you..."

Spoiler: Kahntext

Muscle man detractor called Linda on his livestream to ask "if her son still had his handcart" or something like that lol

 

[Free Jasper]

Phil (when accused of cheating): “Why would you watch someone you don’t like? You’re sick! If I don’t like something I stay away from it! I surround myself with positive things!”

Phil (23 minutes earlier): “I like to dunk on LTG because he’s pathetic and it makes me laugh how pathetic he is.”

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

How many times has he done this EXACT same Neil Druckmann hater and history segment? The only difference is each time he adds some new headcanon about how badly things went behind da scenes for Druckmann.

Like yeah fuck Druck but jesus Phil move on.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Shout-outs to MeowBlock on X/Twitter for this.

His Virtua Boy "playthrough" will continue to be one of the most retarded videos he's ever posted.

 

[Warblade]

Shout-outs to MeowBlock on X/Twitter for this.

His Virtua Boy "playthrough" will continue to be one of the most retarded videos he's ever posted.


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I'm suprised he could see anything to be honest. There are grey sliders ontop to adjust the (IPD) interpupillary distance. He never once used them.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

I'm suprised he could see anything to be honest. There are grey sliders ontop to adjust the (IPD) interpupillary distance. He never once used them.

He even complained several times that he had to keep moving his face left and right to see anything because the sides of his vision were being blocked. The solution to his problem was quite literally in front of him.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

DSPolitics is BACK! Phil LAYS INTO Donald Trump -

oh wait never mind, he manages to bring it right back to fence-sitting.

2:46

Days like today are why I desperately want him to bring back DSPolitics. His complete lack of understanding about current events and politics is one of my favorite things to listen to him struggle with.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The story before was that Phil directly told Trump to pay his bill. That's probably one of his many kernel of truth stories.

 

[INirvana]

Phil's whole political sperg today = Please someone send this to Asmon!

 

[Carbiter]

- It doesn't cum in denim.
- I don't have a handcart
And:
- I didn't dupe in Demon Souls.

So he definitely cheated in demon souls lol

By the way:
- I'm not poor
- I'm not unhappy
- My wife isn't F A T
- She didn't leave me
- I'm eating healthy
- I do work out and have muscles now, ok?
Should we continue with reality

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

By the way:
- I'm not poor
- I'm not unhappy
- My wife isn't F A T
- She didn't leave me
- I'm eating healthy
- I do work out and have muscles now, ok?
Should we continue with reality
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Comparing DSP to 1984 Oceania is an insult to the party, since that would imply Oceania is a special education daycare with only 7 dentheads and an even more mentally handicapped and delusional Big Brother so instead of all of the countries going to forever war with each other like in the novel, the rest of the world just laughs at Oceania while its Big Brother keeps convincing the dentheads that he is the best and most marvelous person in the world even if he repeatedly demonstrates himself to be failing the tutorial stages of simple video games.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

mods openly shit talking him while he saltspergs out, love to see it

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

0:13

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

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JAYDE COVER YOUR EARS, NO JOY THIS

 

[Twrx]

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Jayde would certainly develop better games than the pig roach

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

Jayde would certainly develop better games than the pig roach

In the alternate universe where phil is (openly) gay, Jayde became a scientist and saved humanity if I recall.

Jayde is a real MVP.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSPolitics is BACK! Phil LAYS INTO Donald Trump -

oh wait never mind, he manages to bring it right back to fence-sitting.


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Days like today are why I desperately want him to bring back DSPolitics. His complete lack of understanding about current events and politics is one of my favorite things to listen to him struggle with.

Imagine going through life with a fence post up your ass, offering the blandest middle-of-the-road takes imaginable because you’re too much of a pussy to have a real opinion that could get you laughed at.

Tissue paper ego.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

In Phil's "mind", money is the only reason you would ever make internet content.

Which is sad, because when he started there was no monetization. So he must have been passionate about it in the beggining, right guys?

There's no way he started because he was just lonely and after seeing other LP'ers gain followers, fans and accolades he hungrily decided that he, too, would also do Lets Plays and also gain the accolades and love of anonymous internet people. It couldnt be that was why he started, his desire to be worshipped combined with his extreme anti-social introverted nature. Nope. All about that pash-un!