DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

I wonder how gaming would be today if Phil never started on YouTube. The God of war devs put in yellow paint specifically because of him. Even used a stream clip of his at GDC.

They would have found some other tard to take Phil's place. Like it or not there are far more Phil's out there then people that like the challenge of a hard game.

 

[spacko]

missed this somehow

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I feel like it’s really kind of settling in that he’s 44 years old now, and there’s something about that number that just changes how all of this clown show feels. Maybe it’s just me. But it’s one thing to be sitting in your pajamas live-streaming your video game baby rage and sulking about cyber bullies and hoping for free money to fall from the sky when a man is in his twenties, or his thirties. This man is now well and truly over the hill - 44 really makes it sink in. Over the next couple years we will be seeing his hair turn fully gray and his baldness will probably escalate rapidly. His already drooping face will sag further down. If you think he looks old now, boy, just give it a few years!

And he’s still - and will still be - sitting in that tiny home office, crammed with Amazon and Temu plastic toys and flashing lights, thinking that it’s something very adult and matoor to be sitting there in his pajamas spending hours a day recapping his weekly schedule for an ever-dwindling audience of equally strange and retarded men. And probably a troon or two. This is a man whose 44 years have culminated in such a way that while his former classmates and FGC peers are now raising families and pursuing real careers and ambitions, his idea of a career hurdle is picking what Steam shovelware game will lure in the most SSI money any given week. His world is so small, his perspective so warped by years and years of this strange existence, that he really treats this the same way normal 44-year-olds are considering real career choices.

It’s not too late yet to salvage some real MEANING to your life, Phil - but you know something? That 44 is getting awfully close to too late. Thankfully for all of us you’re far too stupid to ever turn things around!

 

[Persona Grata]

missed this somehow

https://youtube.com/watch?v=os6Ze5Bwx7Q

Local archive

1:52

 

[Femboy Breeder]

missed this somehow

https://youtube.com/watch?v=os6Ze5Bwx7Q

I was just thinking these melinated gentlemen weren't putting much heart into it, then the squeeze banana song came on and my sides went into orbit

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I was just thinking these melinated gentlemen weren't putting much heart into it, then the squeeze banana song came on and my sides went into orbit

What's the over under on Phail squeezing his banana when they started dancing?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Like dude it's just mods it's not open heart surgery.

And that's exactly why watching him install Skyrim mods would be the funniest thing to watch. Especially when some of them have to be installed manually.

I think he's scared of modding cause he fears the mods are a troll op and deep down he knows how tech illiterate he really is.

He's also still a boomer at heart and I guess he still has that vision that mods are some kind of illegal niche thing that you risk getting in jail for

It's just baffling how someone who has been gaming for that long is so inept and incapable of reading. He just installs stuff the dents tell him to without reading what it is or what it does.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

And that's exactly why watching him install Skyrim mods would be the funniest thing to watch. Especially when some of them have to be installed manually.

I think he's scared of modding cause he fears the mods are a troll op and deep down he knows how tech illiterate he really is.

He's also still a boomer at heart and I guess he still has that vision that mods are some kind of illegal niche thing that you risk getting in jail for

It's just baffling how someone who has been gaming for that long is so inept and incapable of reading. He just installs stuff the dents tell him to without reading what it is or what it does.

Phil didn't go to college to get a degree in reading you mouthdrooling button pusher.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

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No words needed.

Jeeesus. Was Khet inspired by your Street Fighter 6 gameplan when styling you, Phil?

 

[The Projects]

Heres the Misty fight to the closing of the game
MistyRapesDSP.mp4
Watching this is so insane man he has a full team and doesn't even think to really do swapping or anything. Doesn't think (or know) to swap from Pikachu and heal. He spammed heals non stop on Pokemon ZA doing that exact strategy why wouldn't he do it here?

Can't even take this seriously, I beat this game when I was like 8 or 9 dewd

 

[marlimar]

making decisions is like a muscle, you have to exercise it or it atrophies

Habit forming takes time, DSP makes the conscious decision to depend on chat to handhold him because he hates his job. Think of a sandwich shop employee that is never on the line, rather in the bathroom jerking off and drinking mouthwash...

 

[arrivefriday]

I know this has been asked before many times but what started y'all's interest in Phil? For me it was the arc with the Kino boys when they pretended to be friends with him, I also remember being genuinely fooled by him at first as I thought he was just some harmless weirdo the Kino boys snaked to gain popularity, but now I know why this faggot has such a massive detractor audience.

I come from the buyers market for cars clip on Destiny's YouTube channel. I had to find out if it was a bit or not and then I just kept falling through the rabbit hole.

 

[Burl McMillan]

I know this has been asked before many times but what started y'all's interest in Phil?

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Like dude it's just mods it's not open heart surgery.

It's even worse considering sites like NMA were browsed by literal children looking for mods for Fallout 2, the vast majority of whom could even open the readme to follow basic instructions. Game modding today has evolved to the point where zoomers no longer install mods, but complete modpacks that are as simple as drag and drop to install.
Phil really is shamelessly clueless about a hobby ("job") that he has allegedly followed religiously for the majority of his life.

 

[Balr0g]

Too bad we have the dent magnet called RimWorld in Phil's Rotation becaue otherwise he might have a bigger "No coffers" streak by now. Maybe one day we get the mythological 5 no coffers streak.

And Phil and installing mods would only be funny if he plays older games. For example the new Capcom titles have their Fluffy modmanager which makes Installation easier. Or Paradox games where you usually only have to put the mods in a Folder and set it up in the launcher. I think only Bethesda games might show his incompetence considering you have to manage the load order and also make sure to get the Right Version. for one want to see him use Retroarch and then fiddle with the graphics Options / imrpovement Options Retroarch offers. THAT would be fun (not to Mention him trying to find certain BIOS files to make Emulators run)

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

For example the new Capcom titles have their Fluffy modmanager which makes Installation easier.

Pardon my ignorance on this subject, but what games does Capcom even let you mod?

And he’s still - and will still be - sitting in that tiny home office, crammed with Amazon and Temu plastic toys and flashing lights, thinking that it’s something very adult and matoor to be sitting there in his pajamas spending hours a day recapping his weekly schedule for an ever-dwindling audience of equally strange and retarded men. And probably a troon or two. This is a man whose 44 years have culminated in such a way that while his former classmates and FGC peers are now raising families and pursuing real careers and ambitions, his idea of a career hurdle is picking what Steam shovelware game will lure in the most SSI money any given week. His world is so small, his perspective so warped by years and years of this strange existence, that he really treats this the same way normal 44-year-olds are considering real career choices.

All the while when unfitting gay bar music is playing in the background, by the way.

 

[Zyklon C]

Jokes aside I think it is very telling that he immediately looks to chat. It's not new but he doesn't spend a single second trying to figure it out. The button is right there under his right moob, it's not like they hid it. Finds the button, eyes go immediately back to chat. Chat tells him what to do, it doesn't enable them all with one click, so he sits there making a funny face and waits for the next instructions. I seriously think the handholding in every facet of his life is doing way more damage than people realize, making decisions is like a muscle, you have to exercise it or it atrophies.

Uhh, mouth drooling mohran who didn't place fourth at EVO (top American player, by the way), this isn't handholding, this is an interactive game stream where his viewers are enjoying watching Phail play the game by not playing the game.

You wouldn't understand due to the fact that you aren't a professional game player with an eighteen year legacy.

 

[Elbe]

It still takes me like 8 seconds to process how flat the back of his head is.

That's because we only see things in 2D.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Too bad we have the dent magnet called RimWorld in Phil's Rotation becaue otherwise he might have a bigger "No coffers" streak by now. Maybe one day we get the mythological 5 no coffers streak.

And Phil and installing mods would only be funny if he plays older games. For example the new Capcom titles have their Fluffy modmanager which makes Installation easier. Or Paradox games where you usually only have to put the mods in a Folder and set it up in the launcher. I think only Bethesda games might show his incompetence considering you have to manage the load order and also make sure to get the Right Version. for one want to see him use Retroarch and then fiddle with the graphics Options / imrpovement Options Retroarch offers. THAT would be fun (not to Mention him trying to find certain BIOS files to make Emulators run)

I was like "lol 4 no coffers can we get to 5 ton... shit its Rimworld nvm" I guess a 5 no coffers streak is a big deal for him we have had 4 like 5-6 times so far this year and every time it's anon showing up dropping $50 at minimum to hit the not goal.

 

[smug comporon]

I know this has been asked before many times but what started y'all's interest in Phil? For me it was the arc with the Kino boys when they pretended to be friends with him, I also remember being genuinely fooled by him at first as I thought he was just some harmless weirdo the Kino boys snaked to gain popularity, but now I know why this faggot has such a massive detractor audience.

Retsupurae covering him for me. Then it turned out Slowbeef is barely better than DSP.