DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ardath]

Why does he fuck with his mic so much.

 

[neger psykolog]

You might have just cracked the code.

How many paypigs have really just been loney middle-aged gay men desperately yearning for the attention of the Italian Stallion Phil Burnell?

You may not like it but this is the poster I have above my bed and that keeps me safe at night:

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

You may not like it but this is the poster I have above my bed and that keeps me safe at night:
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Its like Phil skinwalking as LTG, he really worked on his sexy.

 

[Pickle Man]

After his virtual boy "stream". I want him to play the version of Street Fighter 2 that someone ported to the system.

 

[JinRoh1999]

So I was watching DSPs review of the Virtual Boy and something clicked as to why he is complaining so much about this, and his wording on it.

Remember how Nintendo had made the NES Classic and SNES classic



But then they stopped making them when they were going to release a N64 Classic and started focusing on the Switch Online emulator service.

When Nintendo pivoted, they started making peripherals for each of the services starting with the NES. They release controllers for each to be used with the Switch while playing these emulators.



So now we reach the release of the virtual boy and DSPs crash out. Now from these two distinct products do you think the Virtual Boy falls under?



That retard was expecting it to be like his unboxing and playthroughs of SNES Classic/Sega Genesis Mini and didn't understand this was just another "controller/peripheral" for Nintendo to release with the launch of a new online service.

What an idiot

 

[johnkimble123]

Bro's been whining and bitching about the virtual boy shit and said " everyone did the same video I did reddit is poor and blah blah blah ack ack"

So I decided to look up some reviews like RGT 85 and a few others and I came with the conclusion that....they infact DID do a similar thing, but..........

- They made a video on it that was under 30 minutes, well edited, good camera work, a good single video
- They had great camera work to show the pieces, the hardware, even people showing the virtual boy gameplay from a nintendo video in red and black
- It was not a whole 4 hours of playing virtual boy and describing every minute for hours on end and begging
- Bitched heavy about no stream capabilities despite them saying this on the site, no one else was this delusional

So now that i gathered everything together I can calmy confirm....HE'S RETARDED!!!!

Phil sat there for nearly an hour doing spoken word gameplay commentary on a live stream. There isn't a person who did all of that.
It's the same thing of Phil saying everybody begs because most people who make Youtube videos do ask for some sort of support

What the FUCK is the point of building up an audience if you take a bathroom break and set up afterwards?

Mr. Demand That Every Game Not Waste His Time doesn't do shit like take a fucking piss break before getting on stream. It has to be a power thing, because he loves to make people just sit around and wait for him. I would bet he wastes 10 hours a week of stream time between the time he "starts" his stream to when he's "recording" 2x a day and the amount of times he just fucks off during stream. Hasan, he of making his viewers watch him eat and also fucking off mid-stream would think Phil does it too much.

 

[Huggler]

It's wild how many fucking people literally look at Phil, shake their head, and don't destroy the man. Phil's legacy of 25 years of looking like such a loser retard that most people refuse to just put you out of your misery.

I mean its easy to get pissed at phil and insult him by watching his streams and trying to be entertained by it, thats our position.
But imagine being in the position of phil trying to insult you, even personally... He's incapable of that.
Nothing he says can really hurt, and it is not about the words, its the very way he says it.

You can't get mad, he's that pathetic, you feel sad for him.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ur Future Stepdad must be one lonely faggot to hit the 3 big Phill needs every stream of:

1. Attendance - Homo is there every stream
2. Engage - hes typing away every stream
3. Support - He's such a pickme he's made his gimmick being the first to gift a sub to Phil. You know he's broke as fuck and donos Phil money he could really use, as he never does more than one sub, and then will usually follow it up with 500 kicks. So $20 a day, this dude gives Phil and has nowhere else to go.


Also, a lot of the dents are failed streamers. Stepdad is no different. I saw some of his streams a few months back. Pretty sure he had a pride flag avatar in his zombie survival playthroughs; his page was littered with ultra shit gaming streams. How sad must you be to look up to Phil? I guess why Phil needs to keep up his Larp as "the successful family man" is to impress these losers. /rant (sorry it's been dry on the Cyraxx end of things the last 3 weeks hahaha)

Stepdad's a creep and a loser. I know he's donated to BMJ before. He's trying to find a place where he feels important. It's the reason why I'm so against larping in Kick, cause it creates a community for losers like ICS and stepdad to get attention.

And like most of these regular donors, they live in squaller. If you looked at stepdad's room, it looks like a fucking college dorm since there's nothing really to decorate it and the bed is a cheap unfolding thing that is meant to be used temporarily and thrown away, so he's giving Phil money instead of improving his life. Guy looks like a fucking middle-aged boomer too.

Like I've said before, if we had a full phonebook of stepdad, he's probably enough of a tiny lolcow to have his own thread on the board. ICS would probably get a full thread outside this board like PWR

 

[neger psykolog]

It's amazing that it hasn't even been a full week since Khet physically assaulted Phil while he was on a late night call with his boyfriend Wings and we already go the Virtual Boy not-stream just a few days after that.

Very penultimate.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

What's funnier is that him getting boosted by others seems to have driven the whales away

It's more that it has made the whales contribute less.

Let's not forget there was also some whales playing retarded 5d chess by pretending to be multiple people to make Phail feel good.

They're stuck with Piggy in a weird parasocial relationship where they see themselves as Phail's saviour.
That's why they're all pathetic failed youtubers propping up an even more pathetic failed streamer, just to make "one of them" successful.

Intentionally or not, Pigroach curated that sort of audience.

 

[RougeRed]

It's amazing that it hasn't even been a full week since Khet physically assaulted Phil while he was on a late night call with his boyfriend Wings and we already go the Virtual Boy not-stream just a few days after that.

Very penultimate.

It's fucking wild how we are at a point of almost daily crash-outs. I remember weeks or even months going by with nothing interesting happening. I know this has been said a hundred times before, and I'm not saying it is, but it definitely feels like we're reaching the edge of something huge. Not sure what that would be for Phil besides crossing his arms, acting like a smug retard, and embarassing himself yet again, but it just seems like things are building to a breaking point.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

 

[DerelictOnion]

Those thumbnails are like going to a sandwich shop and noticing that the walls are covered with photos from the biggest disasters in human history. You lose your appetite and yet they are so morbidly fascinating you just can't look away.

 

[Power Glove]

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That is a face even a mother would punch, and probably should have.

 

[woc_krava]

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ASMON HAS SNAKED OUR KING AGAIN.

I think this might be the incident that makes Phil completely snap and lose his tenuous grasp on reality and sanity.

Could we still refer to the current events as the Asmongold Arc?

 

[neger psykolog]

I think this might be the incident that makes Phil completely snap and lose his tenuous grasp on reality and sanity.

Could we still refer to the current events as the Asmongold Arc?

No we can't.
Asmongold is a faggot. Even though he king snaked Phil a bit the real credit goes to PPP who really tore the bandaid off in a way no one had ever done with Phil before.

Asmongold is gay.

 

[thebigdream]

It's fucking wild how we are at a point of almost daily crash-outs. I remember weeks or even months going by with nothing interesting happening. I know this has been said a hundred times before, and I'm not saying it is, but it definitely feels like we're reaching the edge of something huge. Not sure what that would be for Phil besides crossing his arms, acting like a smug retard, and embarassing himself yet again, but it just seems like things are building to a breaking point.

Every narc has a secret upper limit of how much dissonance can exist between their internal and external worlds before they crack, no one except complete psychos can isolate themselves from reality. Getting positive attention from one of the top streamers, who is themselves a weird freak with a stupidly loyal audience much like Phil's, and then WITHIN A WEEK falling to a position worse than before, has been a terrible blow that he can't do anything to mask. Everyone down to his dents would agree that streaming with Asmongold as a small streamer should in 99.99% of cases improve your career, and Phil fucking fumbled it for everyone to see.

I don't think we're approaching total narc death, but a major part of Phil's ego has definitely been shattered, and his desperation is going to see him increasingly crash out in frustration. If the last week is anything to go by, this is going to be an absolutely kino year ahead of us.

 

[neger psykolog]

Every narc has a secret upper limit, no matter how absurdly high that is, of how much dissonance can exist between their internal and external worlds before they crack. Getting positive attention from one of the top streamers, who is themselves a weird freak with a stupidly loyal audience much like Phil's, and then WITHIN A WEEK falling to a position worse than before, has been a terrible blow that he can't do anything to mask. Everyone down to his dents would agree that streaming with Asmongold should in 99.99% of cases improve your career, and Phil fucking fumbled it for everyone to see.

I don't think we're approaching total narc death, but a major part of Phil's ego has definitely been shattered, and his desperation is going to see him increasingly crash out in frustration.

The most penultimate part about this whole thing is:
To basically everyone reading and participating in this stupidity it's a farce and a game. When Phil wakes up each day it's his life.

Narc death is gonna hurt.

 

[Balr0g]

HE’S GAY, HE’S IN THE CLOSET, HE WANTS THAT BBC

HE KILLED T BECAUSE T REFUSED HIS ADVANCES!
DSP IS A MURDERER! AND GAY!

 

[Baklava]

Phil is crashing out more frequently these days. It really makes you wonder how long someone can do this until they just snap, but really, the answer is that someone can loop like this for a very, very long time with enough dopamine and garbage to placate them the rest of the time. Phil exerts control (or attempts to, at least) by complaining and freaking out.