DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ZipDisk]

I would kill myself.

I had a manager like that. Douchescaped goatee before iron man, drove a miata.

We did EXTREMELY WELL, but every Sunday meeting (paid, but not a full day) He would go on and on about sled dogs and asses, and I'd just wish someone would silence him.
And then I'd go home to a wasted half day. Usually took a nap.

We were doing fucking fine, but he said the same shit every fucking time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil has created the worlds first audio gameplay walkthrough today and in 10 years when millionaires have been made from this he will still be at level one.

Are This Is How You Don't Say going to be the next hot detractor clips?

 

[neger psykolog]

but he said the same shit every fucking time.

Turkey subs help the most right now

 

[spacko]

he's still crashing out about the virtual boy stream

latest revision is everyone covered the virtual boy exactly the same as him with a verbal description and no gaming footage but he's the one that gets picked on because he's DSP

 

[Switch Mongo]

Weird, earlier in the same stream he said people that laugh at clips of him on Reddit are no load life losers...
Phil telling on himself never ends

Kahntext is key. And when people are speaking (facts) about phail it is out of kahntext. He really is so delusional.

Oh so the entire "text document" that LTG showed and DSP said it was what debts he owned when it was actually debts he paid

DSP immediately changed topic to schedule segment as soon as he realized he was totally wrong just totally fucking pathetic

This nigger has to spend so much of his time on his schedule autism. The schedule is on the twitter but we must go over it everyday while retard give me kahtribeautions.

 

[INirvana]

Bro's been whining and bitching about the virtual boy shit and said " everyone did the same video I did reddit is poor and blah blah blah ack ack"

So I decided to look up some reviews like RGT 85 and a few others and I came with the conclusion that....they infact DID do a similar thing, but..........

- They made a video on it that was under 30 minutes, well edited, good camera work, a good single video
- They had great camera work to show the pieces, the hardware, even people showing the virtual boy gameplay from a nintendo video in red and black
- It was not a whole 4 hours of playing virtual boy and describing every minute for hours on end and begging
- Bitched heavy about no stream capabilities despite them saying this on the site, no one else was this delusional

So now that i gathered everything together I can calmy confirm....HE'S RETARDED!!!!

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Ahhhh, yes! The first sign of being affluent, rich and successful! Waiting for the day he can refinance his middle-unit condo! Living the dream, Phil. We're all coping so hard with our savings and 401ks and cash on hand!

 

[INirvana]

Ahhhh, yes! The first sign of being affluent, rich and successful! Waiting for the day he can refinance his middle-unit condo! Living the dream, Phil. We're all coping so hard with our savings and 401ks and cash on hand!

Listen you mouth drooler, he's happy, he's rich, he's successful.

Ignore the 3 am drunk tweets
Ignore the calls to wings while drunk
Ignore the bankruptcy (he still has to pay the IRS)
Ignore him still doing tax fraud
Ignore him still playing WWEC (account has to be over 200k total)
Ignore his fat wife being depressed, fat, possibly going to die within a decade from it, sex-less life.

IT'S ALL TROLLS SAYING THIS WHILE IM WORKING OUT,BEING HAPPY, EATING PROTEIN FILLED MEALS, WIFE, RICH, ACH ACK ACK

 

[thebigdream]

Ahhhh, yes! The first sign of being affluent, rich and successful! Waiting for the day he can refinance his middle-unit condo! Living the dream, Phil. We're all coping so hard with our savings and 401ks and cash on hand!

Phil's got a 401k too $401k invested in WWE Champions

 

[johnkimble123]

I'm sure others have posted clips, I just made a small compilation showing how giddy he was to cover LTG. When is he ever this happy? Talking about how Dale's kid doesn't have a dad (shocking) and he could not be happier. He loves shitting on others, what a piece of shit. I didn't want it to be a long video but there's so many moments in this little drama segment where he has this smug look I want to clean off his face with a shotgun.

What do you have that you should feel superior to anyone? You have the body of a bag of milk that sat out in the sun for a week, you're a whiney bitchy faggot with no redeeming qualities, ruled by vices, no money, no skills, no love, no family, nothing. LTG is a deadbeat nigger lolcow, for sure, and I don't follow him so maybe I'm missing something but does Phil even have a notepad with his expenses listed? Or does he just wait for Klarna to tell him it's time for a payment. There is no universe in which I see Phil having a single thing over LTG.

Giddyboy-1.mp4

LTG has pity for Phil so badly that despite Phil constantly bringing up dude's bastard child, LTG hasn't once mentioned that Phil is married to a BBW. Well, maybe not the first B.

LTG, one of the most petty people on the planet, hasn't even touched the lowest of low hanging fruit about Phil.

It's wild how many fucking people literally look at Phil, shake their head, and don't destroy the man. Phil's legacy of 25 years of looking like such a loser retard that most people refuse to just put you out of your misery.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

What the FUCK is the point of building up an audience if you take a bathroom break and set up afterwards?

I included the second clip because he does his little "OK, there we go" EVERY SINGLE FUCKING time he sets up.

 

[Badlands0102]

Ur Future Stepdad must be one lonely faggot to hit the 3 big Phill needs every stream of:

1. Attendance - Homo is there every stream
2. Engage - hes typing away every stream
3. Support - He's such a pickme he's made his gimmick being the first to gift a sub to Phil. You know he's broke as fuck and donos Phil money he could really use, as he never does more than one sub, and then will usually follow it up with 500 kicks. So $20 a day, this dude gives Phil and has nowhere else to go.


Also, a lot of the dents are failed streamers. Stepdad is no different. I saw some of his streams a few months back. Pretty sure he had a pride flag avatar in his zombie survival playthroughs; his page was littered with ultra shit gaming streams. How sad must you be to look up to Phil? I guess why Phil needs to keep up his Larp as "the successful family man" is to impress these losers. /rant (sorry it's been dry on the Cyraxx end of things the last 3 weeks hahaha)

 

[neger psykolog]

but he's the one that gets picked on because he's DSP

Gamers, am I alone in not seeing the problem here?

 

[LieLieFyre]

DSP is the child LTG threw away.

 

[brightdebauchery]

I used to think Phil being gay/being into black men was far-fetched.

However it’s beyond question that he has an obsession with LTG.
I’m starting to lean quite strongly towards thinking he’s gay.

for me, this was confirmed during the recent god of war press release he watched, the one with the ostentatious homo black voice actor. phil usually loves punching down and will at least make some faces and gesture at what’s on screen if hes too pussy to make the comment himself.

he was fucking mesmerized by that guy. his eyes basically turned into cartoon hearts. not a bit of snark to be found.

HE’S GAY, HE’S IN THE CLOSET, HE WANTS THAT BBC

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I'm sure others have posted clips, I just made a small compilation showing how giddy he was to cover LTG. When is he ever this happy? Talking about how Dale's kid doesn't have a dad (shocking) and he could not be happier. He loves shitting on others, what a piece of shit. I didn't want it to be a long video but there's so many moments in this little drama segment where he has this smug look I want to clean off his face with a shotgun.

What do you have that you should feel superior to anyone? You have the body of a bag of milk that sat out in the sun for a week, you're a whiney bitchy faggot with no redeeming qualities, ruled by vices, no money, no skills, no love, no family, nothing. LTG is a deadbeat nigger lolcow, for sure, and I don't follow him so maybe I'm missing something but does Phil even have a notepad with his expenses listed? Or does he just wait for Klarna to tell him it's time for a payment. There is no universe in which I see Phil having a single thing over LTG.

Giddyboy-1.mp4

You gotta love how unsympathetic he is about the daughter. I'm gonna guess that at no point he gets serious or actually tries to call out LTG in a reasonable way, just giddy faggot-laugh because all he sees is something he can laugh at, not the fact that there's actual victims in this whole thing. This isn't making fun of someone for being poor, fat or bad at a videogame, this is like laughing at Rekieta but at no point saying what a piece of shit he is for child endangerment, just "lol what an idiot you do drugs". This is probably the one time Phil could have actually dunked on Dale and be mature and actually look reasonable and instead chose to show just how little empathy he has over the real victims.

He truly is incapable of seeing people as human beings, hell, I don't think he even realizes the implications of Dale being a deadbeat dad, all he sees is Dale being a stereotypical nigger and that's what gets him so giddy. You just KNOW Phil would call Dale a nigger if he could. There's just no way he wouldn't. People have said this before, but if Phil had a button that every push gives him 10 dollars but kills one person, he'd inevitably find a way to press it so much he'd break it. If he had a button to cause misfortune to people he doesn't like (like RTU's daughter being ran over or Wings' wife having a heart attack or a detractor getting stabbed to death) he would even be showing it off and threatening whoever says something bad.

Also, what is that he said? That if you have a good day when someone else has a bad one you are a piece of human garbage? He sure looks happy whenever he has to talk about someone else's bad days. I hope someone saves this moment for whenever there's the debate of whether Phil is evil or not. He is, he is just too fucking retarded, lazy and ultimately too much of a little bitch to ever be any threat to anyone, either physically or mentally, but if he was handed some power he didn't earn like most things in his life, you know he wouldn't hesitate to abuse it. That's why I can only laugh when he's drunk-calling Wings at 2am in a corner of his house while Kat goes to emasculate him, because he's a piece of shit. It's actually shocking how he's been such a piece of shit for so long.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Its time for pigs.

 

[neger psykolog]

for me, this was confirmed during the recent god of war press release he watched, the one with the ostentatious homo black voice actor. phil usually loves punching down and will at least make some faces and gesture at what’s on screen if hes too pussy to make the comment himself.

he was fucking mesmerized by that guy. his eyes basically turned into cartoon hearts. not a bit of snark to be found.

HE’S GAY, HE’S IN THE CLOSET, HE WANTS THAT BBC

Phil is bisexual.
He doesn't have sex with Khet and isn't straight.

He lusts after lowtiergod and other men which makes him gay.
His entire appearance, demeanor and haircut are that of a lesbian.

He is both gay and lesbian but not straight, therefore a real bisexual since that just means faggot in reality.

I think what I'm trying to say is that Phil Burnell is gay.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Ur Future Stepdad must be one lonely faggot

Pretty sure he had a pride flag avatar

You might have just cracked the code.

How many paypigs have really just been loney middle-aged gay men desperately yearning for the attention of the Italian Stallion Phil Burnell?

 

[GibMoneyPls]

You gotta love how unsympathetic he is about the daughter.

Every person suffering or worse off than Phil is another place higher he sees himself in the game of life.