DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fridge Raider]

Oh this did not disappoint. I knew this was gonna be good.

Spoiler: Longer clip of beginning of crashout

There is more but I don't have time to clip it

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I wonder how long it took him to read every reply on that LSF thread

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

220 IN PROGRESS! I REPEAT, 220 IN PROGRESS!

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

So...they make meaningful contributions to society while you pretend to still be a child in your 40s? That's a win?

You morahn. Phil is changing the world, he's exposing Nintendo and Crisol the titans of the industry are going down because Phil said something that was bad, was bad to a GIANT 150 person audience.

You all laugh now, but wait till Q4 (now, what do I mean by that?) In the later part of the year, Nintendo will be closing its doors. No one will talk about Crisol, Nioh 3 will be dumped in the landfill like ET. All thanks to DSP. So sit and spin.

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

I thought the internet likes Phil now?

 

[shekelshoah666]

Big ups to DSP for just being an infinite kahntent farm for KC and every detractor. Just fucking incredible how proficient he is at it.

 

[Free Jasper]

I’m glad detractors don’t bother him and he never addresses them.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

So what he was actually most triggered by was thinking all the views going around of his Virtual Boy coverage should have been his:

Always remember this when he pretends not to care about views anymore. Know that he is permanently MALDING over how low his views are and doing mental gymnastics about how he should still be getting a million views a day.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

220 IN PROGRESS! I REPEAT, 220 IN PROGRESS!


nuttin u can do.mov

The amount of dissonance going on in this man's head is astounding. He doesn't care, but he talks about it constantly, he's doing just fine, but he's complaining about the lack of support... This is why we love you, Phil. I would tell you to never change but that's superfluous.

 

[Saylos]

I really, truly cannot understand why he is so mad at Nioh 3.

Not everyone in the world is playing it 24/7 and almost 2 weeks later no one is talking about it 24/7 so it's a failure.
Was Nioh ever like a GIANT series? I'm looking up the steam charts which are obviously not super accurate. But there's more concurrent people playing Nioh 3 right now than have ever played Nioh 1, and the peak 24 hours beats out the highest Nioh 2.

Why is everything he says absolutely, always wrong? (rhetorical question)

also petty screengrab: Ver archivo adjunto 8578434

Because he's stupid and thinks in absolutes and comes to conclusions from an irrationally and emotional point.

 

[Minister of the Interior]

I really, truly cannot understand why he is so mad at Nioh 3.

Not everyone in the world is playing it 24/7 and almost 2 weeks later no one is talking about it 24/7 so it's a failure.
Was Nioh ever like a GIANT series? I'm looking up the steam charts which are obviously not super accurate. But there's more concurrent people playing Nioh 3 right now than have ever played Nioh 1, and the peak 24 hours beats out the highest Nioh 2.

Why is everything he says absolutely, always wrong? (rhetorical question)

also petty screengrab: Ver archivo adjunto 8578434

Wasn't his infamous jerking it moment during the Nioh alpha? He probably has some irrational grudge against the series.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So what he was actually most triggered by was thinking all the views going around of his Virtual Boy coverage should have been his:


stolen views.mov

Always remember this when he pretends not to care about views anymore. Know that he is permanently MALDING over how low his views are and doing mental gymnastics about how he should still be getting a million views a day.

How long until he adds up every restreamer and claims he's got 2.5k live viewers watching him every day just like how Gunt used to do a few years ago?

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

How long until he adds up every restreamer and claims he's got 2.5k live viewers watching him every day just like how Gunt used to do a few years ago?

I'm 99% positive he's already done that! I think more than once.

 

[johnkimble123]

Something else funny...

Phil hates pretty much everything in the world more than most KFs hate Phil

Thank god he met his fat wife, remember how angry he used to be?

 

[Free Jasper]

The guy is legit sick in the head.

*Spends nearly 1 hour moaning he’s a bullied streamer, people steal his clips and he just wants to be left alone as a serious streamer*

Literally 30 seconds later:

Phil (with the biggest grin you’ve ever seen): “Hey guys, look at these clips I’ve got of LTG! What a dirtbag! I’ve got wild speculation about him from what his detractors are saying.”

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I thought the internet likes Phil now?

 

[Pargon]

So what he was actually most triggered by was thinking all the views going around of his Virtual Boy coverage should have been his:


stolen views.mov

Always remember this when he pretends not to care about views anymore. Know that he is permanently MALDING over how low his views are and doing mental gymnastics about how he should still be getting a million views a day.

Jesus Christ this is like watching a man dying of thirst bite it inches away from a glacial oasis. He is SO fucking close to self-awareness, it’s literally a millimeter-wide canyon that his ego cannot leap

Phil. Bubbeleh. The reason why the viral tweet got exponentially more views is because all of the humor and entertainment you’re able to offer is secondhand. Just like any entertainer, streamers are fundamentally their own means of production, and your product is the entertainment and escapism you provide to your audience. What you are making, very few people have interest. What others are reframing you as is much more interesting to people. Your entertainment is being co-opted by others because you refuse to recognize, let alone embrace, what makes you entertaining to that much larger audience. You are being cucked out of your own worth, numerous times a day, and you are happy to have it happen. So I don’t really understand what the complaint is about. Now get back in your chair and snort and squeal, the restreamers need their nuggies, you dancing faggot

 

[shekelshoah666]

To sum up the current stream:

We are gonna have to post this every 10 pages or so from here on out aren't we?

 

[Optimus Crime]

Phil's autism probably doesn't let him realize that the majority of the internet knows he's absolutely retarded, greedy, and disgusting, but somehow because ten dents like him enough to drop 100$ twice a day, he feels like he's still got a shot.

Phil, you've had more shots in the last decade than most people see in their entire life and the one constant certainty is you will ALWAYS fuck it up. I've had an ex that looked just like Leanna and you know what's one thing I never did? Not fuck her when she gave me that body language, you fucking faggot. We broke up because she had to move back to Florida... Which let me find my current snooch, but seriously, never let a good thing pass.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

As a detractor, I'm eating so good every day, I don't even care about golddust anymore, I am only going for the nuggets. I do not have time for the gold dust anymore. It was less than a week ago when Phil called Wings, it was yesterday that Phil did the SuperBlindMan experience. It's too much.