DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

this is why i hope fighting games make a comeback soon. they never fail to put on the best possible displays of his retardation.

Congrats on getting what you wished for, dood.

DesperateSydePhil is back. This is not a drill. How much did Jaxx mortgage to promise to dump on Phil if he went back and played Street Fighter?
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For what reason? I thought dumping on bad games just to be mean was that toxic content that Phil says he's above? Just think. He's promised the world and the universe in terms of the content he's putting out this year. Oh we can just try new games on a whim. So what new game are we playing? Oh... the same fucking game that you played last year and the year before that. Say gang, remember when his new year resolution was to not get upset in fighting games and how quickly that went out? He always says things will be different right before going back to the same ol shit.

 

[Braowbun]

None of the shit he has, besides maybe his house, is entirely out of reach of a "normal person" who doesn't live like this. He doesn't have a ferrari or a hot air balloon and he isn't jetsetting around the world in first class seats, he isn't booking tables at nightclubs or snorting coke or banging hookers. He plays the same shitty console as anyone else does and has the same shitty phone as anyone else does - even his office has been noted as having absolutely miserable feng shui:

That shitty new clip on Lapel Mic got him mega excited. Even though he knows it sucks for audio. He can now do closet stream #4-5? with full Gay closet representation.
But yeah. Same fucking frozen egg breakfast meal every morning apart from iHop 1-2 times a week via UberEats.
I think I would have ended it by now if it were me.

 

[Braowbun]

I know this is probably said about almost every game he's ever played by someone, because he makes everything miserable, but this RimWorld stream has GOT to be the worst stream he's ever done.

He is literally not doing ANYTHING without sitting there and staring at the stream chat waiting to be told what to do. He isn't even giving a token effort to go into menus and figure things out on his own, no matter how simple.

I'm telling you, by the time he's 60 (if he makes it that far) his already melted brain is going to just be actual gin-flavored mush.

It is truly fucking agonising.
Sitting there just asking what do I do every fucking few minutes.
Think DAVE. The characters are humans. What do humans need in life?
Perhaps think as a human if you can and work from their. People need food, health, joy....
He is beyond the spazz. He only at the end of two whole streams discover the Pawns bio and stats.
The best Gamer in North America I think.

 

[Switch Mongo]

I don't understand what kind of retard would willingly ask a streamer to play a game you like, only to then hand hold them and give them a lack of genuine experience.

According to pigroach that’s how a games interaction is SUPPOSED to be played. Of course it is because whatever helps Phil is the right way? And you’re an idioT for thinking otherwise, he says. Personally I like seeing kick chat spam the Patrick boo emote and him feverishly checking chat. That’s how the chat should behave, how ever the fuck they want.

Not in Snort Korea.

 

[UncleTusky]

Writing off bad debt transfers from a contra-asset (allowance for uncollectable debts) to an expense (bad debt expense) which lowers taxable net income because Revenue - Expenses = Net Income, which lowers the amount of tax that has to be paid by a company, this increases the load on the other tax payers to meet the government budgeted income (taxes). DSP is far from alone in this, people that don't pay hospital bills have a hand in the skyrocketing costs of healthcare, even before we get to the fuckery that is the insurance industry.

In short, socialism doesn't work because of people like DSP.

Then we get to the fraudulent business deductions on his taxes, those artificially deflate the amount he pays and increase the burden on the rest of us accordingly. Washington residents get double-shafted since he pulls this on both federal + state (B&O) tax.

It may be chump change compared to what megacorps pull, but the best way to prevent large-scale fraud is to treat even minor fraud as a serious offense. It's similar to the "broken windows" logic that NYPD used to successfully fight crime in the 1990s.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

I'm a huge fan of the AI slop music he plays with no regard for tone/vibes of what's going on. My immediate reaction was that it was horrible, and it is, but it quickly turned to being incredibly funny for me. He once again demonstrates his retardation through playing completely unsuitable music for what is supposedly meant to be a chill hangout stream. BGM being loud with a high BPM while sitting there and talking about fast food or your back hurting is so funny. He literally can't do the most basic things correctly that I feel like would just come naturally to most people who even had 0 streaming experience.

I swear he was talking about his spine hurting or like putting his leg up on his lap or something while some kind of slop version of Bonfire from Breaking Bad was playing and it made me laugh quite a bit. Thanks for being such a retarded faggot Phil.

 

[marlimar]

Washington residents get double-shafted since he pulls this on both federal + state (B&O) tax

Washington state gets plenty of tax revenue from PPB with their 10% sales tax on top of their B&O tax, flat taxes stay winning.

 

[johnkimble123]

Washington state gets plenty of tax revenue from PPB with their 10% sales tax on top of their B&O tax, flat taxes stay winning.

Never forget he moved away from CT because they were boning him tax wise (5%+ income tax & 6.35% sales tax) to move to WA where he won't get boned (10.35% sales tax, ignored the ~1% B&O tax). Funny enough, CT lowered it's income tax rate since he left, so the difference when you include income & sales tax is lower there. Not to mention WA, specifically the Seattle area, is near the top in terms of cost of living expenses too.

And the sales tax matters because dumb fuck spends every dime he makes.

*also hilarious, Seattle/King County has a very high alcohol tax too, something like 20% I think?

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

DesperateSydePhil is back. This is not a drill. How much did Jaxx mortgage to promise to dump on Phil if he went back and played Street Fighter?
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I can't wait until he starts mashing the game controller AGAIN! and AGAIN! and then wage quitting again after a couple hours.

Especially if he somehow comes in with a Sagat (Doubtful if he would).

He once again demonstrates his retardation through playing completely unsuitable music for what is supposedly meant to be a chill hangout stream.

Disco synthwave or cheery Jamaican BGM as he meltdowns about how he is only getting 10 USD per day and nobody is watching him or licking his foot.

For Philip

Honestly? I guess it would be just more general, out of control insanity. If he runs out of games to wagequit he just does infinite "podcast" and "chill with phil" sessions effectively extorting viewers for money. I won't be surprised if he got banned from YT and Kick within 30 mins overnight in this year.

 

[UncleTusky]

Never forget he moved away from CT because they were boning him tax wise (5%+ income tax & 6.35% sales tax) to move to WA where he won't get boned (10.35% sales tax, ignored the ~1% B&O tax). Funny enough, CT lowered it's income tax rate since he left, so the difference when you include income & sales tax is lower there. Not to mention WA, specifically the Seattle area, is near the top in terms of cost of living expenses too.

And the sales tax matters because dumb fuck spends every dime he makes.

*also hilarious, Seattle/King County has a very high alcohol tax too, something like 20% I think?

And CT has a progressive income tax too, that is much more lenient on somebody with a declining income like Phil compared to WA's flat property and consumption taxes. Even the Snort Fort's appreciation doesn't help since his credit is too poor for a HELOC.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

DesperateSydePhil is back. This is not a drill. How much did Jaxx mortgage to promise to dump on Phil if he went back and played Street Fighter?
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The only games that are making money are those that a whale pays for. It’s time to call the Jaxx Razor signal

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Never forget he moved away from CT because they were boning him tax wise (5%+ income tax & 6.35% sales tax) to move to WA where he won't get boned (10.35% sales tax, ignored the ~1% B&O tax). Funny enough, CT lowered it's income tax rate since he left, so the difference when you include income & sales tax is lower there. Not to mention WA, specifically the Seattle area, is near the top in terms of cost of living expenses too.

And the sales tax matters because dumb fuck spends every dime he makes.

*also hilarious, Seattle/King County has a very high alcohol tax too, something like 20% I think?

this paints a better picture of what you are trying to say https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/State_Tax_Burdens_2022.jpg

he fucked off from CT to WA for that 1.8% of total less taxes.
if you combine this with the cost of living per state https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/cost-of-living-index-by-state
he went from one expensive place (index 112) to a bit more expensive place (114) to live and that 1.8% mean
he could easily pick new hampshire where he can enjoy another 2% less taxes overall, he could be near his parents so that they can drop off his laundry, so that he wouldn't need to foster a new khet.
other benefits between the 2 states
3.5% less niggers
10% less beaners
20% cheaper homes
2 hours away from his dying parents and his former boyfriend john rambo

but we are talking about phil here, if he was good at taking good decisions....

sources

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_median_home_price

https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/hispanic-population-by-state

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_African-American_population

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

DesperateSydePhil is back. This is not a drill. How much did Jaxx mortgage to promise to dump on Phil if he went back and played Street Fighter?
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It's amazing how often he just flagrantly proves no one should ever trust a word he says. Not that we needed any more evidence of this after his already disgusting nearly 20 year beggacy, but he has spent the last YEAR absolutely dumping on Street Fighter 6 every time it's mentioned! Snidely suggested that the streamers playing it only do so because they're a buncha loser nudnigs who have no other choice, and are a bunch of shills! There would be no POINT to playing Street Fighter 6 anymore because everyone knows it's a flawed game now and he wouldn't have any fun! Don't you want to see him have FUN?

It's a good thing all your fans are literally mentally retarded, Phil, or they might start to wonder why you seem to go back on what you say about so many things, all the time.

Anyways I hope he actually does play this, Street Fighter 6 probably did more to raise his blood pressure and bring us close to seeing him have a stroke on livestream than any other game.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

gonna scrub in casuals, won’t get as much controller smashing rage as when he played ranked. Plenty of excuses and lag I’m sure, plus a likely spergout on larpers asking for ranked. Wonder how much jaxx has saved up.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

According to pigroach that’s how a games interaction is SUPPOSED to be played. Of course it is because whatever helps Phil is the right way? And you’re an idioT for thinking otherwise, he says. Personally I like seeing kick chat spam the Patrick boo emote and him feverishly checking chat. That’s how the chat should behave, how ever the fuck they want.

Not in Snort Korea.

Yeah, his little rant about streaming is the chat telling the streamer what to do was wild. It really feels like he believes the chat is there to make things fun for the streamer and not the other way around. He kept saying "this is how other streamers do it!!" and I'm curious to know who he's watching because every other streamer I watch generally has rules about no backseating when they play a game, or at least aren't literally waiting for step by step instructions while they play a game. They fun of watching someone play a game and not playing it yourself is to see how they make decisions and react to things on their own.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

DesperateSydePhil is back. This is not a drill. How much did Jaxx mortgage to promise to dump on Phil if he went back and played Street Fighter?
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TBH Sf6 gave us some of the best Phil content in recent memory. I actually wouldn’t mind seeing him bring it back. The baby mode ranked system had his ego through the roof and really brought out the worst of his toxicity.

If he does bring it back I fully expect him to go out of his way to make it as boring as possible trying to avoid detractors clip farming him.

He won’t ever play ranked only casual. It’ll be like his cvs2 streams he’ll avoid or one and done anyone decent but play hour long sets against bots he can steamroll over.

 

[strandedcastaway]

That's a shame, but looks like its a pretty good prediction.

TBS is the only kiwi tube style detractors I enjoy.
Any suggestions for alternatives if they pack it in?

ALT and Meerkat do plenty of separate streams too. If you like them I don’t think you'll have a shortage of content unless Phil retires or something...

 

[Comma]

It's amazing how often he just flagrantly proves no one should ever trust a word he says. Not that we needed any more evidence of this after his already disgusting nearly 20 year beggacy, but he has spent the last YEAR absolutely dumping on Street Fighter 6 every time it's mentioned! Snidely suggested that the streamers playing it only do so because they're a buncha loser nudnigs who have no other choice, and are a bunch of shills! There would be no POINT to playing Street Fighter 6 anymore because everyone knows it's a flawed game now and he wouldn't have any fun! Don't you want to see him have FUN?

Literally 7 days ago:

• "It's BORING, that's why I stopped playing"
• "There's just NOTHING TO IT anymore!"
• "The FGC agrees with me: the game is now STALE and they're BORED"
• "I don't want to WASTE TIME on it"
• "It doesn't seem like a game that's worth my effort (lol) anymore"
• "It's just NOT FUN anymore"

You have to be legit clinically insane to shit all over a game like that, claiming it's dead and buried and a waste of time, and then 7 days later suggest you want to play it.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Literally 7 days ago:

I'm not playing Street Figher 6 anymore it's boring December28-2025.mp4
You have to be legit clinically insane to shit all over a game like that, claiming it's dead and buried and a waste of time, and then 7 days later suggest you want to play it.

He at minimum wants to lure Jaxx Raxxor (faggot) back in for at least one more big, juicy tip.

 

[Balr0g]

DesperateSydePhil is back. This is not a drill. How much did Jaxx mortgage to promise to dump on Phil if he went back and played Street Fighter?
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Calling all detractor SF player to curbstomp Phil in Casual matches (which are actually way better then ranked according to DSP himself)

Just a short list what he missed:
Elena, Sagat, Viper. Then we had a new balance patch a few weeks ago (I think it was weeks ago). He won't know what is coming unless he played offline. Maybe he is preparing a return for when Alex hits which would be early spring. Or he is sorely missing Raxxor's tithes because Raxxor only supports fighting games. More likely: he is running out of games to wage quit

And you know full well what the first streams will be: training mode, combo trials andd maybe Casual matches