DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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As per the part about his mom being a low-IQ whore
I'm not sure the she smoked while pregnant is truly a meme. Maybe glurped some tylenol too.

Could you imagine Phil on a honeymoon that's not a staycation? I think his brain would get overloaded.

He's never going anywhere. Maybe a trip back to CT but thats it imo.
He's stalling for time, letting kat fatten herself up more and saying that its not the right time since he's having more eyes on him (which is true atm)... Just enough time so he can say "Honey, we are too old to travel."
 
WWE Champions site has not updated info correctly for years. Stop using it for anything.
Don't be a masturhatorz. If I go there and it tells me he was just on at 1:05pm, then I go now and it says '4 hours ago' since it is 4 hours later, I'd have to think it's working.
Idk why you guys think Kat would even want to go out . She's most likely an hermit like Phil ..
Remember it's all Phail's narrative. Just like she's more of a fuck than a 3 Stooges act.
 
Idk why you guys think Kat would even want to go out . She's most likely an hermit like Phil ..
It's not what she wants, and I agree she's probably a hermit. She was a hermit type before Phil when she looked x100 better.

Phil knows the Mature Adult (TM) thing normal-style married couples do is go on honeymoons and vacations to expensive places.
 
Is Phil buying an L shaped desk because Asmongold has one?

Nah, he would never just copy the surface aspects of more successful streamers, believing it will magically make thousands of people clamor to watch him, would he?

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Is Phil buying an L shaped desk because Asmongold has one?

Nah, he would never just copy the surface aspects of more successful streamers, believing it will magically make thousands of people clamor to watch him, would he?

Amongold shows off his Desk
April 10, 2022:
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Phil attracting more faggots:
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the king is jolly and full of cum is probably the faggiest name this polack has written
 
Idk why you guys think Kat would even want to go out . She's most likely an hermit like Phil ..
Neither of them want to go on a honeymoon. The idea of spending a couple of weeks together is horrifying to both, but in different ways.

Jasper is a convenient excuse, and when he kicks the bucket they'll install another cat before either of them get any funny ideas.
 
He's never going anywhere. Maybe a trip back to CT but thats it imo.
CT is only happening for the following occasions:
1) Linda dies (not a given especially if David dies first)
2) David dies (not a given especially if Linda dies first)
3) An estate issue with a large payout that has to be resolved in person (assuming this is a real thing, I have never had to deal with a decedent's estate or something with a very large payout, let alone the interaction between the two).

If you don't believe me, when was the last time Phil mentioned something he misses from Connecticut or even just something that happened there (other than making more money)?

His whole world is that condo + the ~dozen chain stores/restaurants he splurges at on the Designated Day Off. Everything else is just an abstraction, things he only thinks about because he cannot have them. Just look at how he turned his parents down when they offered to pay for a honeymoon to Disneyworld (or was it Disneyland, I can't recall and can't be bothered to look) - he had a choice between a proper vacation and e-begging at home, and look what he chose.
 
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the fun part about spending 3k on gaming junk is that for that much you could probably afford a long weekend in japan for two. put in a little more and you can make it a whole week. (note this is not accounting for the extra seat that Kat would need to purchase to fit on the plane, nor her increased caloric demands)
I spent 2 weeks driving around Europe for less than this.
 
I spent 2 weeks driving around Europe for less than this.
Just imagine a moment a mini-arc of him vloging accross Europe where they'd get out the room. It'd be probably one of the best arcs, an instant classic. Him being surprised London is a shit hole, getting angry at Parisians for not speaking english and finally him being full of desillusions when visiting Rome.

I doubt he'd go somewhere else than capitals and in other countries than the UK, France and Italy. (Maybe Germany but I doubt it)

Seeing him in Poland among his people would be funny though.
 
Everything in his life revolves around convincing himself that his life is good, successful, and happy. It would be a sad story if he was anyone other than Phil Burnell.
The irony is, his never ending insistence of trying to make himself look better only makes him look worse. He doesn't understand that if he stopped all this buffoonery and got some self-awareness that it would do more for his career and reputation.

Also, I agree with @neger psykolog; he has OCPD. Deep down he knows things aren't right, but this mental illness (never ending regimes and idiosyncratic rituals) is a way of taking control of his life. However it's all superficial.
 
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A while ago I speculated that Phil has OCPD (obsessive compulsive personality disorder) which isn't someone having to wash their hands 8 times but rather a person who becomes totally obsessed with systems as a way to satiate their anxiety. I believe this clip paints a clear picture that Phil has OCPD or something very similar and is basically unable to not fixate on "support" or continuously "loop" about the same subjects.
I think the clips shows that I was correct. I think his alleged autism makes him extremely anxious all of the time and his way of dealing with this is extensive schedules and mental gymnastics and is the best explanation of the Phil we see today.

While it is true that he is dependent on "support" to survive (and also to waste money on stupid shit), I fully believe that the reason he is the way he is is that he is mentally/clinically totally obsessed with his little streaming game (subs, tips etc).

I made a penultimate style post in the DSP psychology thread with a bit of analysis of the clip and a self-affirmation that I was correct about Phil having either OCPD or something similar:


i think instead of begging he will replace it with talking about how he doesnt have to beg anymore. he will continue mentioning support and goals and kahntributions but qualify it with how he totally doesnt do it anymore. its begging without begging. the financial support will taper off and he will still be doing his daily audits. the narcissistic love bombing will turn into tocks sissity and the niceguyphil cycle will be over. the eventual crashout will be enormous

im a qualified armchair psychologist
 
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a bit of therapy and the great outdoors and no phone/online shit for a few weeks
While i don't follow Phil's antics for years now i have so in the past and was aware of him long before i knew of KF (making fun of DSP was an old /v/ staple) and honestly, i don't think therapy, going outside, whatever normie stuff you can think of that could help somewhat normal people just wouldn't work on Phil. Phil just doesn't seem like he's much "there", he does his usual Pigroach shit that he has been doing for years and will do so for years to come, neither feeling happy nor sad about it but nonetheless doing these things, incapable of change nor introspection. I am not even sure DSP truly registers that other people beside him exist, despite having lived with Khet for quite some time and before that with PandaLee.
I am also sure he would go crazy if he was ever forced to go cold turkey from electronics/any form of media distraction and be alone with his thoughts for five minutes.

Sounds a lot more armchair-y than i planned but this is honestly how i see him and his sad existence.
 
While i don't follow Phil's antics for years now i have so in the past and was aware of him long before i knew of KF (making fun of DSP was an old /v/ staple) and honestly, i don't think therapy, going outside, whatever normie stuff you can think of that could help somewhat normal people just wouldn't work on Phil. Phil just doesn't seem like he's much "there", he does his usual Pigroach shit that he has been doing for years and will do so for years to come, neither feeling happy nor sad about it but nonetheless doing these things, incapable of change nor introspection. I am not even sure DSP truly registers that other people beside him exist, despite having lived with Khet for quite some time and before that with PandaLee.
I am also sure he would go crazy if he was ever forced to go cold turkey from electronics/any form of media distraction and be alone with his thoughts for five minutes.

Sounds a lot more armchair-y than i planned but this is honestly how i see him and his sad existence.
For sure he's at a point where it's debatable if heavy intervention would even matter at this point. He's been doing this shit for almost 2 decades and by all accounts is not only addicted to gambling but is also an alcoholic.

The only reason I mention all of that stuff is not because it's likely to happen (it's not) but because it's the only way he'll improve as a human and maybe escape the hellish life he has built for himself.

Absent a prolonged intervention happening then I don't see any happy ending to this story - I suppose he's like any modern worker and is dependent on Google or some major company regularly giving him his payments and if that stopped he'd be quite literally fucked.

It's a fascinating story though. I remember reading a book about cities and how their existence allowed for "weird" people to exist as hermits and other such debatably unhealthy lifestyles. The book was called "The Lonely City" and was about artists - think of Red Dead Redemption 2 and how it is about modern civilization taking over the ways of the wild west and it's a bit similar.

The Internet is just the new big city and it enables equally bizarre "artists" like Phil or Foodie Beauty to live weird existences with weird audiences.

What happens when his systems fail? I don't know but I can imagine a larger YouTuber stepping in to help him at this point. Him doing interviews with big creators has unironically helped his PR.

Edit: but of course even if he massively fails and a big YouTuber bails him out with financial support it's still not going to go anyway at all towards fixing or at least improving Phil as a person - the YouTuber lifestyle has allowed him to be a recluse and hermit while talking massive shit all the time
 
What happens when his systems fail?
I've been morbidly curious about this for years now, not only regarding DSP. So many people are using these platforms as their only source of income, social contact etc. I would like to see YT, Twitch and all these platforms just disappear from one day to another (i know this most likely will never happen) just to sate my curiosity.
 
I've been morbidly curious about this for years now, not only regarding DSP. So many people are using these platforms as their only source of income, social contact etc. I would like to see YT, Twitch and all these platforms just disappear from one day to another (i know this most likely will never happen) just to sate my curiosity.
This is true but there has always been a hard to define "artist class" of people like bohemians, hippies, people that live in the bush and aren't even connected with society enough to actually need money.

It's just that in the pre-internet world these were roles that required not sitting in ones house and the ability to socialize well to the extent that they had a real life "social network"

What is more likely to happen than them not getting money is simply that onlinenl khantent becomes so commodified that they get literally no income from views. I mean that's almost already the case for many of them and it's direct contributions that are making them stay alive.

I kind of feel like YouTube and these other faggots need to begin having a sort of reputation system where outright scammers/liars like DSP have monetization pulled. The other ebeggers may lie a little but DSP has been a prolific liar about everything and is really nothing more than a modern day scammer. By all accounts he should have his livelihood pulled for being a scammer - not for being a beggar. He has lied through his teeth about everything and pressured his literally retarded viewers to send him money which he wastes away on a gambling addiction.

There will be other platforms and online culture and events that makes it harder for them to keep getting attention - but with many of them it is just people following them to see the train wreck in action.

DSP is just really well known because he's been around forever but I am sure there are tons of budding mini-DSPs on places like tiktok.
 
He has lied through his teeth about everything and pressured his literally retarded viewers to send him money which he wastes away on a gambling addiction.
This is what baffles me the most. To this day there are still those mongoloids that shower DSP with money, despite him blatantly lying to their faces pretty much constantly and delivering kahntent that is so shitty that calling it "sub par" would be a huge compliment. That shit really makes me think.

DSP is just really well known because he's been around forever but I am sure there are tons of budding mini-DSPs on places like tiktok.
100%. I don't use TikTok but just watching the average YT video makes me think that it's all just a massive grift for the average "creator". Channels with views in the hundreds and an equal amount of subscribers already doing Members Only videos, have Patreons and Ko-fi etc. And viewers actually throwing money at these retards, validating the grifters. It has taken on absolutely ridiculous proportions. No hate for the small channels that put out actual good stuff and want to be paid for it but these have become so incredibely rare (depends on the niche though, there's lots of great small channels in the miniature painting space for example). Sorry for veering a bit too off-topic for this thread.
 
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