DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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He's not a good entertainer but the anticipation of big money suddenly being dropped by some cripple does provide some level of excitement.
 
UsedUp dijo:
called it. Dsp is not gonna miss a meal. And as usual, lonely feeder-faggots giving a 43 year old closet homosexual moneyto eat food in front of them. Same with if you are a man and you give DSP money to keep playing Minecraft, you are a faggot. Dsp pulls the sky is falling and the lonely feeder-faggots show up on dsps payday from youtube, to throw money at him to watch him suck down fast food wishing it was dsp devouring their 3 inch wonders as they empty their wallets.
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Oh, thank goodness. I was so terribly, terribly worried of being denied the life changing experience of watching a balding 43 year old closeted homosexual, eat and then opine, on the gastronomical delights of 2 Doordashed McDonald's ADULT Happy Meals.


Has there ever been a DSP chat on KF?
 
Someone posted this pic on twitter
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Ignoring SlimKhat™ for the moment is there any explanation for Phil's scuffed elbows?

If you're tempted to Google 'elbow-gout' I recommend you don't.
 
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Getting back into watching this is how you don't plays but I cant stand the constant editing. Can anyone recommend any good channels that made some with minimal editing like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uFJpwK3q7o
Looks like this guy only did 3 sadly, the spiderman playthroughs a classic though.
I really remember them mostly just having the YT comments shown on the screen , not the re5 "BOOM" and the scene from half baked "boo this man" split in every 5 seconds. Guess it has been a while.
 
Holy shit I can't clip anything atm but can someone please archive him squinting like Mr. Magoo struggling to read out what Hamburglar's hobbies were on the collectible passport that came with his happy meal.
"Hobbies are LONG DISTANCE BUNS?!!? and FRANKS?!? tuhuhu what the hell does that mean?!?" Only for him to turn it to the camera and show that it very clearly says "Long distance runs and pranks" in size 28 bold font.
 
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BallsGuevara dijo:
I really wonder how long he can keep this up. People have been saying he was on his way out since at least 2013 but it seems like he's always going to have a few dedicated people that will keep him afloat through whatever comes up.
At some point, it has to end because everything does but at this point I have no way to predict when or how that will happen.

On the other hand, I like making fun of the pigroach so that's fine by me, baffling as it is
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Whatever happens, we all get to laugh at a 43 year old shut-in losing his shit because the "support" is drying up.

Also, this hasn't been mentioned yet, but Phil mentioned that he still dreams about his office job. Yes, THAT office job. I wish he would dream about actually finding a real office job, but since only a sucker work a 9 to 5, instead of being a mature adult with a business degree actually does.

Weird thought, but I think he wishes he could go back to a simple time in his life, ya know, the one where he wasn't a mature adult until he moved out to Washington - yes, he ACTUALLY said this - where he could go to his parents house and have din-din on the table and his clothes washed by his mom, while getting sloppy drunk in his overcrowded CTkhando, troll the old Shrouken fourms until 3AM and waddle his fat ass into work at the crack of 7AM, as he only lived 5 minutes away from his job, hungover and smelling of gin and regret.
 
Horned Rat Apologist dijo:
Imagine Phil on something like PCP.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay. Challenge accepted.
Comma dijo:
The past week or so I noticed DSP's live viewer count being pretty low at random moments, so since I was bored while battling the flu (:_(, I decided to dive into this a little deeper. This also ties into the observations about how utterly boring and low-effort his streams are.

I went through the archived re-streams and took the live viewer count from his own channel (DSPGaming) at hourly intervals, and these are the results. Not ground-breaking stuff by any means, but I wanted to share this anyway.

Early streams chart:
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Late streams chart:
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Raw data and averages

Early streams:
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Late streams:
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Some conclusions:
  • The average live viewer count is hands down abysmalfor a Youtube channel with 219K subscribers
    • not surpassing the 182 mark during early streams
    • not surpassing the 156 mark during late streams
  • The highest number of live viewers is 350
  • His best scoring streams were the two Battlefield 6 streams
    • more people tuned in just to see the train wreck of his game journalist-style skills
  • Looking at the average viewer count and his $150-per-stream goal, he basically expects literally every viewer to give him $1, which is absolutely insane
    • but in reality it's 3 to 4 whales coughing up 50-70% of the total amount of contributions, every single stream without fail
  • Everyone loves DSP now!
  • DSP is fat and I would not have sex with him
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Odd seeing how many times he was viewbotted.
arrivefriday dijo:
Is he really complaining about a 25h playthrough? What the fuck, he's worse than the zoomers who had their attention-spans disintegrated by TikTok at this point. What a fucking faggot.
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Because that's a 100+ hour game for him with begging, Kim Jong Un moderation, general assbaggery
UsedUp dijo:
Don't get it twisted, dsp is doing a dsp tries it today. Also its been pointed out by Poems on twitter, Cremps sub bomb that dsp has ignored and isn't today Kick payday? We'll see what we'll see.
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YouTube payday. He was always going to pocket that money. It's his proven scam.
Beverly Sutphin dijo:
"There is lighting coming from out of my curtains and it's bothering me." Phil, you're gonna be in shock when I tell you this, but that "light" is called the sun.
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I'm going with more kiddie LEDs installed behind them.
 
Shocked and Horrified dijo:
It's the Wolverine doll all over again. He's carrying on over not getting a toy in his adult Happy Meal.
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Ngl it does annoy me that the people who payed for this shit are the weens. Yeah, it use to be funny watching him eat like a ‘tard but now it’s boring. He’s only fun to watch when he crashes out over missing goals and not when he eating food. He only eat a little, cries and punch down on the people who worked there. I kind of wished the cologne review was the reward now. The weens would get ripped off since Phil would review dollar tree knock off perfume. Shit would be funny seeing try hards bitching about a middle age man spending 3 dollars out of 1500 for a cheap dollar store review.
 
This nigger is so fucking boring now, I kid you not, it took me over an hour and a half to watch DSP slops it. I kept pausing and doing chores and then returning because it was sending me to sleep.
 
neger psykolog dijo:
Also please call lowtiergod a nigger. I appreciate you sarcastically calling him "white dsp" and I have some respect for you calling him that but if you want full respect or people down here at the farms you have to call him a nigger. Do it in the colonel sanders outfit and I'll tip you $1000
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The reason why he keeps saying "white DSP" is because DSP is a real nigga, blacker than LTG, to the point where Dale might as well be white.
 
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