DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

To be fair to Phil the Mafia franchise does not have a good track record with their racing segments. The one in the Mafia 2 remaster was horseshit.

He was hitting walls and obstacles that were EASILY avoidable.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Every single game now he doesn't know where to go even if it has yellow paint, has no idea what is going on in the story, can't see what's going on because hes so far away from the tv and can't see his OBS cause the monitor is too far away.

Seeing him get lost in a very small section while almost raging when he never went close to the obvious buildings cause he didn't have a quest marker for 30 seconds is crazy.

 

[Switch Mongo]

bouta been another meltdown because this greedy nigger can’t handle not hitting the goal two days in a row. God damn dsp is the worst person..

Bonus: he starting looping until someone tipped a couple small tips lol

 

[A Piece of Coal]

“On-rails-style enjoyable game”

Truly a valedictorian

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Movie-style game Mafia fails to hit the goal again.

$78/$150

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Bonus: he starting looping until someone tipped a couple small tips lol

That Fox Mcfox guy is a dentractor sock. God this new tool just shows how fucking astroturfed Phil's donos are

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Starting to understand why DSP killed T... what did T do to him in a hotel room during a trip to play some SF2?

No no, Phil told T how he really felt, then killed T to keep his shame a secret…forever.
#Tdindu #Davegay

 

[RMQualtrough]

Movie-style game Mafia fails to hit the goal again.

$78/$150

I wanna see someone tell Phil to "go get his fucking shine box" when he starts begging in a Mafia stream.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Perhaps even the celebratory bubble blow.

Let's be accurate here..........................celebacy bubble blow

Tonight (August 11, 2025), Philip "DownFromTheRafters" Burnell confirms that he is a Size Queen.



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Listen, I don't know about you, but as far as I'm concerned, Triple P offering to fly DSP to Florida to hang out with him at Hulk Hogan's bar is way less gay than Mr. Darksyde telling a viewer that their penis is too small for him.

The Grift Continues . . .

Certainly no less gay than filming your boyfriend's feet in a hotel room to masturbate to from then on.

why does he keep saying "everyone has been asking for this" or it will "break the internet"
bro, literally nobody gives a single FUCK about either of you faggots.

He thinks it's a great sales narrative.

why his dick doesn't work now

All he has to do is look at his roommate for that to happen.

Like how Phil blacked out and lost an entire day after he smoked weed with his friend?

He blacked out and lost an entire day Friday after getting $1k. That's long forgotten already.

 

[Lean In Ban]

One of the more poignant moments of that RTU stream was when Rich asked Phil a reasonable question that he outright ignored as he was fumbling for the next slide.
That stream truly demonstrates how mentally fucked this fat greasy pollack is.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

One of the more poignant moments of that RTU stream was when Rich asked Phil a reasonable question that he outright ignored as he was fumbling for the next slide.
That stream truly demonstrates how mentally fucked this fat greasy pollack is.

The last Side Scrollers interview explains Phil in a nutshell. The entire point was waiting until the end for his "Go phruck yourself!" moment.

Shockingly, nobody wants to work with Phil after that, even fellow lolcows Wings and LTG.

Of course, it's all those trolls' fault.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This Minecraft night stream is going to be robust! He is going to name the ingame cat (if you pay him) and look at the loot from the last time he played!

Fucking hell that is actually what he advertised the stream as.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

What is up with him rubbing the mic all over his face lately? Seems very gay to me.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Very organic, just started chatting yesterday
bvan021

 

[shekelshoah666]

Very organic, just started chatting yesterday
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It's getting insane at this point it's every other fucking stream some new sock account to feed the pig after a missed goal

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

DSP begging his fans for his goals and in return he'll wear his sonic hat while eating hotdogs. Didn't know someone could be more in the closet than Tom Cruise.

most retarded edit ever - after 5 mins of begging, someone told him the promotion was over, DSP stopped his gameplay to check on fast food slop news.

 

[TheTractor]

Another DSP tries it with burgers and hot-dogs wow we've never seen those yet.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Phil lives in an alternate timeline where friends just casually spike each other’s drinks with date rape drugs.

I cannot wrap my head around this. Not only is Phail a closeted fag, but he's a conceited one who believes everyone wants him.

No one, gay or straight, wants Phail. He isn't a prize pig, he's just a pig.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Is DSP going to become just a Minecraft and Truck Simulator player exclusively? That would be pretty funny

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Flipperrex.
Account started talking in chat 6 weeks ago

Sega 1990
Has never talked in chat

ndo shows up and as mentioned yesterday, he hasn't talked in chat for over a year and a half.

Notice how fake and gay this shit is?

Edit:
Sonicmyshadow
never talked in chat