DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shuma-Gorath]

Wish to be the richest person in the world.

Sit in his chat with a username that makes it very obvious it's you. Give proof if necessary.

Watch him go mad as you selfishly just watch his content without giving him anything.

After a month or three of constant begging, finally gift him five bucks.

Then disappear from his chat. Never come back.

This can so easily become a monkey's paw...

You sit in Phil's chat as the richest person in the world and either 1) you get the sir treatment and Phil uses it to give hourly speeches about how the richest guy in the world likes him, or 2) he bans you after the tenth "ironic" demanding that you give him 10k in one go and you say no, which then he also uses to give hourly speeches about how he's so cool for banning the richest guy in the world.

In either case, the result is that now Phil has a bunch of people donating to him because of you since you're a billionaire and people for whatever retarded reasons love billionaires they think they can relate to (Elon Musk back then, Mark Cuban...), so by not giving him a dime you cause people to give him thousands, either to get your attention or out of spite. The result is you still get banned and Phil gives hourly bragging speeches because you made the mistake of ever interacting with him.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

why does he keep saying "everyone has been asking for this" or it will "break the internet"
bro, literally nobody gives a single FUCK about either of you faggots.

Plausible deniability. HE doesn't seek out the drama. He's just a poor ickle baby streamer who's trying to appease his audience.

He's now saying that he knew about the KC Vegas trip and was afraid of someone slipping him a roofie and some "gay shit" happening.

you could just... not drink? I'm sorry does this nigga think life is like the Hangover (style series of movies) And it's funny how brave he is now. Now its okay to address the hotel drama from back then. Fucking pussy.

 

[Lady Adjani]

you could just... not drink? I'm sorry does this nigga think life is like the Hangover (style series of movies) And it's funny how brave he is now. Now its okay to address the hotel drama from back then. Fucking pussy.

Just another thing to add to the bottomless bag of excuses as to why he can’t do x thing.

Phil lives in an alternate timeline where friends just casually spike each other’s drinks with date rape drugs. Solution? Never leave the house, sound good?

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Just another thing to add to the bottomless bag of excuses as to why he can’t do x thing.

Phil lives in an alternate timeline where friends just casually spike each other’s drinks with date rape drugs. Solution? Never leave the house, sound good?

Another thing he has in common with Mald Fagtree. Fagtree hands out sippy cups at his own parties so his own friends dont roofie each other.

 

[Julia Chang]

In what world does Phil live in where if you go out with the boys there's this high likelihood of spontaneous gay shit happening?
Like was said last week with DSP making fun of Dale for having a male roommate, insinuating he's gay because of it. That's... a fairly common living situation. For most people, living in the same house/apartment/dorm as another man does not mean you get an uncontrollable urge to suck his cock. I guess it's different for him? Do the gay rays normally compel him to do gay shit if he's within 15m of another man?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I don’t think there is a bigger thin-skinned bitch than Phil

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine being so desperate for money and attention that you practically break the record for mental gymnastics in order to disguise your obvious hypocrisies.

 

[plattschwanz]

For most people, living in the same house/apartment/dorm as another man does not mean you get an uncontrollable urge to suck his cock. I guess it's different for him? Do the gay rays normally compel him to do gay shit if he's within 15m of another man?

Reminds me of the gay jokes he did with Rambo in the hotel room. Maybe it's just him projecting his jokes onto others.

 

[shekelshoah666]

In what world does Phil live in where if you go out with the boys there's this high likelihood of spontaneous gay shit happening?

Starting to understand why DSP killed T... what did T do to him in a hotel room during a trip to play some SF2?

The stuff DSP has been saying the last few days is wild. Either he had some repressed shit surfacing or he is just losing it that quickly.

 

[Horned Rat Apologist]

Just another thing to add to the bottomless bag of excuses as to why he can’t do x thing.

Phil lives in an alternate timeline where friends just casually spike each other’s drinks with date rape drugs. Solution? Never leave the house, sound good?

Are you even friends with someone if they haven't tried to spike your drink with a date rape drug and sodomized you after?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I don’t think there is a bigger thin-skinned bitch than Phil

Kat. She’s fucking huge so her skin is now stretched thinner than Phil’s hairline

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Okay Mafia has been boring as fuck. But this racing part is golden. He blamed the game looking too realistic as the reason he was crashing into every conceivable obstacle he could, not the fact he was attempting to powerslide like he was playing mario kart.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Okay Mafia has been boring as fuck. But this racing part is golden. He blamed the game looking too realistic as the reason he was crashing into every conceivable obstacle he could, not the fact he was attempting to powerslide like he was playing mario kart.

He was missing obvious shortcuts too cause the game is too "photorealistic' and not the fact that he's got shit vision, doesn't wear his glasses, and sits 10 feet from his tv.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

He was missing obvious shortcuts too cause the game is too "photorealistic' and not the fact that he's got shit vision, doesn't wear his glasses, and sits 10 feet from his tv.

What Shortcuts? How could he see them? You think he had some kind of navigator telling him where to go or something?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil just got triggered by a single chat message about him being boring and not the game. That’s why you don’t need to super chat to trigger him, just a single free chat cruise missile can sour the fat faggot.

“If that was true, then why did I make tons of money last night on Truck Sim? I love embarrassing these dunces.”

Now he’s currently blaming the audience for low support and saying they can’t follow a narrative driven game. Fucking faggot.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

"People aren't used to these modern narrative based games anymore where it's a bunch of story, they can't handle it!"
-Man who is currently speedrunning through Death Stranding 2 as quick as he can and had a massive fake crashout over Kingdom Come Deliverance 2's cutscenes

 

[Schmeckel]

PPP offered to have the fat bitch come with them!

He was gonna get Air Horse One to take her all the way to Florida. What a guy.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

“If that was true, then why did I make tons of money last night on Truck Sim? I love embarrassing these dunces.”

Cause all the parasocial losers come out for those chill night streams.
NDO = hasn't talked in chat for 1 and a half years
Stepdad = Loser that spams in chat all night and will prob blow out his brains in the next 3 years
GuitarPlayer= Loser who argues right-wing politics on twitter and doesn't have a gf.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He just admitted he needs an icon to know where to go. Phil and his retards are why games like this piss-easy walking sim exist.

Edit: Nice juicy flail-beg. “Guys, get me to at least half my goal, please.” Followed by a nice, pathetic head shake.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

To be fair to Phil the Mafia franchise does not have a good track record with their racing segments. The one in the Mafia 2 remaster was horseshit.