DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King of Hateful Slurs]

This reminds me of a clip from, maybe 2018 or so, of Phil talking about penis enlargement surgeries and getting asked why he did so much research on it by a viewer. He got flustered and started insisting he was normal sized. I can't seem to find it again, though.

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Such a shame Mrhuth stuff got taken down that was a great channel with so many DSP clips

 

[Vic Viper T301]

The Kino retcon getting more and more delusional with every iteration. We've all seen the DM's where he is desperate to get on the show again and get those guys' validation, but in Phils reality he "just messaged them once in a while saying heey do you wanna put me on the show or whatever".

Remember when Phil said his reason for not doing any more collabs was the massive amount of work and time spent in DMs trying to coordinate and convince people to stream with him? Just another casual retcon.

 

[Moar Krabs]

The Kino retcon getting more and more delusional with every iteration. We've all seen the DM's where he is desperate to get on the show again and get those guys' validation, but in Phils reality he "just messaged them once in a while saying heey do you wanna put me on the show or whatever".

And of course he has to be a weirdo about the Hogan's Bar offer. Obviously, PPP was throwing a desperate attempt to get this guy to go along with some actually worthwhile content and Phil was just too much of a hermit to actually agree to doing anything outside of his ahffice. He could've just said, I wouldn't feel comfortable taking a gift that huge from someone, and that would've been perfectly understandable. But because it's Phil he has to quadruple down with his mantra of "I'm in my 40s and happily married" and again uses his wife like a shield (conveniently leaving out any mentions of her supposed health issues that he used as an excuse at the time).

Also, the term 'the human condition' refers to an age-old concept in arts and philosophy about pondering certain universal aspects of human life, like dealing with death and the fleetingness of time, the torrent of emotions that is at the core of our being, and how we relate to each other. But Phil just throws it out there when he things he has something profound to say about "society, man". He's like a child, hearing concepts and parroting them without grasping any of the meanings.

lol the weird thing about it was him validating why it was a good idea for him not to travel out of Seattle. "Why would I go to a bar in florida how does that make sense" gee Phil I don't know its almost like that's what you do when you have friends

 

[Stein Eleven]

Also laughing my ass off about Phil talking about the RTU documentary react like some sort of landmark piece of content. Yeah it brought in the money because of the novelty of DSP interacting with others, the KC clout and general dislike of RTU, but in the end it was just a KC react of your usual WHOA BUDDY fare. The only thing Phil added was sitting there grinning like a grey-white blob and sometimes interjecting with shitty rehearsed jokes and a ton of projection. Literally everything he said about Rich was applicable to his own shipwreck 'career'. He was just reveling in pontificating and shitting on someone in the safe protection of other, larger content creators. That stream wrecked havoc on his psyche that he still hasn't recovered from, judging by his Stockholm syndrome-like pride in that piece of misery brokering.

That ending speech with the chips shtick is still one of the lamest things he has ever done. To this day, I cringe every time I hear the YOU'RE FELTED BITCH soundbite.

 

[San Dimas High School]

That ending speech with the chips shtick is still one of the lamest things he has ever done. To this day, I cringe every time I hear the YOU'RE FELTED BITCH soundbite.

I always took it as RTU beat DSP because RTU wasn't mad about anything, just a pathetic fat man, but at least he didn't let DSP make him mad. When KC makes fun of RTU it's because it's funny and has a humorous bent. But DSP got all riled up and had to seethe. Over what? Who knows. Ultra rare RTU victory in my book.

 

[Stein Eleven]

But DSP got all riled up and had to seethe. Over what? Who knows.

Because Phil has built this history in his head of Rich going after him and his 'family' for ten years, and Phil was just this punched-down upon victim that had spent all this time suffering in silence, and now was time for the reckoning. Which is of course conveniently leaving out all the times when Phil fed into the feud by taking the bait every time and going on rants about RTU on stream.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I always took it as RTU beat DSP because RTU wasn't mad about anything, just a pathetic fat man, but at least he didn't let DSP make him mad. When KC makes fun of RTU it's because it's funny and has a humorous bent. But DSP got all riled up and had to seethe. Over what? Who knows. Ultra rare RTU victory in my book.

Don't forget the second he broke up with Kino Casino, DSP immediately ran to bring Rich on his podcast to be a witness to his "King Snake" bullshit, and RTU just no sold him the whole time. It's like there's a tier system with lolcows where no matter how bad they seem on their own, once they are next to a greater cow they come off "normal" and can get a couple wins by just looking rational in comparison.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Don't forget the second he broke up with Kino Casino, DSP immediately ran to bring Rich on his podcast to be a witness to his "King Snake" bullshit, and RTU just no sold him the whole time. It's like there's a tier system with lolcows where no matter how bad they seem on their own, once they are next to a greater cow they come off "normal" and can get a couple wins by just looking rational in comparison.

I had very little knowledge of RTU besides the fact he’s a tard, but he seemed legitimately normal on that king snake stream

 

[Whaler]

MY PENIS IS NOT SMALL.mp4
Such a shame Mrhuth stuff got taken down that was a great channel with so many DSP clips

I wonder if taking all those pills and using all those penis pumps is why his dick doesn't work now. I also like how he stated he "never had any complaints with the women I've been with." No shit dude, you've been with two girls and never slept the previous one and actively refuses to sleep with the current one.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Maybe I'm late on this one, but I was listening to Snort Hogan's recap of last night's stream, and apparently Phil has retconned the Hogan Bar trip again.

He's now saying that he knew about the KC Vegas trip and was afraid of someone slipping him a roofie and some "gay shit" happening.

Is Phil just broadcasting his sexual fantasies on stream? Because I don't know where else he would come up with something like that.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

Maybe I'm late on this one, but I was listening to Snort Hogan's recap of last night's stream, and apparently Phil has retconned the Hogan Bar trip again.

He's now saying that he knew about the KC Vegas trip and was afraid of someone slipping him a roofie and some "gay shit" happening.

Is Phil just broadcasting his sexual fantasies on stream? Because I don't know where else he would come up with something like that.

Like how Phil blacked out and lost an entire day after he smoked weed with his friend?

 

[woc_krava]

Don't forget the second he broke up with Kino Casino, DSP immediately ran to bring Rich on his podcast to be a witness to his "King Snake" bullshit, and RTU just no sold him the whole time. It's like there's a tier system with lolcows where no matter how bad they seem on their own, once they are next to a greater cow they come off "normal" and can get a couple wins by just looking rational in comparison.

This is actually accurate. I was shocked that Rich came across as reasonable and rational in the King Snake Level 666 podcast.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

This reminds me of a clip from, maybe 2018 or so, of Phil talking about penis enlargement surgeries and getting asked why he did so much research on it by a viewer. He got flustered and started insisting he was normal sized. I can't seem to find it again, though.

I hate to double reply, sorry autists, but I think I found the clip. Sounds like there's something said about dicks earlier on in the stream that prompts this
YouTube (Phil's channel)

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

he stated he "never had any complaints with the women I've been with."

The topic of sex would have to actually come up for them to get a chance to complain. I'm sure any time Panda brought it up he just giggled and played dumb until she got frustrated enough to leave the room, like in that video where he's filming their hotel room and she's literally bent over, ass in the air on the bed and he just says "uhh what are you doing?" as he kept touring the bathroom.
We should really change the term "pigroach luck" into something like "monkey paw luck" because everything good he stumbled into was just wasted anyways. He scored a teenage nympho, who regardless of your tastes we can agree is way above his league, but he's gay and only wanted her to act like his mom until he traded her in for a Midwest heffer. He stumbled into making over a million dollars and becoming one of the first big youtubers, but wasted or ignored every chance to capitalize and now has to keep begging to an audience of 100-200 retards and hatewatchers. He was granted a bankruptcy to clear most of his debt, but learned nothing and keeps spending every penny he gets until he can declare bankruptcy again. It's hard not to get angry whenever anything good happens to Phil, but just try to remember he will always fuck up and waste it anyways.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Btw, did you know that whale NDO103 (incel) hasn't talked in Phil's chat in over 1 and a half years? Yet he's propping up all these chill, fun, interactive streams?
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Though, I wouldn't be surprised if he was talking daily to phil in the secret discord.

That's why none of the whales ever chat. They get their up close and personal beg and seethe time with the king on discord

 

[00R-Gundam]

Guys i cracked the case, Dsp didnt want to go to Hogans Bar, not because its gay for dsp but because he cant leave his fat whale of a wife alone or she will eat all the food and drop dead and that would inconvenience dsp and his autistic schedule.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Rate me autistic but if I had 3 wishes from a genie, I just might use one to cut off Phil from his whales. The shadenfreude from his apocalyptic meltdowns would be more entertaining than whatever amount of money I could have wished for. I'd love to see how long he'd keep streaming for literally $0 just to own the trolls.

The I'd wish for eternal youth and perfect health, and I guess one hundred trillion dollars or something.

I'd use it to make him work at Youtube Customer Support

 

[BallsGuevara]

I hate to double reply, sorry autists, but I think I found the clip. Sounds like there's something said about dicks earlier on in the stream that prompts this
YouTube (Phil's channel)

The one I was thinking of was posted by @King of Hateful Slurs a few posts earlier in the thread, but this is good too. He's definitely researched it lol

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Is Phil just broadcasting his sexual fantasies on stream? Because I don't know where else he would come up with something like that.

Yes. He’s literally gay and I’m glad everyone is finally realizing it

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Guys i cracked the case, Dsp didnt want to go to Hogans Bar, not because its gay for dsp but because he cant leave his fat whale of a wife alone or she will eat all the food and drop dead and that would inconvenience dsp and his autistic schedule.

Shame you forgot one key piece of evidence!

PPP offered to have the fat bitch come with them!