DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Horned Rat Apologist]

Get your chromosome counts checked out, guys...

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So I assume this is Phil confirming he has some sort of multiple personality disorder because literally nobody anywhere on the planet wants to watch these two retards fight in Street Fighter.

 

[Power Glove]

All these paypigs are mentally ill.

Hate to state the obvious but to unironically enjoy Phil's content, you kind of have to be broken in the head by a substantial degree.

Meanwhile, according to him, his detractors are the retards. I mean, it applies to some folk like Steve and Indrid but that is neither here nor there. He's moved to a gated, community and has an elaborate camera system around his house out of fear of his retard detractors, go figure.

I genuinely believe the core audience he has feel some connection to Phil. Looking back on all the dents that have been exposed, there is a discernable pattern there. Any other normal streamer is probably off-putting, but with his alcoholism and retardation he really speaks to them. Phil has a fixed schedule so the ones with severe autism can plan that in, very nice.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Get your chromosome counts checked out, guys...

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why does he keep saying "everyone has been asking for this" or it will "break the internet"
bro, literally nobody gives a single FUCK about either of you faggots.

 

[gaarashatan]

i love yall, also dsp is a lying scumbag piece of garbooooooooooooo

 

[Balr0g]

why does he keep saying "everyone has been asking for this" or it will "break the internet"
bro, literally nobody gives a single FUCK about either of you faggots.

Because he still thinks he is hot shit. He also harped to joon about his doc premiere which actually broke the Premiere so joon had to silently upload the bloody thing. He thinks he can convert hate watchers to fans. As if. His chat alone repels most with his 24 hour sub only mode and then his Pig-Jun-Un chat moderation (well on youtube anyway, Kick is for the trolls) And pass that you get the typical beggar routine: begging for money, playing like a retard, acting like a retard, the meme-made-flesh game journalist. Fuck me, he often starts his streams and writes in chat "e right there I have to set up" Like my dude. He already rolls late out of bed (probably hung over) and he fails to set up his stream before going live? Geez man, he is just incompetent all around. He should thank his lucky stars he has dented fans. Someone play the bloody clip pls

 

[neger psykolog]

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These types of clips from classic DSP are unironically funny. I wish he kept his 90's wannabe shockjock shtick going and just ripped into all the homo and woke shit in games and made fun of minorities 24/7. Would be great.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

These types of clips from classic DSP are unironically funny. I wish he kept his 90's wannabe shockjock shtick going and just ripped into all the homo and woke shit in games and made fun of minorities 24/7. Would be great.

I'll give piggy credit for one genuine laugh out of me it was during that one sega cd game with Marky Mark where he said something about how shirtless Mark Wahlberg made his dick so hard he had to handstand to pee.

 

[Horned Rat Apologist]

Meanwhile, according to him, his detractors are the retards.

Some of Phil's biggest detractors are former fans of his so he's not exactly wrong. Its not like the aura of retardation suddenly dissipates when you come to your senses and stop giving him money.

 

[Stein Eleven]

The Kino retcon getting more and more delusional with every iteration. We've all seen the DM's where he is desperate to get on the show again and get those guys' validation, but in Phils reality he "just messaged them once in a while saying heey do you wanna put me on the show or whatever".

And of course he has to be a weirdo about the Hogan's Bar offer. Obviously, PPP was throwing a desperate attempt to get this guy to go along with some actually worthwhile content and Phil was just too much of a hermit to actually agree to doing anything outside of his ahffice. He could've just said, I wouldn't feel comfortable taking a gift that huge from someone, and that would've been perfectly understandable. But because it's Phil he has to quadruple down with his mantra of "I'm in my 40s and happily married" and again uses his wife like a shield (conveniently leaving out any mentions of her supposed health issues that he used as an excuse at the time).

Also, the term 'the human condition' refers to an age-old concept in arts and philosophy about pondering certain universal aspects of human life, like dealing with death and the fleetingness of time, the torrent of emotions that is at the core of our being, and how we relate to each other. But Phil just throws it out there when he things he has something profound to say about "society, man". He's like a child, hearing concepts and parroting them without grasping any of the meanings.

 

[BallsGuevara]

Some of Phil's biggest detractors are former fans of his so he's not exactly wrong. Its not like the aura of retardation suddenly dissipates when you start come to your senses and stop giving him money.

See: The entire SoK saga as evidence of this

 

[Horned Rat Apologist]

These types of clips from classic DSP are unironically funny. I wish he kept his 90's wannabe shockjock shtick going and just ripped into all the homo and woke shit in games and made fun of minorities 24/7. Would be great.

Imagine the hilarity if at the start of the trans nonsense years ago he started antagonizing troon twitter and yt channels with comments like "you will never be a woman." Just a tiny bit of backbone and he could have very easily had the resurgence he wanted and become a gouty Ben Shapiro.

 

[neger psykolog]

Imagine the hilarity if at the start of the trans nonsense years ago he started antagonizing troon twitter and yt channels with comments like "you will never be a woman." Just a tiny bit of backbone and he could have very easily had the resurgence he wanted and become a gouty Ben Shapiro.

He would've had his channel and everything banned because if there is anything more psycho than "detractors" it is deranged trannies calling tech CEOs homes at 3 AM in the morning to have "girl talk" with their wives.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Imagine the hilarity if at the start of the trans nonsense years ago he started antagonizing troon twitter and yt channels with comments like "you will never be a woman." Just a tiny bit of backbone and he could have very easily had the resurgence he wanted and become a gouty Ben Shapiro.

Already tried with DSP Pahlitics. Turned a failure like everything else he does. His only real skill is swindling people who are even more retarded than he is.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Rate me autistic but if I had 3 wishes from a genie, I just might use one to cut off Phil from his whales. The shadenfreude from his apocalyptic meltdowns would be more entertaining than whatever amount of money I could have wished for. I'd love to see how long he'd keep streaming for literally $0 just to own the trolls.

The I'd wish for eternal youth and perfect health, and I guess one hundred trillion dollars or something.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Rate me autistic but if I had 3 wishes from a genie, I just might use one to cut off Phil from his whales. The shadenfreude from his apocalyptic meltdowns would be more entertaining than whatever amount of money I could have wished for. I'd love to see how long he'd keep streaming for literally $0 just to own the trolls.

The I'd wish for eternal youth and perfect health, and I guess one hundred trillion dollars or something.

Wish to be the richest person in the world.

Sit in his chat with a username that makes it very obvious it's you. Give proof if necessary.

Watch him go mad as you selfishly just watch his content without giving him anything.

After a month or three of constant begging, finally gift him five bucks.

Then disappear from his chat. Never come back.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Imagine the hilarity if at the start of the trans nonsense years ago he started antagonizing troon twitter and yt channels with comments like "you will never be a woman." Just a tiny bit of backbone and he could have very easily had the resurgence he wanted and become a gouty Ben Shapiro.

Since Phil's level of "jokes" is calling someone gay, telling them to stick something up their ass, or scat, I've got a feeling this effort would have failed like every other non-gameplay thing he's tried.

 

[Free Jasper]

The professional gamer is upset there’s too much game in his videogame.

Kojima is such a fucking morahn (fake laugh to try and hide the moaning).

Kojima should tell you which side missions are good so you know which ones to do!
(What the actual fuck is this complaint?)


Also this made me laugh;

“I don’t think LTG actually wants the 5 grand….”

Gee, do you think you autistic fuck? Do you think maybe this is his way of telling you to fuck off? You’re too clever for us Phillip!! Truly the valedictorian!

 

[neger psykolog]

Wish to be the richest person in the world.

Sit in his chat with a username that makes it very obvious it's you. Give proof if necessary.

Watch him go mad as you selfishly just watch his content without giving him anything.

After a month or three of constant begging, finally gift him five bucks.

Then disappear from his chat. Never come back.

Hard n word pass.

Wish to be the richest person in the world.

Sit in his chat with my username from here so he can make a penultimate philsaneger mistake again.

Tip like $5-1,00 per day which equals about $10-30,000 USD a month. Never stop. It's just enough money for him to do literally anything when it comes to improving his life and taking khet for a holiday and fixing his house or paying off his mortgage or visiting his parents (none of which he'd actually do). In fact I think I would give a few gap days/weeks just to keep him and the "audience" (which is 99% hatewatchers, enablers and people roleplaying as his "ideal fan") permanently edging as I goon to their anger.

Watch all the detractors go fucking insane and MATI at me on k-farms and all the detractor news network channels and shower me with negative attention that I just paste on my k-farms profile page because its funny (I already do this with people that get MATI over me using the word penultimate too much in my community happenings posts).

Watch with zero surprise as he devours the $1000 per day with premium sushi doordash orders, a new leased shit-tier BMW, buys a gold plated toilet seat for his streaming wheelchair thing and continues to furiously spend 99% of his money on WWE Champions and does nothing meaningful to improve his life.

Watch with zero surprise as he increases all his goals to like $4000 per day and hardcore begs like fuck regardless of the amount of money he gets.

Don't spend any money on improving myself or my own life circumstances and ignore doing anything with the other two wishes because the endless seething would endlessly entertain me.

Actually scratch that, for my second wish I would ask for the tumbleweed forums to return and for KGhaleon to return.

For my 3rd and penultimate wish I would wish for derish to be unbanned - the streams just aren't the same without him.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

“I don’t think LTG actually wants the 5 grand….”

Gee, do you think you autistic fuck? Do you think maybe this is his way of telling you to fuck off? You’re too clever for us Phillip!! Truly the valedictorian!

I don't think he really expects Phil to bench and squat 315lb either. Unless that was just a clever way of telling Phil to go fuck his wife.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Someone play the bloody clip pls

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