DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Random but I've always wanted to know what kind of tipper DSP is.

I'd say slightly above black guy.
A few years ago someone asked if he supported any other streamers or content creators. His answer was "we (him and his wife) watch the ads and that's our support". The way he said it was really retarded too. I'll try to find it.

 

[ManakaLala]

Sitting in silence, wearing his frowniest grumpy face for a solid 5 minutes as a dent copypastes instructions to the game in chat. Amazing gameplay.

 

[Switch Mongo]

phil keeps getting attention for all the wrong reasons and I love it. Viral GOONER, viral game journalist. Lol Get aids, pigroach

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

A mature background and a mature haircut for a mature streamer.

 

[shekelshoah666]

>When you're giving a heartfelt conclusion to your story, but all he gives you is that #73$Stare from the white void and tells you to hurry up.

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E: Gee, DSP! Your mom lets you have TWO failed gameplay streamers donating tonight?!
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Wtf is going on man there has been like 6 failed gaming streamers in 2 weeks. Is there a secret discord of failed gaming streamers who are DSP fans?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

CAN YOU NOT FEEL THE POSITIVITY AND FUN?

And no, this video is not muted.

2:11

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Random but I've always wanted to know what kind of tipper DSP is. Obviously I'm not going to spoon feed the irony here, but most people who have made a living off tips are very good tippers in return. I would bet, however, that DSP is a strict 10% tipper, maybe 15% if someone recognizes him as the king of the livestream, the inventor of let's plays, the inspiration for pewdiepie, and the master of meaningful content. But in situations where tipping is not as universally standard or known, like with taxis/hairdressers/bellhops/etc., I bet he's very much a "no one told me!" kind of selfish. I would also guess his doordash orders are frequently declined and only picked up by the desperate.

We can also assume that "they should get a real job!" is also not off the table as an excuse based on his online tantrums, which is hilarious.

0-10%

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

I don't know how the dents can get this type of treatment and not revolt. He demanded $100's, threatened to quit the game if he didn't get his money and all of a sudden is ok with playing it again, even though they didn't get to his arbitrary $100 goal. Nice failed scam Philbert!


EDIT -
beg tweets are back on the menu bois!!!

 

[A Piece of Coal]

A mature background and a mature haircut for a mature streamer.
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Jesus fucking tap dancing Christ. That’s the worst blending job I’ve ever seen. Somehow he’s going to the same person and they are getting worse at their job.

Kind of like Phil frfrfr

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Shitty walking sim didn't hit the goal either time it was played, stays in the rotation. Other games fail to hit the goal just once, they get dropped like a rock.

 

[RougeRed]

It's because he was the first dumbass who recorded himself masturbating in a live stream, that's why he's "The Guy". Phil can cope all he wants about how people have done worse and how him beating off on camera wasn't even explicit, but that's missing the point. The point is he's the first retard that actually did it because he's that fucking stupid. Phil beating off on camera isn't funny because the obvious, it's funny because he had to do it ON CAMERA. Like of all places he had to do it, he chose to do it live and in the one place he shouldn't have. This is why him trying to make fun of Destiny or ProJared didn't work, because those were private videos that got leaked, so regardless of the person or context, in the end those videos were not supposed to be public, whereas Phil beating off on camera was entirely his doing, it wasn't an evil mod turning the camera on or changing scene, nor it was Leanna leaking some private video, no, it was his dumb ass.

It's similar to Pewdiepie and the bridge incident. Of course many have called people nigger in videogames out of anger, it's something people can relate to, but why do it live when you are a known streamer? That's why both May the Burst and The Bridge Moment stand out, they aren't the worst, most heinous things caught on camera, but both were the first notorious cases of people doing that. It doesn't matter if someone like Rich sucks on a cucumber or PPP shows his asshole to the camera, in the end Phil Burnell is the guy who pioneered the "beating off on camera" genre. Anyone who does it will automatically be linked to DSP, and that being his true legacy will always be funny.

And of course, him being incapable of just rolling with the punches is why it becomes even funnier. Pewdiepie has accepted what he did and can even joke about it, but Phil is still making excuses about it.

Never forget that he finished and immediately started talking to the stream. He didn't get up and come back. He didn't clean up.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

You're right, Phil. No one wants to hear from Rooflemonger about EVO.


They should check out YOUR channel instead:


Reminder: Rooflemonger and DSP have similar subscriber counts.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Shitty walking sim didn't hit the goal either time it was played, stays in the rotation. Other games fail to hit the goal just once, they get dropped like a rock.

DSP likes walking sims because his Pigroach Processing Unit(PPU for short) can't handle high-paced action-packed combat-style gameplay and talking about how cool he is at the same time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Imagine paying someone to humiliate you like this. Repeatedly.
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There isn't a hair cutter around that would risk getting fired for this. And, we would never hear the end of how he paid for something and they fucked it up royally. Khet does his hair with a Flowbee hence why he never says a word about it.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

There isn't a hair cutter around that would risk getting fired for this. And, we would never hear the end of how he paid for something and they fucked it up royally. Khet does his hair with a Flowbee hence why he never says a word about it.

I can believe that Kat thinks she's the master of makeup and she shares Phil's hair dye.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Shitty walking sim didn't hit the goal either time it was played, stays in the rotation. Other games fail to hit the goal just once, they get dropped like a rock.

If he wasn’t so close to the end I think he would have dropped it after today tbh.

This also sets him up so next time he plays he can finish in an hour at most then has the rest of the stream to beg and do Q&A.

 

[Switch Mongo]

Jesus fucking tap dancing Christ. That’s the worst blending job I’ve ever seen. Somehow he’s going to the same person and they are getting worse at their job.Kind of like Phil frfrfr

This might have already been mentioned but you know Phil has told his barber about his “career” and if they looked into his content it’s very possible they can be considered a detractor. Just giving him worse and worse haircuts. “Thanks for the chill haircut dood!” Meaningful haircuts

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I thought his haircuts were the one thing he left the house for. But the three squares in the side of his head tells me that the horsewife is cutting his hair. Even left a long line in his head trying to clip those pesky hairs next to his ears.

 

[BlastMonk]

He didn't clean up.

Unless you're in team no load, which makes Phil saying it as an insult even funnier

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

There isn't a hair cutter around that would risk getting fired for this. And, we would never hear the end of how he paid for something and they fucked it up royally. Khet does his hair with a Flowbee hence why he never says a word about it.

I'm just shocked a Hermit like DSP is actually leaving the house to get a haircut.

I would have thought he would get Khat to give him the Bowl cut special.