DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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I hate how Phail describes "American" Thanksgiving, "July 4th, American Independence day." If someone from another country is watching a middle-aged loser play video games (poorly) on YouTube while speaking English that accent, they can probably guess he's American or Canadian. Most likely, they're aware of our holidays.

Like Phail, his descriptors are unnecessary.

Yes, I know Leaf Land has their own Thanksgiving. That's why I included them.
 
I hate how Phail describes "American" Thanksgiving, "July 4th, American Independence day." If someone from another country is watching a middle-aged loser play video games (poorly) on YouTube while speaking English that accent, they can probably guess he's American or Canadian. Most likely, they're aware of our holidays.

Like Phail, his descriptors are unnecessary.

Yes, I know Leaf Land has their own Thanksgiving. That's why I included them.
Shout-out to the full-time girlfriend and serious adult house.
 
Forgot wavy existed, he’s a giant “meme bro” faggot, but Phil will rage over it; however, it will bring more people to his streams and he will get more donos. It won’t be like moist critical downie fans did to Phil, but he will get money from it. I wish ”content creators” would stop making videos on Phil. Phi is boring when he meet his goals.
Or the normie reddit brained niggercattle bred and raised in snark subreddits will start harassing him. Once a lolcow hits mainstream, people not tempered by kf will start fucking with them.
 
Stupid rollback barber shop netcode. The trimmer dropped the inputs and lagged out. Nothing he could do. Snort. You can help by tipping now.

Random but I've always wanted to know what kind of tipper DSP is. Obviously I'm not going to spoon feed the irony here, but most people who have made a living off tips are very good tippers in return. I would bet, however, that DSP is a strict 10% tipper, maybe 15% if someone recognizes him as the king of the livestream, the inventor of let's plays, the inspiration for pewdiepie, and the master of meaningful content. But in situations where tipping is not as universally standard or known, like with taxis/hairdressers/bellhops/etc., I bet he's very much a "no one told me!" kind of selfish. I would also guess his doordash orders are frequently declined and only picked up by the desperate.

We can also assume that "they should get a real job!" is also not off the table as an excuse based on his online tantrums, which is hilarious.
 
Random but I've always wanted to know what kind of tipper DSP is. Obviously I'm not going to spoon feed the irony here, but most people who have made a living off tips are very good tippers in return. I would bet, however, that DSP is a strict 10% tipper, maybe 15% if someone recognizes him as the king of the livestream, the inventor of let's plays, the inspiration for pewdiepie, and the master of meaningful content. But in situations where tipping is not as universally standard or known, like with taxis/hairdressers/bellhops/etc., I bet he's very much a "no one told me!" kind of selfish. I would also guess his doordash orders are frequently declined and only picked up by the desperate.

We can also assume that "they should get a real job!" is also not off the table as an excuse based on his online tantrums, which is hilarious.
I am guessing Phil tips like a fat Black woman with three babies at home with grandma
 
Random but I've always wanted to know what kind of tipper DSP is. Obviously I'm not going to spoon feed the irony here, but most people who have made a living off tips are very good tippers in return. I would bet, however, that DSP is a strict 10% tipper, maybe 15% if someone recognizes him as the king of the livestream, the inventor of let's plays, the inspiration for pewdiepie, and the master of meaningful content. But in situations where tipping is not as universally standard or known, like with taxis/hairdressers/bellhops/etc., I bet he's very much a "no one told me!" kind of selfish. I would also guess his doordash orders are frequently declined and only picked up by the desperate.

We can also assume that "they should get a real job!" is also not off the table as an excuse based on his online tantrums, which is hilarious.
Boring answer, probably whatever Doordash defaults to for a tip. Less boring reasoning, hermit Phil is terrified of people and doesn't understand social interactions, so I think he believes if he doesn't do an average tip, the delivery driver will kick his ass. I remember when he was shopping during the pandemic and was surprised he didn't see any fights in the store, and we know how he avoids Walmart and similar places because he thinks knife fights are constantly happening in the parking lot.

But in a situation where there isn't a default tip option, I could see him tipping nothing and claiming ignorance/nothing he could do because the bugged tipping mechanics didn't tell him how much to tip.
 
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Support is low and the game isn't short like people said. DSP is playing well and not getting stuck and it's still going to take another stream to beat!
 
im so glad he'll never live this down
It's because he was the first dumbass who recorded himself masturbating in a live stream, that's why he's "The Guy". Phil can cope all he wants about how people have done worse and how him beating off on camera wasn't even explicit, but that's missing the point. The point is he's the first retard that actually did it because he's that fucking stupid. Phil beating off on camera isn't funny because the obvious, it's funny because he had to do it ON CAMERA. Like of all places he had to do it, he chose to do it live and in the one place he shouldn't have. This is why him trying to make fun of Destiny or ProJared didn't work, because those were private videos that got leaked, so regardless of the person or context, in the end those videos were not supposed to be public, whereas Phil beating off on camera was entirely his doing, it wasn't an evil mod turning the camera on or changing scene, nor it was Leanna leaking some private video, no, it was his dumb ass.

It's similar to Pewdiepie and the bridge incident. Of course many have called people nigger in videogames out of anger, it's something people can relate to, but why do it live when you are a known streamer? That's why both May the Burst and The Bridge Moment stand out, they aren't the worst, most heinous things caught on camera, but both were the first notorious cases of people doing that. It doesn't matter if someone like Rich sucks on a cucumber or PPP shows his asshole to the camera, in the end Phil Burnell is the guy who pioneered the "beating off on camera" genre. Anyone who does it will automatically be linked to DSP, and that being his true legacy will always be funny.

And of course, him being incapable of just rolling with the punches is why it becomes even funnier. Pewdiepie has accepted what he did and can even joke about it, but Phil is still making excuses about it.
 
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Support is low and the game isn't short like people said. DSP is playing well and not getting stuck and it's still going to take another stream to beat!
It's a funny feeling that oddly has only surfaced as of late with Mario Kart I think.

I want him destitute, but if Lance shows up and forces him to play this another stream of this, I'd fully support his retarded decision to blow his money and force Phil to suffer under his own dog-shit gaming skills.

E: God has decided to punish my hubris, he's threatening to wage quit already as I type.

Also, here's another failed streamer trying to milk attention from DSP with a 13$ donation
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I'd be suicidal too if I were this much of a fag buddy, maybe be better?
 
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God has decided to punish my hubris, he's threatening to wage quit already as I type.
I watched for 5 minutes and he went from whining about how shitty it is that the audience doesn't like every game he plays, and how he really likes this game and he wants to see the ending. 5 minutes pass and he's whining about how he hates this game and wanting to quit it because he doesn't know what to do in the game. Such a strange, strange man.
 
Another failed gaming streamer long time fan showed up and dropped $13. We just had the most insane dead air segment I've seen in awhile everyone thought the stream was broken.

He fucking hates this game so much.

Genuine insanity segment where he was stuck again on a puzzle and King Furbs writes him a paragraph on what to do in chat and then DSP doesn't acknowledge him and pretends he figured it out and praises the puzzle.
 
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