DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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For whatever reason, during his gorge-fest he paused and said he didn't contact shake n go before hand for a planned review. What a completely normal thing to mention.
That'd be hilarious if part of the reason he pushes so hard for goals so often is he was stockpiling a bunch of KAHNTENT showing himself reviewing fast food to send out and try to get free food for his "successful youtube food review channel". It's not enough to get $1500 to buy it himself anymore, now he wants to double dip and get sponsors on top of it.
 
For whatever reason, during his gorge-fest he paused and said he didn't contact shake n go before hand for a planned review. What a completely normal thing to mention.
"Oh, that is wonderful sir! What is your Youtube name so we can send it to corporate for possible future reviews?"

After 5 minutes of Dave explaining his history. (He only got to Donald Trump failing to pay his bills to the helicopter company part)

"... Uhhh ... Please don't eat our food on camera, sir."
 
That'd be hilarious if part of the reason he pushes so hard for goals so often is he was stockpiling a bunch of KAHNTENT showing himself reviewing fast food to send out and try to get free food for his "successful youtube food review channel". It's not enough to get $1500 to buy it himself anymore, now he wants to double dip and get sponsors on top of it.
The only reason he'd mention it is to get it for free. Then he'll try to triple dip by claiming it on taxes.
 
Phil's big rant today was a big mess for numerous reasons but one little part that I found funny was his insistence that he's changed and he's more successful than ever because he play the games that YOU want him to play.

So... for 10+ years you operated a business centered around people watching you play games without considering if people want to watch you play the games? Am I understanding this right? It took well over a decade of doing this for a living for you to sit down and think "I should play games that people want to see me play for this job I have where people tune in to see me play games". This is the narrative we're going with?

It's another case of Phil existing in a perpetual present. Past Phil was such a nitwit retard that I cannot believe thought what he was doing was smart. I, current Phil, truly have achieved chim. Savings? Health? Sounds like future Phil's problem to me bucko. I'm living life 10 goals at a time.
The past and the future do not exist and are merely canvases for present Phil to paint whatever narrative is the most immediately beneficial on a surface level for him at this exact moment.
My favorite part was something like this:

Someone in Chat calls him out for wagequitting all these games this year.

Phil calls them a combination of: moron, dunce, idiot, stupid, mouth drooler
Phil proceeds to try to prove them wrong by cherrypicking games he knows he finished to the end(which is very few in comparison since he takes months to finish them)
Proceeds to prove them right by listing the rest of them where he has wage quit and dropped.

Reminder, is is the same prestream where he talks about how he quit Tony Hawk due to
#1. The trolls make fun of him for sucking
#2. His fingers hurt
The best for last...
#3. The goal didn't get met

So that raises more things we knew was real but hearing from his own mouth.
He is quitting games, because of the possibility that trolls will laugh at him for playing them bad.
This explains all these boring sandbox sim games and how much he loves these walking sims. He is just terrified of more Game Journalist memes.
 
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Did you see Phil struggle with Mario Kart World and the new Donkey Kong? Two games made for children to pick up and play, and he sucked at them both.
I'm not even exaggerating, hes playing THPS 3+4 like hes never picked up a controller before
I think there is something wrong with his brain and he is mentally regressing. Mental illness? Developed learning disability?
 
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He is quitting games, because of the possibility that trolls will laugh at him for playing them bad.
He also had that rant bitching about the games journalist viral tiktoks because muh out of context and "they're not gonna show all the times where I was a god gamer". 15 years later this nigga is still seething about every single TIHYDPs. 15 years later this nigga still unironically believes the "I can play any game at a professional level" delusion.
 
Damn he didn't even stall for the hail mary he just said fuck it I'm out. Also I'm pretty sure he let it slip that all of his tips are prearraigned since he said "next week is a marathon" instead of "if we hit 10 goals theirs a marathon"
 
Also I'm pretty sure he let it slip that all of his tips are prearraigned since he said "next week is a marathon" instead of "if we hit 10 goals theirs a marathon"
He has issues differing between possibilities and personal bias as definitives. I think this is the same sort of stuff as his "you didn't actually beat me, the game lagged" (a.k.a. "you are not supposed to beat me, the game lagged") rants.
 
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