Dave'sWeakestDent
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Absolute gold, i lose my shit every time
great Pop editing
So glad he clipped it.
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Absolute gold, i lose my shit every time
great Pop editing
great Pop editing
That'd be hilarious if part of the reason he pushes so hard for goals so often is he was stockpiling a bunch of KAHNTENT showing himself reviewing fast food to send out and try to get free food for his "successful youtube food review channel". It's not enough to get $1500 to buy it himself anymore, now he wants to double dip and get sponsors on top of it.For whatever reason, during his gorge-fest he paused and said he didn't contact shake n go before hand for a planned review. What a completely normal thing to mention.
"Oh, that is wonderful sir! What is your Youtube name so we can send it to corporate for possible future reviews?"For whatever reason, during his gorge-fest he paused and said he didn't contact shake n go before hand for a planned review. What a completely normal thing to mention.
The only reason he'd mention it is to get it for free. Then he'll try to triple dip by claiming it on taxes.That'd be hilarious if part of the reason he pushes so hard for goals so often is he was stockpiling a bunch of KAHNTENT showing himself reviewing fast food to send out and try to get free food for his "successful youtube food review channel". It's not enough to get $1500 to buy it himself anymore, now he wants to double dip and get sponsors on top of it.
My favorite part was something like this:Phil's big rant today was a big mess for numerous reasons but one little part that I found funny was his insistence that he's changed and he's more successful than ever because he play the games that YOU want him to play.
So... for 10+ years you operated a business centered around people watching you play games without considering if people want to watch you play the games? Am I understanding this right? It took well over a decade of doing this for a living for you to sit down and think "I should play games that people want to see me play for this job I have where people tune in to see me play games". This is the narrative we're going with?
It's another case of Phil existing in a perpetual present. Past Phil was such a nitwit retard that I cannot believe thought what he was doing was smart. I, current Phil, truly have achieved chim. Savings? Health? Sounds like future Phil's problem to me bucko. I'm living life 10 goals at a time.
The past and the future do not exist and are merely canvases for present Phil to paint whatever narrative is the most immediately beneficial on a surface level for him at this exact moment.
Did you see Phil struggle with Mario Kart World and the new Donkey Kong? Two games made for children to pick up and play, and he sucked at them both.
I think there is something wrong with his brain and he is mentally regressing. Mental illness? Developed learning disability?I'm not even exaggerating, hes playing THPS 3+4 like hes never picked up a controller before
The funny thing is sucking at games is the one thing that could possibly get Phil to go viral like he so badly wants, but his narc ego cannot allow it.He is quitting games, because of the possibility that trolls will laugh at him for playing them bad.
He also had that rant bitching about the games journalist viral tiktoks because muh out of context and "they're not gonna show all the times where I was a god gamer". 15 years later this nigga is still seething about every single TIHYDPs. 15 years later this nigga still unironically believes the "I can play any game at a professional level" delusion.He is quitting games, because of the possibility that trolls will laugh at him for playing them bad.
He has issues differing between possibilities and personal bias as definitives. I think this is the same sort of stuff as his "you didn't actually beat me, the game lagged" (a.k.a. "you are not supposed to beat me, the game lagged") rants.Also I'm pretty sure he let it slip that all of his tips are prearraigned since he said "next week is a marathon" instead of "if we hit 10 goals theirs a marathon"
He looks like an inbred creature a noble family would keep locked up in their basement out of shame. periodically throwing it left over pieces of meat.
I'm pretty sure I've said this before on this thread but I'd pay good money to see crack or methsydephil
You know Bossmanjack exists right? You could just switch cows.I would unironically be willing to open my velcro wallet for a PhilSmokesCrackREAL arc
RACE WAR PART 2: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2018-06-03-fgc-feud-lowtiergod-vs-darksydephil.43869/post-22130156Ver archivo adjunto 7716955
Mr. “I’m above drama” and “I don’t have time for drama” is trying to get LTG’s attention again.
From the guy who made both Low Tier God and ReviewTechUSA look reasonable, by the way.Ver archivo adjunto 7716955
Mr. “I’m above drama” and “I don’t have time for drama” is trying to get LTG’s attention again.