DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

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his ability to invent new expressions is genuinely impressive.

 

[Whaler]

Even if he got a lawyer to rep him fully in court so he wouldn't have to make an appearance (and idk if that's even allowed without some kind of medical exemption, in which case lol Phil going to a doctor), we'd all still win because then he'd be the little pig in the brick house too afraid to come out to face the Big Bad Wolf. Phil loses even if he wins any kind of lawsuit of that nature because

If he doesn't show up to court, they will dismiss his case, even with his lawyer present. Phil has no medical reason as to why he can't show up outside of not wanting to leave his house.

a) he's imagining H3H3 levels of payout when he is nowhere near H3H3 levels of views, possible revenue or notoriety (thanks to social media for giving every user easy stats on how numerated their popularity is, the Zuck gave us the social score years before China had the idea),

As I've said before, he wouldn't be getting any pay outs. He's openly stated that the detractors take his content and edit it to make him look bad and that's all lies and slander. It's not stealing if it's edited and filled with stuff taken out of context to make him look bad. He has also openly stated that he's fine with people taking his content and editing it after his streams are over and he's gotten the views from it (so he can get the most money). Any court will listen to that and agree that it's either not theft, or Phil will have to agree that everything people are saying about him is true. He won't admit to that, there's actually a lot at stake if he does. His bankruptcy was built upon spending 5k+ dollars a month on his business.

Although on the topic of lies, Phil claimed during his Arlecchino (boss of Lies of P DLC) that he mastered Malenia and beat her first phase without getting hit. The actual truth is that it took him over 140 attempts and he kept spamming the jumping R2 attacks to stagger her while also spamming the Blasphemous Blades Art of War until he got lucky and killed her.

 

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holy shit lmfao I did not see this coming.

 

[Pargon]

Although on the topic of lies, Phil claimed during his Arlecchino (boss of Lies of P DLC) that he mastered Malenia and beat her first phase without getting hit. The actual truth is that it took him over 140 attempts and he kept spamming the jumping R2 attacks to stagger her while also spamming the Blasphemous Blades Art of War until he got lucky and killed her.

I watched those attempts. Anyone who died as many times as he did to her rot bloom at the start of her second phase doesn’t get to brag about their fight performance.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

First it was "snack pizza" and now "snack burger" that's pure fatfack talk right there.

I'm pretty sure he also talked about cheeseburgers as a night snack at some point before.

a) he's imagining H3H3 levels of payout when he is nowhere near H3H3 levels of views, possible revenue or notoriety (thanks to social media for giving every user easy stats on how numerated their popularity is, the Zuck gave us the social score years before China had the idea),

That's also assuming H3 wins, which can go either way since he's on record saying he quite literally orchestrated the whole thing to bait those people. I have no doubt that his jewish black magic and the power of capitalism will give him the edge, but even with such a foundation for a legal argument, one simple statement can bring his whole case down. Phil has literal hours of footage of him stating that restreamers, detractors and trolls don't affect him or his livelihood.
I really don't know what Phil's thinking here, this is some "Requiem For a Dream" levels of delusion. Is he expecting that once the H3 thing happens, lawyers will swarm him for the opportunity to sue Doody?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Who exactly would Phil sue at this point anyways? Fred Fuchs and the Sons of Kojima? EvilAJ? Stuttering Craig? Jaha? Doo-dee? Memeology? ALT and the rest of the WPIG crew? Lewdacris for mocking The King with a pot noodle video? BroSydePhil? Gundam? Phil's shit list is longer than the empire state building is tall.

We need to trick the Pig into doing a Birthday Marathon For Jayde. Jayde Joy DSP for some Jayde reason. Lets make the Pig do something nice for his only real fan just to piss him off. I think he said his Birthday is July 20th but I too high to larp too well tonight.

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[fresh pair of socks]

I'm pretty sure he also talked about cheeseburgers as a night snack at some point before.

From what I remember, Phil told a story that he and his fat wife were craving burgers after dinner, so they doordashed some late night cheeseburgers.

 

[Fapcop]

From what I remember, Phil told a story that he and his fat wife were craving burgers after dinner, so they doordashed some late night cheeseburgers.

Phil always talks about how his waif is his “best friend”, but you just know that 90% of the time they spend together consists of the two sitting and stuffing their pie-holes in awkward silence, except for the slobbering and pig-style-eating sounds.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This idiot sure must love being humiliated.

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[PetiteDragon43]

Phil always talks about how his waif is his “best friend”, but you just know that 90% of the time they spend together consists of the two sitting and stuffing their pie-holes in awkward silence, except for the slobbering and pig-style-eating sounds.

Never forget the time, on his day off, his Internet died or some shit so he booted up a random night stream instead of spending time with this Angel who does so much and whom he wants to spend more time with but can't. People were literally telling him to just go spend time with Kat and Phil's answer was "And do what? We can't watch any if the streaming apps."

I'm going to keep saying it until I'm proven wrong this man is not married. No human being can treat his spouse the way he does and just live with them. The health flexing alone is incredibly mental.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Never forget the time, on his day off, his Internet died or some shit so he booted up a random night stream instead of spending time with this Angel who does so much and whom he wants to spend more time with but can't. People were literally telling him to just go spend time with Kat and Phil's answer was "And do what? We can't watch any if the streaming apps."

I'm going to keep saying it until I'm proven wrong this man is not married. No human being can treat his spouse the way he does and just live with them. The health flexing alone is incredibly mental.

Remember: He's very busy with his mature style adult life though.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSP eating fries like a duck is horrifying. No teeth interaction at all. It's like he's begging someone to ask when was the last time he went to the dentist.

 

[Sampi]

Do we know if ICS is really one of the new socks ? If so is he officialy crazier than OIC ?

 

[Fapcop]

DSP eating fries like a duck is horrifying. No teeth interaction at all. It's like he's begging someone to ask when was the last time he went to the dentist.

Take your bets: Will Phil drop his Feasting with the Pig segments once he realizes that nobody is actually interested in his opinion on random fast food slop? (And that they’re just suggesting it to give Doody & co some horrific PIG SOUNDS clips?)

Or is love for sitting and huffing overpriced, lukewarm fast food so high that he’ll just take the humiliation?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

That's also assuming H3 wins, which can go either way since he's on record saying he quite literally orchestrated the whole thing to bait those people. I have no doubt that his jewish black magic and the power of capitalism will give him the edge, but even with such a foundation for a legal argument, one simple statement can bring his whole case down. Phil has literal hours of footage of him stating that restreamers, detractors and trolls don't affect him or his livelihood.
I really don't know what Phil's thinking here, this is some "Requiem For a Dream" levels of delusion. Is he expecting that once the H3 thing happens, lawyers will swarm him for the opportunity to sue Doody?

Honestly I don't see how Ethan's legal team will possibly overcome Kasey's strategy of deleting the evidence then claiming she was too high to remember reacting to it.

 

[northamericanape]

Phil spent his wedding night arguing with trolls on twitter. That is the only evidence needed to say Phil and Kat's "marriage" is one of convenience, not the bullshit "she's muh soulmate" he likes to tell his retards.

The difference between the video of him and Rambo (they said you're a gay boy) and the Phil and Kat video (when she made her first appearance) is a great representation of how Phil actually feels about someone he likes.

 

[Rustybuttons]

Take your bets: Will Phil drop his Feasting with the Pig segments once he realizes that nobody is actually interested in his opinion on random fast food slop? (And that they’re just suggesting it to give Doody & co some horrific PIG SOUNDS clips?)

Or is love for sitting and huffing overpriced, lukewarm fast food so high that he’ll just take the humiliation?

the latter lmao

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Take your bets: Will Phil drop his Feasting with the Pig segments once he realizes that nobody is actually interested in his opinion on random fast food slop? (And that they’re just suggesting it to give Doody & co some horrific PIG SOUNDS clips?)

Or is love for sitting and huffing overpriced, lukewarm fast food so high that he’ll just take the humiliation?

Has he suggested other recurring things that could replace it? He needs something (anything!) to nag the dents with and the food spectacles require zero effort and are (in his flat head) on brand.

 

[Fapcop]

Has he suggested other recurring things that could replace it? He needs something (anything!) to nag the dents with and the food spectacles require zero effort and are (in his flat head) on brand.

Well, cologne reviews are def out since Phil has the emotional maturity of a five year old.

Hope the LARPers can convince him of something equally dumb. Like hat or vest reviews?

I bet you he’d take the bait if you played it up as a “mahture, ahdult” choice and played to the wish he has of being taken “seriously”.

I liked how the kino leaks confirmed that it’s really eating Phil that he’s being seen as a joke.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Take your bets: Will Phil drop his Feasting with the Pig segments once he realizes that nobody is actually interested in his opinion on random fast food slop? (And that they’re just suggesting it to give Doody & co some horrific PIG SOUNDS clips?)

Or is love for sitting and huffing overpriced, lukewarm fast food so high that he’ll just take the humiliation?

Has he suggested other recurring things that could replace it? He needs something (anything!) to nag the dents with and the food spectacles require zero effort and are (in his flat head) on brand.

This freak made nearly every aspect of his life something his audience can pay him to see. Putting on his fucking underpants and socks. Eating dinner. Drinking. Cleaning his office. Picking up groceries. Paying taxes and bills. Back in the day you'd have to pay him to wear glasses that literally were meant to help his vision. Everyone brings up the cologne but we almost got hand washing streams. So when I say almost every aspect I mean everything you see on the camera is what this boring sicko does aside from kissing his wife. I wonder what it would take for him to say fuck it and fire up the OnlyDents. Now what do I mean by this?
"Well you guys saw me ejaculate on camera already back in 2016. So this should be nothing new. So if we hit the 200$ goal today i will turn on the face cam and yank off"
So I'm not sure if there is anything else he can trick his parasocial retards into paying him to do but if it hits THAT point, I'm bowing out of this hellhole.