DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Odd question: Does Phil’s brain dead gameplay of your favourite game ruin your enjoyment of the game?

No, I just hate when he plays games that I enjoy. Phil's obnoxious pretending to be a master of Chrono Trigger irrationally upset me.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Fun question for the board.

One of Phils neighbouring khandos goes up for sale and you buy it. How do you fuck with Phil without giving the game away?

Blasting Liquid Richard too obvious and ChaKing songs are right out, however tempting.

buy the loudest most niggerish unmuffled car/truck I can find and turn it on whenever he opens his window.

 

[Culex]

Odd question: Does Phil’s brain dead gameplay of your favourite game ruin your enjoyment of the game?

Quite the opposite for me, I’d love to see him fail at The Binding of Isaac some more.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

It's the little moments that make Phil such a fucking asshole and that's what you just can't understand if you're a tourist.

So someone tips like 2 dollars to Phil and asks for cat advice with a bunch of questions. Naturally, Phil just has to be a fucking asshole about it, and instead of replying to a few of them, he dedicates a few minutes to just berate the guy and say why asking a bunch of questions is stupid, only to not reply a single question. Then he goes on a tangent about how other streamers just don't even reply to contributions and he's different because he appreciates everyone who donates (despite the fact he didn't reply a single question the other guy asked), and when someone mentions something about it, Phil dedicates yet another few minutes to the original guy asking about cats, not to reply, but to continue berating the guy for asking so many questions.

In the time he dedicated to just bitch about someone asking too much he could have done an entire Q&A about cats. All while saying it is an interactive stream and he acknowledges every donator.

The segment today about how he didn't understand why Mike Clum wanted to record him on his day off for the documentary was crazy lol. That's the entire point of a doc is to see what the fuck someone does behind the scenes.

That was wild. "That would be so intrusive!"

THEY'RE MAKING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT! OF COURSE IT'S INTRUSIVE!

And of course he goes "well that's none of your fucking business!" yeah, right. It's not like mr. Internet Tough Guy actually let him in his house. Why wasn't Phil so tough and rejected this offer if it was so intrusive? At this point Mike should just release whatever footage he got, because now even he is getting shit on and he didn't even do anything, Phil is just being a fucking asshole but not when the person is right there, he has to wait until they've gone away and then he's the toughest motherfucker on the planet.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Odd question: Does Phil’s brain dead gameplay of your favourite game ruin your enjoyment of the game?

Nah. If it was a streamer I liked and they were doing stupid shit in a game I liked it would annoy me, but expecting DSP to be anything but retarded is silly at this point.

 

[Lord_Point]

Fun question for the board.

One of Phils neighbouring khandos goes up for sale and you buy it. How do you fuck with Phil without giving the game away?

Blasting Liquid Richard too obvious and ChaKing songs are right out, however tempting.

My first thought is to take one for the team and seduce the horse wife, but honestly would that really bother him? So seduce his door dasher i guess?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Odd question: Does Phil’s brain dead gameplay of your favourite game ruin your enjoyment of the game?

No, but it does increase the thoughts of hoping Kat accidentally sits on him.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I wish we could get a live feed of DSP’s parents seeing Kat as a fat fucking bitch for the first time. They’ll probably be happy Phil doesn’t want kids.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I wish we could get a live feed of DSP’s parents seeing Kat as a fat fucking bitch for the first time. They’ll probably be happy Phil doesn’t want kids.

They probably think Kat would eat their grandkids before they got to see them.

 

[Digger10]

Phil is just being a fucking asshole but not when the person is right there, he has to wait until they've gone away and then he's the toughest motherfucker on the planet.

People say that Jaha should have kicked his ass, but he already acts like someone who's afraid of getting beaten up. Is it even possible for him to be more cowardly than he already is?

 

[San Dimas High School]

now he wears shirts with a more professional look.

He thinks his gamer chair is an office chair and his office is a studio. Most words have lost all meaning to him.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

He thinks his gamer chair is an office chair and his office is a studio. Most words have lost all meaning to him.

Phil also thinks he's a mature adult, and an obese roommate and a cat qualify as a family.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I wish we could get a live feed of DSP’s parents seeing Kat as a fat fucking bitch for the first time. They’ll probably be happy Phil doesn’t want kids.

Doesn’t Dave like fishing? He’ll be happy his son caught a whale.

 

[Telemeter]

Fun question for the board.

One of Phils neighbouring khandos goes up for sale and you buy it. How do you fuck with Phil without giving the game away?

Blasting Liquid Richard too obvious and ChaKing songs are right out, however tempting.

Join the HOA, and just knock on his door whenever he's in the middle of a beg, keep asking about things, keep asking about the wife, keep asking about fees, keep asking about inspections, the lawn is too long, there are too many cameras, gate code is changing, saw the Kahmcast technician around, asking about problems with the house, any broken pipes or appliances, etc.

Always right in the middle of a beg, his favorite part of streaming (he would actually enjoy being pulled away from a game).

He's going to ask to stop knocking, but just ignore him and keep doing it cause its about important adult-style household business.

Eventually when he complains about it on stream, go to him (again, in the middle of a beg) and tell him, "So, Phil, I happened to catch your stream today, we need to talk man".

From that point on he would be incredibly paranoid to talk about the state of the house, and of course, whenever he does, go and knock on his door again.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

People say that Jaha should have kicked his ass, but he already acts like someone who's afraid of getting beaten up. Is it even possible for him to be more cowardly than he already is?

Phil is the equivalent of a yappy dog that needs to get curbstomped. And despite the yappy dog being annoying, offering nothing worthwhile and being a general nuisance, there will still be people who say that you shouldn't do anything to it.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Phil just now
"I guess that symbol means squared? Uhh, not squared, I mean power of 2."
Valedictorian.
He's also threatening to ban the entire Kick chat because they won't stop bullying DT101 for gifting subs.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Odd question: Does Phil’s brain dead gameplay of your favourite game ruin your enjoyment of the game?

I just wanna see the struggle. Phil plays games nowadays in a way that seeks to completely avoid it. Street fighter with Smurf accounts, Tekken character hopping to keep his rank low, Yakuza on normal with a million heals, and even shit I didn’t think possible like Disco Elysium with his brain off relying on chat.

He’s entertaining only when he sucks. If there’s no struggle, there’s no fun. He just doesn’t finish games any more, and he officially rage quit disco elysium because it was unironically too much to handle for the ol’ pickled smooth brain.

It’s not like I’m frothing at the mouth, but I legit just don’t understand why he even keeps it up. His let’s plays are the most boring, conveyor belt style slop on YouTube. They are completely devoid of passion, pride, skill, knowledge or any reason to exist at all. There’s also no reason to watch them. They’re just a vehicle for the feigning distress scam at this point. He might as well ack and do his see that look style khammentary over wrasslin, or Rupaul’s drag race, or kitchen nightmares.

An AI would outperform him, even if you tasked the AI to intentionally suck. He cherry picks kid shit and easy games to appear less incompetent. His only entertainment value ever was wildly sucking at games. He was unironically gifted at being terrible. Leave it to the pigroach to squander even that.

Let’s plays are already a weird thing to choose for entertainment, though they can be occasionally good for background noise, but I just find endgame Phil to be dreadfully boring. His streams are just so uneventful with his dead dent chat and 120 bots and 20 legit viewers.

Realistically, unless he rocks the boat with some actual khantent, I see him streaming to his 7 whales and 100 bots by this time next year. Even his permanently sinking ship seems to be on the way out for good, even if the whales efforts at keeping it afloat are nothing short of heroic.

In a way OIC enabling him to completely lose his edge with endless kiddy shit and fast food rewards are the worst thing to ever happen to him. His entertainment muscles are completely atrophied, and I don’t think he could get back on the saddle even if he wanted to.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

And of course he goes "well that's none of your fucking business!" yeah, right. It's not like mr. Internet Tough Guy actually let him in his house. Why wasn't Phil so tough and rejected this offer if it was so intrusive? At this point Mike should just release whatever footage he got, because now even he is getting shit on and he didn't even do anything, Phil is just being a fucking asshole but not when the person is right there, he has to wait until they've gone away and then he's the toughest motherfucker on the planet.

Didn't Mike buy Phil dinner? Is this just another example of Phil taking something and when it came time to give back he ran and hid?

 

[RougeRed]

its driving me crazy that some weirdo is giving a lolcow $ that isnt mine lol. If 1 lolcow doesnt give me the content i want, i have 7 others that will lmfaooo. Only people who r crazy are superchatters. though if a dent gives more than $1000 to phil i stay up all night and cant get to sleep lol

Your posts suck, and you type like a retard.

 

[Niggernerd]

So someone tips like 2 dollars to Phil and asks for cat advice with a bunch of questions. Naturally, Phil just has to be a fucking asshole about it

That shit irked me. He acts like it only applies to that person. Rather than thinking "hey this advice can be for people that want to know more what they can do for their cat" or anyone thinking of getting a cat. So much for everyone benefiting being his mantra.