DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elbe]

Those compilation videos kinda debunk his claim that the game isn't good for streaming.

'disco elysium playthrough' in Youtube's search yields a shit-tonne of results - and the vast majority have view-counts that dwarf Phil's.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Debunking anything he says doesn’t matter. He either shifts the goalposts, fucks you sideways with semantics, or claims to be the little guy (fat faggot, btw) no matter what angle you try.

 

[Jang Joo]

I have no idea what Disco Elysium is about but from what posters here have said and what little I've seen of Phil clips it looks like a very interesting, well made game. Phil is too stupid for dialogue heavy games.
Phil is probably too stupid for anything.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I have no idea what Disco Elysium is about but from what posters here have said and what little I've seen of Phil clips it looks like a very interesting, well made game. Phil is too stupid for dialogue heavy games.
Phil is probably too stupid for anything.

I dunno if you ever played it but the closest comparison to it is Planescape: Torment. A gameplay-light, dialogue-heavy cRPG but with the caveat that DE doesn't have a combat system at all, everything is solved through dialogue and that's where the way you built your character comes in. Choices are also important and just like Planescape sometimes even minor things you do can have consequences, sometimes they are minor but sometimes they steer your run a certain way.

 

[Soylent Dora]

Fun question for the board.

One of Phils neighbouring khandos goes up for sale and you buy it. How do you fuck with Phil without giving the game away?

Blasting Liquid Richard too obvious and ChaKing songs are right out, however tempting.

Sneak diss every time I saw him.

"You look so familiar, have we met before? Something about your face I could of sworn we met before"
"Man, I bet those Doordashers love seeing you pop up on the order!"
"Am I crazy or did I hear a baby last night in your upstairs window? I didn't know you had kids"
"Not sure if you know, but trash comes every Thursday. Helps to keep the smell down, ya know?
"If you ever need to powerwash your driveway I know a guy. Those spots where your car sits all week really suck doesn't it?
"Look at you go! Making it all the way to the mailbox today! Way to go champ!"
"Are you sure we haven't met before?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Sneak diss every time I saw him.

"You look so familiar, have we met before? Something about your face I could of sworn we met before"
"Man, I bet those Doordashers love seeing you pop up on the order!"
"Am I crazy or did I hear a baby last night in your upstairs window? I didn't know you had kids"
"Not sure if you know, but trash comes every Thursday. Helps to keep the smell down, ya know?
"If you ever need to powerwash your driveway I know a guy. Those spots where your car sits all week really suck doesn't it?
"Look at you go! Making it all the way to the mailbox today! Way to go champ!"
"Are you sure we haven't met before?

"So what do you do for a living? I work as an auditor for the IRS"
"My kids love watching those video game streamers, do you know anything about that?"
"We're new to the area, do you know a good place for my wife to get her hair cut?"

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

PPG results for the word "goal."

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

"So what do you do for a living? I work as an auditor for the IRS"
"My kids love watching those video game streamers, do you know anything about that?"
"We're new to the area, do you know a good place for my wife to get her hair cut?"

Im from the East Coast and am dying for some authentic pizza. Know of any places?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Im from the East Coast and am dying for some authentic pizza. Know of any places?

"Where the white women at?" - only works if one's melanin level is high enough.

 

[Hostile Takeover]

"So what do you do for a living? I work as an auditor for the IRS"
"My kids love watching those video game streamers, do you know anything about that?"
"We're new to the area, do you know a good place for my wife to get her hair cut?"

"So I'm going to be remodeling the master bathroom and having a plumber come out to look at pipes. Since we share a wall, I thought you should be aware of it."

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Debunking anything he says doesn’t matter. He either shifts the goalposts, fucks you sideways with semantics, or claims to be the little guy (fat faggot, btw) no matter what angle you try.

Yeah, it's the same if you criticize him.
If you don't know the whole context and didn't watch the last six months of streams, you don't know what you're talking about and are taking things out of context.
If you know the whole context and watched the last six months of streams, you are obsessed and obviously are a detractor.
If you are a small youtuber, you just want to leech off him to get views and attention.
If you are a big youtuber, you are kicking down poor little Phil and that somehow invalidates your criticism.

Phil has basically created an alternate version of reality where it doesn't matter how valid and solid your criticism of him is, it is automatically invalidated by a completely unrelated and arbitrary rule he made. Just like yesterday when he was arguing how wage-quits are ok, he asks while in a room where he's completely alone daring for an argument against his, and when he doesn't get one because he's alone, he gloats that there isn't any, and then makes a strawman which he then argues against, wins and starts gloating about how he won the imaginary argument against the cartoonish character he just made while ignoring the one argument people always make.

Hey Phil you fat cocksucker, you get criticized for wage-quitting because you are always bragging about how you play games because you are the last passionate gamer in the world and not a shill and are not in it for the money, and also brag about how people support you no matter what because people come to your channel for you. Every wagequit proves people right in think Phil hates games and only plays them for money.

Sneak diss every time I saw him.

"You look so familiar, have we met before? Something about your face I could of sworn we met before"
"Man, I bet those Doordashers love seeing you pop up on the order!"
"Am I crazy or did I hear a baby last night in your upstairs window? I didn't know you had kids"
"Not sure if you know, but trash comes every Thursday. Helps to keep the smell down, ya know?
"If you ever need to powerwash your driveway I know a guy. Those spots where your car sits all week really suck doesn't it?
"Look at you go! Making it all the way to the mailbox today! Way to go champ!"
"Are you sure we haven't met before?

Damn, that's good. I was thinking of fucking Phil through the HoA but this is much better. I'd add saying things like "hey neighbor I saw some guys looking at your house last night, are you having trouble with your internet?" and then tune in to listen to Phil talk about how detractors are planning a home invasion.

 

[Jang Joo]

Phil elaborates on his recent fashion choices. Mentions he got feedback that he shouldn't be wearing gamer shirts in his 40s but neglects to mention his black soulmate it's okay though, now he wears shirts with a more professional look.

3:55

 

[shekelshoah666]

The segment today about how he didn't understand why Mike Clum wanted to record him on his day off for the documentary was crazy lol. That's the entire point of a doc is to see what the fuck someone does behind the scenes.

Really demented prestream with insane begging today he wants 10 goals ASAP for a Sunday marathon.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

I have a theory that 80-90 of his income comes from weens who think they're pulling some kind of "4-D" chess type of trolling. I know you 'tards are reading this thread. giving money to phil isn't trolling. get help.

if "people" are actually doing this, they need to be put on a watchlist lmfaoooo. wild. People need to realize the less $ phil gets, the better the content is. Seeing the paragraphs on here talking about meaningless nontent lore, i wouldnt doubt if some weirdo "detractors" give $

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

He was so annoyed that he didn’t get his way and get paid to box up (not throw away!) old vests and hats. Note that he also was going to bring out empty boxes, which are at the front of the closet, and discuss them with chat before finally getting to the “good stuff,” like his hats.

Dumpy koala may think that the boasting is driving people crazy and that’s how he’s getting over on detractors. DK: It’s all dented. No matter how you justify it, it’s dented.

its driving me crazy that some weirdo is giving a lolcow $ that isnt mine lol. If 1 lolcow doesnt give me the content i want, i have 7 others that will lmfaooo. Only people who r crazy are superchatters. though if a dent gives more than $1000 to phil i stay up all night and cant get to sleep lol

 

[Digger10]

If you don't know the whole context and didn't watch the last six months of streams, you don't know what you're talking about and are taking things out of context.
If you know the whole context and watched the last six months of streams, you are obsessed and obviously are a detractor.
If you are a small youtuber, you just want to leech off him to get views and attention.
If you are a big youtuber, you are kicking down poor little Phil and that somehow invalidates your criticism.

And if all else phails, Phil will just pretend that certain things didn't happen. Like how in the "spoon" rant when he was saying "People never show proof when they accuse me of something!" Except people do show proof. Very, very frequently. Or how he spends a lot of time ranting about trolls and then says "I don't talk about the trolls!"

 

[GameratePTSD]

"What time is dusk?"
40 years old, valedictorian.

Edit: "Dawn is probably like 6 AM"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Odd question: Does Phil’s brain dead gameplay of your favourite game ruin your enjoyment of the game?

 

[thirstymcgee]

Philbert is like Paris Hilton thinking Walmart sells wall supplies.

His narcissism really needs to be studied. Do you think when Fat Kat farts, he does that lip smacking describing the flavour as tangy and robust with a bit of heat in the back of his alcohol ridden throat?

 

[Telemeter]

Honestly, I don’t know how or why he got partnership. He bashed kick for a longtime. Said it was a sketchy site and could be a rug pull since it’s run by digital casino. Kick admins use to ban people for picking fights with other kick streamers and people talking down about their site. Either Phil is just lucky or they don’t care anymore.

Kick should put a cap on how many people DSP can ban, just cause of how funny it would be for him to try to decide who to unban to make space for today's crop of trolls.