Funniest outcome would be if Warski gets a set of Tekken matches against LTG. Imagine the seething of Phil which he might have to mask as "Oh my good friends are nice to LTG"
Phil, in character as horny Santa, played the game. Santa complained that Phil’s Christmas wish was Santa playing this boring game in his place. Phil put zero effort into learning the game and buttonmashed, as well as clicked through story elements. He then announced that he hated the game.
"ew girls, gross"
I'M A FLAMING FAGGOT AND EVERY NIGHT I DRINK MYSELF UNCONSCIOUS WHILE I THINK ABOUT RAMBO
PandaLee fleeing the snort fort really brain broke this pigga. He simply couldn’t handle the break up and the weird af puritan stance was the end result.
Phil definitely loved him more than Leanna
The great thing about the Snortex is that there's always a chance for a new low from Philbert.
It's been years, I think he's gotten over it by now
Eve bad and you are all just shills that she isn't going to fuck.
We at least know he slept in the same bad as Rambo.
Well, him bitching about the game/refusing to play it again is going to hurt his plan to milk his ‘tards for money. I wonder what he’s going to do next to get their cash? Fast food is getting old and no one wants to listen to an old man talking about right wing politics. Inb4 he’s going back to the vest and hat. Snort snort
We're talking about The Guy™ who holds grudges for so long it'd make Warhammer Dwarves blush.
DSP still complains about an X-men toy his parents didn't buy him as a child into his 30's and 40's. He was spoiled rotten and remembers everytime something doesn't go his way. I don't think he has gotten over anything, other than his own alcoholism so he can drink as much as he wants now according to him.
I think his 6+ shots a day streak is longer than the WWEC login streak. The delirium tremens "pink elephants" is an example, not a exaggeration, so he's got that to look forward to.
I don't know if this is true but I think it could be because (ironically) he's probably been doing positive reinforcement shit for years now, telling himself "if I just stick it out eventually I'll have a second coming, it's bound to happen." Of course this is some kind of dented gambler's mindset, which we know he has.
I mean its all different kinds of insecurity. And it all spirals into the same answer. Phil is a lifetime LARPer. He has no concept of how to act. Its the same line of thinking that prompted Chris Chan to declare he would feed his date popcorn for dinner. Phil is a six year old playing in a grown mans body. And its probably because no one ever made him grow up. Like his idea of comedy is poop jokes. We saw that the other day when he played some clip from some Hogan movie and the punchline was, he shits himself. His concept of marriage will also come from TV. Some henpicked husband who can't stop ogling women. Phil is better than that. Like its all just TV and movies from the 90s for him.
On the Christmas Eve stream he retold his old fortune cookie story. For those that don't know, many years ago (I believe in 2010 just after he got laid ahff) he went to a Chinese restaurant, opened a fortune cookie and the fortune said that for the rest of his life he won't have to worry about money and he actually still fucking believes in it, cited "things are looking up", "muh resurgence" and "muh upgrades" as proof why it's still relevant this year, and he cited the fact that he had just gotten fired and that it seemed like destiny that it was that exact piece of paper in that fortune cookie that he got because other fortunes are "more generic."
