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What got me is that he was paying for WWE Network despite having "no electronics" outside of "teh business". Those boomers really did not give a shit during his hearing.
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Fact Me Till I Fart
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So many goddamn missed opportunities to really fuck himself over due to his greed...
COVID especially, since if the virus wasn't there, the creditors would have raped him dry and he would be in a barebones khando!
DSP being the Cockroach that he is
Crooked 16th
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Great time to upload a important video at 2AM EST good job Phil I'm sure this will help.
AlexiTheTrucker
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"Look guys. I got frustrated people were no longer tonguing my anus so I shut down comments, fled to Twitch, and actively ignored YouTube. I said it was the past and a dead platform for years. Now I have no options that I am back here. So I need all of you to promote my content. This is not the same content that I put out years ago. It somehow got worse. But I need you to push me into the algorithm now that my current crop of whales are slowing down their spending. If you all rally for me while I put no effort on my own, I can continue to blow money the way that I would like." *Old man stares at computer as he clicks end on OBS*
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Great, the begging never stops. Bet that rate of begging won't attract newer Philfags but still encouraging the most repetitive paypigs and other paypigs that readied their PayPal or whatever credit card account they have just to donate to his pigroach bank.
It's absolutely rare to see him taking responsibility, while most of the time Phil denies responsibilities and do things he want without it. Bet that the next time when he asked to take responsibility, he'll deny it again like his previous times. Fatass.
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This made me laugh
Of course he just wants to build up his channel again (his last chance in life tbh) No I don't want the extra money (says the guy who had 9 metldowns in his last streams and begs for tips not realizing that the economy is going down the drain)
Oh yeah do you think Phil would fit into the Anti-.work crowd that garnered so much attention these last days? I wonder who would cook his doordash meals if we ever enter this darh scenario?
Of course he just wants to build up his channel again (his last chance in life tbh) No I don't want the extra money (says the guy who had 9 metldowns in his last streams and begs for tips not realizing that the economy is going down the drain)
Oh yeah do you think Phil would fit into the Anti-.work crowd that garnered so much attention these last days? I wonder who would cook his doordash meals if we ever enter this darh scenario?
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Notice how most comments have 2 Likes, with 1 of those almost certainly being from DSP himself trying to boost """positivity""", while the one comment laughing at the video has a whopping 16 Likes:
I love how DSP is trying to create this whole "2003-era positivity" fantasy world, and how easy it is to poke holes in it.
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Man, those comments are great. A bunch of "people" that never talk in chat, never commented before and aren't even members of the channel. All of them with 2 likes and basically saying something that reads like it's Phil writing it, almost like a script.
Phil and his fanbase are completely insane.
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I was watching this and thinking about why he would want 2,000 LIKES on his elden ring premier
it's not just a random number, he did actually put some thought into it, here are 4/5 of his most popular videos (on DSPGaming):
he thinks 2,000 likes will get him millions of views, man is stuck in 2010
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As a current comparison to how likes can equate to view count, my most recent video has almost 500 likes and has over 3k views. So I'd have to agree with you on his bizarre mindset that 2k likes somehow would mean millions of views.
Maybe that's roughly how many likes he hit last time he got over a million views on a video...if ever.
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Funny how things never change. Phil turns from a whiny bitch to smug asshole and back to massive bitch, thanks to Gojitenks. All the while, Phil making the usual excuses while trying to not seem like a cheap asshole. "If I really wanted to beat him easily, I'd just pick Ken, but, I'd rather challenge myself” and "I'm doing skillful stuff with parries and everything” reek of the usual copium and lying from Phil. It's like he can't even fathom saying that Gojitenks is a superior player, and that Phil could learn from him. But no, that 4th place at EVO will always be running through his Cro-Magnon head.
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Mind you those videos only got the views due to him being among the first (if not the very first) to upload a playthrough, sure the view count is in the millions but the view to like ratio is absolute garbage.
here's a quick comparison :
a well made video on a game released in 2005
camcorder footage of piggy playing a hot new title
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"The stove has been broken since April nudnik. Nothing I could do."
Genichiro
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I like how he says it's his fault channel died because he moved to twitch. It was in full freefall long before the Twitch jump.
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And what's absolutely astounding about this match up that they're playing is that Akuma is a pretty solid top tier character in third strike, whereas Gojitenks is playing with one of the worst characters in the game (especially compared to how he used to be in second impact). Gojitenks walked all over Phil in the rounds they played when you consider how much of a better character Akuma is supposed to be in the right hands, you can see how Phil plays by using the same tired and true combos (more like 1) and doesn't really want to mix it up too much, Gojitenks uses some random moves here and there to throw Phil off his robotic like combo game plan, and one of the reasons why Phil loses is because he was far too easy to figure out and Gojitenks knew how to counter his basic bitch approaches and punished him accordingly.
I'm surprised Phil had the courage to take him on again since he's constantly accused him of being an online lag warrior, If you'd like to see more footage of Gojitenks curb stomping Phil in the ass over and over again, then check out the video made by Ludwig World order (that was posted in the detractor video thread some time ago) and is essentially like a film showcasing all of their confrontations until eventually Phil has had enough of his "laggy bullshit" and starts running away from him when he's in lobbies, shit is hilarious.
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It’s funny how DSP will default to Akuma vs Goji in 3rd Strike, but cries like a bitch when Violent Ken, Evil Ryu, and Akuma would ass rape him in Ultra Street Fighter II. It’s the reason he claims he’ll never play that version of SFII again, even though I would assume there is a much larger online community still playing it vs the PS4/XBox versions he always whines about on Fridays.