DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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A "full time" videogame streamer, he played barely 3.5 hours of videogames today. In what is suppose to be 6.5 hours of content daily. I'm giving him a break that he says '11am' but it's really 1130. Then he had borderline 45 minutes of tech support in the evening.

What a retard lol, he is so totally lost technologically without Darziak we are going to keep going gold
Okay but to be fair why go through all the effort of pushing buttons on a controller and pretending to care about a video game when his small stable of SSI- and minimum wage job-funded retards are willing to pay him 600 dollars in a day to open Pokémon card packs? If I had his audience I would have no respect for their time either.
 
I don't know if this post is entirely approriate. But as a non FGC person I can't possible describe what an odd feeling it is to see a fighting game tutorial by someone I don't know, who is highly entertaining, and isn't a sore loser. Nor a sore winner. I'll add the video in case anyone cares, but man alive. Phil is out his mind if he thinks he can compete in this space. 18 years and he doesn't even compare. The bloke even edits out the dead air. Can you imagine? A daring synthesis!

 
I like to perpetuate the theory of DSP having ED because being a master projectionist he constantly uses insults like "limp dicked no load loser". Also because he's an insecure faggot and it probably eats away at his ego.
I think you can tell a lot about someone's insecurities by what they say to insult people. Phil is extremely prone to projection, and you see this any time he reacks to lolcow content. I would 100% believe he has ED based purely on his "no load loser" insult. Really specific and gross, btw. No idea why he thought it sounded good to start saying this all the time.
 
he has ED based purely on his "no load loser" insult.
That was my first thought hearing it myself. Its so fucking weird. No one but phil has tried to attack another person saying they're a 'no load'. It's utterly deranged as an insult and is 100% projection. Piggy can't get it up no matter how much he lusts after black men
 
That was my first thought hearing it myself. Its so fucking weird. No one but phil has tried to attack another person saying they're a 'no load'. It's utterly deranged as an insult and is 100% projection. Piggy can't get it up no matter how much he lusts after black men
He honestly probably heard it from Khet first.
 
Watching him "review" chipotle and when he keeps bringing up the rice he didn't order all I can think of is
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Since Phil and his weird sex life are coming back to the forfront he has defintely a weird history:

wrote the Incel manifesto after being rejected (extra funny: Nicolas Doreo watched tom's second DSP doc and when that part came up he said "that's what a spurned 14 year old would write")
jerked his penne on a radio show to impress a girl that was on (including the all time banger "Btw those guys are all black" and "I have 5.7 inch GIRTH")
Then there was this third girl who he tried to get with but his advances were so desperate she shot him down immediately (again ón Alphaism Radio "so who would you go out with" "Not him!")
He basically forced Panda to be his girlfriend but he probably failed at their first "panty time" and was scared ever since (heck I bet she had more experience then he had at that point)
Of course as others mentioned him ignoring all signs she threw at him. Makes me think that after the first time he deemed it "too much work2 and ignored her. I seem to remember Panda made a vlog where she claimed that after the move their sex life died immediately. So she was probably just a "trophy maid"
and don't forget " get laid by my wife" i am sorry, what the fuck does that mean? Does she peg him with a hogan dildo or something?

as usual, Phil is just this retarded mongoloid and it will never change. and I am on team "no load2 and "ED" considering how unhealthy he has lied for so long. some Larper should ask him if his workout has made him more hard down there too but it would probably go right over his oddly shaped head
 
I think you can tell a lot about someone's insecurities by what they say to insult people.
Whenever Phil calls other people stupid morahns or other childish insults, I get a second-hand flashback to all the times in school his classmates undoubtedly shat on him for being a stupid retard. There's something in his voice, it's hard to describe, but it's like he's half-crying the phrase because he only learned it by being tormented. Whereas someone like PPP genuinely delights in calling out people's stupidity.
 
I think you can tell a lot about someone's insecurities by what they say to insult people. Phil is extremely prone to projection, and you see this any time he reacks to lolcow content. I would 100% believe he has ED based purely on his "no load loser" insult. Really specific and gross, btw. No idea why he thought it sounded good to start saying this all the time.
he's like chris chan in that he repeats really obscure/outdated turns of phrases from his parents, so the only other explanation for this is that it was a somewhat common saying in Connecticut in the early 90s.
 
im watching the kino vod from last night and laughing my ass off at him unable to lift 75 pounds up the stairs and not knowing what to do with a pallet
Anyone else would be like "yeah I set up the weight machine on the weekend, the wife helped" and that would be it. But he makes it sound like a war story.
 
Well the Chipotle he is eating is going to buff him up real quick

Chipotle is... messy they just smashed the tacos together and wrapped them in foil. DSP is upset and doesn't care if the tacos are good Chipotle needs to grow a fucking brain and whoever runs Chipotle is an idiot and should be fired.

Food came from 1 block away and the food is ice cold. Typical DSP doesn't know food can be reheated.

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He is legit inhaling the cold taco.

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Can't taste the veggies. Pico isn't fresh. No shit the food is cold lmao. The rice he didn't ask for is salty.

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Double protein bowl is hard to mix. He doesn't remember what he asked for in the bowl.

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He is reading what is in the bowl

"Would I be full if I ate 3 tacos? Depends how hungry I am" Well ya that's how being hungry works

Still very upset at how the tacos got delivered and someone should be fired for it whoever made the decision to package them that way.

2.5/5 for the tacos.

"If it's supposed to be healthy why put cheese on it?" well because cheese is in fact not bad for you.

Very pissed about the cost of the bowl. Still shoveling it down while bitching about the price.

3.75/5 for the bowl.

One day DSP will learn he can just eat like 6 eggs for breakfast and get a huge head start to the day for his protein.
BTS, youtube mode, dsp tries it new intro, dsp's high protein diet

 
Lol, what!? Is there more on this somewhere in this forum? I was around during the Panda days, but I don't recall that tidbit of lore.
I recall her talking about what places her and Phil were looking into moving to on some other forum, but not this.
Lost to time, sadly. There's still this up:

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Panda wasn't really a good actress in the early years. Every time she was on camera she'd be acting pissy at Phil over a lot of things including sex. Phil just wasn't putting out enough. There was a vlog where she straight up mentioned this, I think, but the Queen Of Soap's channel was scrubbed a couple years back. I think Tevin still has all her vlogs in one stream. Ironically Phil has sneakily privated the PandaLee vlahgs since last time I checked.

One of the forums is TeachSoap. Unfortunately, it's been inactive for about 8 years and you'd need to register to easily see her profile and posts. Registrations seem to no longer work. She went by Lhangen and BBadict. BBadict in itself is telling because it's misspelled, a soap thing, and also a pun on Bareback Addict. I don't know what the Sims forum was, but I believe the post where she whined about not getting enough was from there. She was getting banned for overly sexual content, while being pissed off at Phil and making very public passes at him, while I can't find the smoking gun, I'm pretty sure it's easy enough to put two and two together. And because she was pretty much a teenager still, she wasn't smart enough to keep her mouth shut about the whole thing, which in turn greatly annoyed Phil, who wanted her completely separate from his content.

Phil has described her as "Having a big personality" years after the fact, and has pretty much admitted that he felt emasculated as hell whenever she was around. "People liked her coming on stream and confronting me" roughly paraphrased.

As a bonus, here's a pic of Panda claiming that DSP is NOT a pedophile. That is all. Relevant to the Jidion thing lately I suppose. Phil should really watch his ass with that. The Panda content is not as lost and inaccessible as he thinks it is.

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As for him having fucked Panda, I mean... Sure, if we're being generous, I guess rubbing a Mandingo-powered half chub against her thigh kinda sorta counts. I think they tried once or twice, Phil didn't perform, and they just stopped. Their sex life dying after they moved in together probably means Phil was able to do sexting/cam sessions but not the real stuff. By the time they went to Washington, they were both in too deep. Phil only wanted a live-in maid to cook and clean. Panda wanted a youtube star boyfriend who would pay the bills and pay the costs to set up her soap business. They probably met IRL, tried once, Phil made excuses about how it never happens and he'd totally rock her world next time, and she just went with it because of the sunk cost fallacy. There may have been more attempts, and they did share a bed, but I don't think it happened very often.

Don't get me wrong, under normal circumstances I would 100% agree that a couple living alone, specially if the guy's significantly older are absolutely fucking, at least in modest numbers when time and place allows. If Peetz and Chantal were fucking, even if it was super weird degen shit, the bar's not too high to clear. It's just that Phil still doesn't clear it.

And I don't think Phil's even used the no load loser thing before Quartering asked him "Where'd the load go?" in the softball interview. And the Incident looked like a struggle, as has been pointed out.

Gout + BBC obsession + Alcoholic (Former) = Probably can't get it up for a woman. Really, it's just logic. Asides from that it's just what people consider counts as fucking. If you count full intercourse to completion of both parties, Phil probably can't do that. If you count watching a porno together and each person jorks their own, then sure, they've "fucked".

Kat and Phil haven't fucked. There have probably been talks about how Kat is sex repulsed because she had to give ass to get food and housing, Phil was ok with pretending he's now PuritanSydePhil because his dick doesn't work anyway, and they agreed to ocasionally play up for the camera that they totally have lots of hot sex.

This came in the form of Kat charging up her ki to manage to use her special attack and give Phil a super fast peck on the cheek, and them pucker kissing at their wedding. You see them together on stream and it almost seems like Kat needs to make a minimal number of appearances with a minimal amount of physical contact to help Phil keep up his façade. Every single time they've phsically interacted it's been awkward as fuck. The last time Phil did that weird creepy little handrub thing on her hump and shoulders. Kat seemed like she was about ready to bite his hands off.

Kat is as touch averse as a battered dog, but Phil gets to have sex AHN DEMAND. Makes sense, if you don't think about it.
 
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