Leanna was more of a star clout chaser than a gold digger. In her early vlogs, she'd often talk about how Phil was a big Youtuber, which he really was in those days. To her at least, they weren't in a relationship until they moved to Washington, which coincided with arguably being the biggest mistake of Phil's life leading to the shattered hermit he is today. It was all downhill from there.
linda probably told dave a bedtime storyTha fuck are you on about man he spent his wedding night arguing with trolls on twitter we saw it live brother. In fact didn't they spend the wedding night in his parents house? Do ya think that got Kathy nice and wet? Getting balled in her new husband's childhood bedroom on top of his Thundercats bedsheets with his parents snoring on the other side of the wall?
No sir I think when phil realized he bagged an Aspy he thanked his lucky stars that DON'TTOUCHME was her safe word and that he could avoid any repeat of the escalating awkwardness that was Leanna baring her ass to him on the bed and phil simply being too GAY and too DENSE to even get in there close his eyes and make believe her name was Shaquan.
yes he is. he's gay
When he went to flex about how happy he was with his wife in 2024, the only photo he could use was a nearly 6-year old wedding day photo. Same thing when he wanted to flex on RTU for having a wife, he used an even older photo of them.
Given how shit his draws have been, I wouldn't put it past Phil to have bought the cheapest possible resealed packs, which makes it even funnier that dents are paying him to open them.
Ive opened booster packs, etbs, boxes, etc...
He's very clearly gay. He just doesn't want to look like a faggot. Useless endeavor if you ask me, he's the most faggoty faggot that ever faggoted.
That is really fucking funny
I don't know about that lately. Some days, Phil's really dressing like an old faggot.
Bro it doesn't take long to bust a lil nut.
He would have to get Darziak to stitch together 6 panoramic shots of Current Day Kat in order to fit her in a single frame. But now Dragon Faggot is gone, so no chance of that.
I hit it - and i quit it! Now what do I mean by that,
Overheard after Phil fails to satisfy Kat:
Ya I check it once a week or so he is always active with the time lining up with breaks/stream ending
This isn't 'live' in the way we wish it was. It simply means he was active at the time this was 'polled' or whatever the term would be. Which is admittedly VERY often that is true. But point being you can't use this to prove he is in-game between streams, or on breaks, etc
Well maybe he never had sex with Panda but I assume he had sex with a dude.
