DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Imagine if he plays rimworld and names his colonists after whales and the colony just collapses, that would be the funniest shit ever. That said he wont like Rimworld because it requires reading and management which dsp doesnt have. Ill give it 1½ streams before ragequit.
 
Socialblade is cucking me right now with no showing how November and December went but his last 30 days had a 419k viewcount. He is close to what I estimated at the start of the year, falling below 400k views

Also what the hell happened here?

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Was that the day of the reeeemergency videos he then deleted?
 
Countdown to fighting games returning? Consistent Jaxx money + "talking about the game" (even to say he's lying about rollback) would make him feel better.
 
INirvana dijo:
- All he has to do is actually complete games (not always, but atleast make a dramatic video on why like every youtuber)
- Make video game reviews, WITH EFFORT! (EFFORT)
- Edit his fucking videos, you know he can make highlights of his playthrough to condense it to like 18-30 minutes with the way he uploads, this would be good
- LEARN HOW TO EDIT, it's not HARD, i've seen over 100's of gaming channels with simple editing or intermediate somewhat and succeed
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Dood, that's work! DSP wants to have fun, not work!
 
Crooked 16th dijo:
The problem comes from his business schooling more than anything. He tries to mange his channel like an actually business because that is what he learned and he thinks because he spent money on the schooling that it must be the way to do it. When his most successful time was when he did the opposite of what he does now, If he beat games in a day or two like the old days, Did actual DSP Tries it, or Cooking with the king he would be more successful.
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I actually believe this, because #1 his raw would be a bit more watchable again.
He's made himself unwatchable by spoiling everything and dragging his feet in all content so much so that it's habit now. But also #2 it would reinvigorate TIHYDP which was free advertising for him. The guides, handholding, and stalling he added in may have succeeded in destroying the decent TIHYDP which acted as advertisement but it also made his content incredibly boring. It's absolutely awful if you are watching a raw content with like 1 min of good fumble with 2 hours of stalling and being told exactly where to find and how to equip the most powerful shit in the game just for you to have to beat your head against the boss with. All the "This boss was easy for everyone (thus no guides for it really) but hard for me, and this boss was hard for everyone (thus overkill guides to follow) and easy for me!" is some of the least self aware shit he says. Everyone knows he is handheld and reads guides, he outs himself nonstop and reads chat aloud. Beating games in a day or two would mean that he moves through games quickly rather than months of being on the same 4 games until he gets one bad stream and has a withholders crashout then quits. DSP Tries It as a stream component is actual trash, because it is on a schedule. It's strange to say because its obvious to most of us, but to him this isn't something he thinks of. When you have a timeline for content, something that's done off the cuff and organic, you crush it into a box you just have to stall till its over. So you end up going back and scarfing the sandwich and talking with a full mouth to stall. Live audiences that he can see commentary of turn him into this insufferable asshole, because it's pretty normal to be offput by things like lip smacking. But I knew as soon as people started posting about it in chat that he would amp it up to 12, because that's what he always does. He resents being told he's wrong. Great, tank your own content bud. That'll work out right? Film it offline and organically when you eat with no timer. You're already taking a 3 hour break or whatever between streams, just stroll upstairs and munch, give your raw take, film it, throw it on the channel. It'll be way more entertaining without your Oppositional Defiance Disorder causing you to act caustic to the people you simultaneously want money from. I loved the Cooking with the King, because there was always something hilarious in it. Despite it being a massive W for content, he won't do it because he *perceives* people's commentary about it as an L. This is the internet, Phil. Any attention you're getting is potential money and a W. There's been a trend for a decade of shitty cooking online ON PURPOSE and it's extremely well monetized especially on Tiktok. Your oopsies as you learn basic adulting really aren't going to shock anyone but they are *genuine* so it will attract the attention you need to stay afloat. Ideally he needs to hide stream chat while he plays, just like the old days. Don't put the money counter on till the last hour when he just counts his contributions and does shoutouts, then log out for the night. Collapse both streams into one longer one and you'll get more done. Realize that variety streamer means you play just about any game, it doesn't mean variety across a week, it means period. Also, yeah maybe you're playing game A on Mon/Thurs, and game B on Tues/Fri but that's not a lot of variety when those playthroughs drag on MONTHS. A fiscal quarter of minecraft and like a dragon infinite wealth paired with flight sim is the most drab, soul crushing content I can imagine. Just fucking knock the game out. What you did with Doom TDA was perfect, and people stopped supporting because you were shitting on the game out of insecurity rather than just bashing your head through it and moving on. Shitting on games on a 1-2 hour prestream before playing is ANTI-ADVERTISEMENT dipshit. Finally, just accept that if you want your podcast to be a real thing, having daily episodes with no content is NOT helping. People only tune in for the same reason they did truck sim and no coffers, for the crashouts. Make your podcast once a week. Sometimes have a guest (and try having your mods on sometimes just to practice the skill of bouncing a topic back and forth). Make a list of topics to cover for that day, and no gameplay, just a 4 hour podcast, then 4 hour gameplay later of whatever game you're steamrolling. It takes time to build an audience. It will NOT come from the audience you currently have, and your audience size will grow as your skills grow. But your current audience is based on your current habits, which is why when you look at the "other channels your viewers watch" stats, it's all detractors. You're making the raw detractor content and not entertainment content currently.

All this is said from the standpoint of someone who's been watching him since he first popped up on /v/ threads on 4chan so many ages ago. I genuinely thought he would learn some of this, but it seems his own laziness paired with his unwillingness to adopt any feedback unless he's literally about to be homeless prevents any growth. Everything he tries he quits before refining it, before growing an audience. He never takes the effort to take himself out of the content as a detractor. This is much bigger than you see. Actual dents watch him because of the schedule and the comfort it provides. Everyone else is just there to mock him. Even both of his YT mods were mocking him the past week and I mean one is Furbs and the other is a flat earther.
 
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Balr0g dijo:
Socialblade is cucking me right now with no showing how November and December went but his last 30 days had a 419k viewcount. He is close to what I estimated at the start of the year, falling below 400k views

Also what the hell happened here?

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Was that the day of the reeeemergency videos he then deleted?
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I noticed that too a couple of weeks ago for exactly 6 videos.

Tsoliassssssssssssss dijo:
I'll live this as a note here
yesterday the obvious botting started at around 11:45 his time
and how surprisingly today again at around 11:45 the viewers jumped from 185 to >400
yesterday the bots fucked off at around 13:45. let's see if they will leave the same time today.
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hehe, bullseye!
13:47 500 viewers https://youtu.be/MbTc9l8IrtY?t=10953
13:53 182 viewers https://youtu.be/MbTc9l8IrtY?t=11325
 
I just recently got into playing Factorio and man what an amazing game it is. I can easily see it becoming my new autistic obsession. It's just pure gameplay and I've held off playing it because the online perception made it look like you had to really know your shit to grasp the game and understand complex assembly lines. That isn't the case AT ALL I'm enjoying it on a completely casual level - I think if you liked the old Sim City games you could play Factorio.

Anyway I wondered "Did Phil play this?" And I only could find Phil's own 16 minute clip, no Detractors lies here! I can't even really insult his skills that much HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME! He couldn't even be bothered to build/craft anything in a game that's all about building shit! He just wagequits because no dents started sucking his dick & throwing him money. The level of entitlement on this piece of shit is amazing. What a ROBUST faggot you are DSP.
 
Servers and bandwidth and shit cost a lot of money. I think YouTube and other websites should universally charge people like DSP to upload and also to Livestream.

Why? I hate live streamers and more penultimate than that: I hate DSP.

I want to hear him cry about having to pay 100 bucks a day for streaming his bullshit. It would be hilarious.

And since jewtube is now jeettube because of da indians taking it over, it's only a matter of time until it happens
 
drtonysimp dijo:
hes crashing out because he wasnt able to keep any of the asmon dents. phils biggest cope has always been "i cant succeed because people never give me the chance" well phil one of the biggest content creators gave you the golden ticket and you werent able to retain any of his viewer base. hes got no one to blame besides himself and his terrible content. people came, they watched his horrible streams, realised it was trash and then left. its a massive hit to his ego.
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Yet he’s still adamant its bugged too twitch creator mechanics

Welcome home nigger.
 
It's funny reading about Phil bitching that no one talks to him or engages in chat. If only there was an Asian style viewer somewhere who could not only interact with Phil but also keep chat moving with lots of fun facts about the game being played. Oh well. Thanks for getting banned, Derich.
 
Crooked 16th dijo:
The problem comes from his business schooling more than anything. He tries to mange his channel like an actually business because that is what he learned and he thinks because he spent money on the schooling that it must be the way to do it. When his most successful time was when he did the opposite of what he does now, If he beat games in a day or two like the old days, Did actual DSP Tries it, or Cooking with the king he would be more successful.
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I think it's cute that you think he remembers anything he learned in school lmao
 
Crooked 16th dijo:
The problem comes from his business schooling more than anything. He tries to mange his channel like an actually business because that is what he learned and he thinks because he spent money on the schooling that it must be the way to do it. When his most successful time was when he did the opposite of what he does now, If he beat games in a day or two like the old days, Did actual DSP Tries it, or Cooking with the king he would be more successful.
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It doesn't matter if he beats games, makes DSP Tries It videos, or whatever. The one thing keeping DSP's channel from growing is the fact that he's a fucking cunt. He can run his channel however he wants, but as long as that factor doesn't change, he's never going to grow. And this is a 1000% guarantee because DSP has been a cunt his whole life.
 
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